then mecs start to think thas was spawn raping
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so they all left the server except steve..........
who had a wank and logged off!!!
then steve logged back in........................... lol
Last edited by Aslan the Creator (2006-03-07 10:41:19)
With his new account, the other one had a horrible k/d ratio so steve strikes again, and enters the bf2s server in order to pwn some noobs, but suddenly...
bf2 crashes to desktop and steve tends to destroy his computer but then suddenly he sees a cookie and diceded to.........
What part of no smut do you not understand?!
...CHUCK C4 ON THE COOKIE AND BLOW IT UP!!!11!!one! After his short testosterone burst, Steve tried out WoW and found out...
...CHUCK C4 ON THE COOKIE AND BLOW IT UP!!!11!!one! After his short testosterone burst, Steve tried out WoW and found out...
That he couldnt move away from his chair! It wasnt actually the fact that WoW was good, just because some mad scientist had made it so you cant get out of it. He actually couldnt even change the game (i dunno why ) so he had to play WoW.
A year passes...
Finally, steves computer exploded. The chair let him go. First of, steve decided to...
A year passes...
Finally, steves computer exploded. The chair let him go. First of, steve decided to...
get his ass chopped off because it was dead from lack of blood....
so he decides to get a new ass, so he calls his best friend, mr.....
chester the molester (yay )
who gave him a new computer with pre-loaded...
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6855
super-sane hentai version of BF2...then he decided to ...
Try out the game. He noticed that patch 1.21 had came out so he had to...
down load it but he had dial-up internet and it said it would take 90000000 years to down load so...
steve called up the local isp and demanded a t3 fiber line be installed into his house and had it arranged to be done the very next day. Now steve managed to download the 1.21 patch in under a minute or so and found that the new patch...
requires you to register with the FBI and NSA. As well as supply a urine and dna sample with finger prints. Steve says wtf and then......
Last edited by Copen (2006-03-09 12:50:38)
steve commites suicide
Steve loads the gun and points it at his head, but his finger slips on the trigger and he ends up shooting his ear off! The bullet flew through his ear and out the window...
and just killed a DICE programmer that lived in front of his house. the bullet hit the dude just between the eyes. Steve gets the expert sniper for that and keeps his ear in a box, then he...
yelled " fuck u DICE" and went back to play BF2 then...
he decides to stat pad and finds a "pistol & knife only - high points 24/7 karkand" server. So there he goes with his knife trying to hit MECs in order to get his badge, but no way, he sucks, get pwned all the time, so...
...he hijacked a helicopter from Sharqi, and with the help of Chester the Molester, proceeds to own all those "BLOODY STAT PADDERS!" he shouts from the heli. However, nito91 was down there, and using a magical hack he conjured a...
magical flashbang that blinded him for the rest of the round, burning his retinas, so next round he...
Was ready to kick that nitros ass. Too bad hes/shes hacks just pwnt him again. Once he had spawned, he saw a big ass bomber on the air. It dropped something tiny but it just grew bigger and bigger...
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