Shaguart
Titties
+56|6819|Calgary, Canada
I have the best one ever
my freind made it up, i cant remember exactly how it is but its something like

Im all out of raisins, do you think i can have a date?

ahahahahahaha

get it
`MetaL*
Just an ordinary guy, Looking for lulz.
+45|6204
"You're a pile of dirt.


I dig you."
bennisboy
Member
+829|7096|Poundland
Psch, conventional pick up lines never work. Unless you know the girl is obviously interested in you, go with an indirect opener, like getting their opinion on something. Its all about getting the convo goin in a non-sexual way. Avoid shitty interview questions like "where are you from, hat work do you do, would you like some dick" and so on. Oh also never introduce yourself, it makes it too formal, if a girl wants to know your name, she'll ask
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6602|what

Maybe some of you should try:

Can you believe it? I just won the lottery, I'm a millionaire!
But for a few of you, I'd suggest billionaire...
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7206|Scotland

"You're incredible"
Never fails.
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6736|eng
GET IN MY CAR BITCH OR ILL STAB YOU

generally has the desired effect
#rekt
T1g3r217
Perpetual
+124|6871|My room
Nice shoes...wanna fuck?
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7140|Devon, England

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

I'm sad and lonely, will you be my friend?
Aww...

That might actually work if she's a nice girl, and you genuinely are sad and lonely
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7189|Comber, Northern Ireland
'Don't let this rape turn into a murder.'

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