toilet breaks

2006-03-07 05:42:52

#1

number901: Member; +1|6918|uk

How many of you have been in the middle of a good game and needed a shit so bad you go cross eyed , if you idle longer than 2-3 minutes you get kicked , so it usually means disconnecting from server and then rejoining again ( big hassle ), unless you implement the classic bf2 quick shit . as follows:

1)find a quite place on the edge of map then hide and prone

2)rush to the toilet

3)force one out so hard that your eyes bulge

4) polish rectum clean

5) run back to see if your still in game

(wiping ass is optional if you need to save time )

anyone else use this method or any other ?

2006-03-07 06:46:59

#2

*ToRRo*cT|: Spanish Sniper-Wh0re; +199|6987|Malaga, España

Man that's too much time wasted ''I Wear Diapers

2006-03-07 06:48:45

#3

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6959

*ToRRo*cT| wrote:
Man that's too much time wasted ''I Wear Diapers

rofl... this is gonna be a funny thread

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2006-03-07 06:52:25

#4

section9: Member; +9|7091|USA

Dude you gotta wipe but what do you do when you're stranded and can't find a roll.

2006-03-07 06:54:34

#5

Rathji: Member; +1|6926

I just go AFK and spank it while I am in there. If I get kicked at least it was worth it.

2006-03-07 07:04:18

#6

bingobones: Member; +6|6968|London, UK

LOL very funny thread - happened to me a few times! usually i make it in time!

2006-03-07 07:05:35

#7

NM156: The H4xor Mod; +161|7090|North Texas

section9 wrote:
Dude you gotta wipe but what do you do when you're stranded and can't find a roll.

Just rip a page outta your Hustler dude!

2006-03-07 07:11:50

#8

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|6988|Houston, TX

Move your computer desk into your "office". Then install a phone and have your meals delivered in there. Now you'll never have to move again.

I personally couldn't do it. If I tried to poop whilst sniping, it would mess with my rythym.

KJ

2006-03-07 07:15:40

#9

[BSF]Nexar: Banned; +4|6909|3 Miles East of Smurf Village

well typically i take like 35 minute shits so if i go afk, i just exit the whole game.

2006-03-07 07:20:46

#10

MastersMom: YOUR mom goes to college; +61|6898

You're telling me you guys all get up to go to the bathroom?!?!?!? That's what tupperware is for. Piss, shit, whatever and it seals up nice so the stench doesn't linger too long around the computer. Then 14 hours later, when I stop playing, I go dump it in my toilet and toss the container in the dishwasher. I've thought about getting those disposable tupperware/zip lock containers but the cost on those ads up. Man...I can't believe I'm the only one.

2006-03-07 07:25:15

#11

Erkut.hv: Member; +124|6978|California

This is the sickest thread ever, it's great. I wait til the point of pain and make a mad dash for the bathroom. best thing I ever bought: Handlebars for my toilet. Get in, sit down, hold on, and let her rip. Get a quick douple of wipes in, and back to it, feeling like a million bucks.

Unless I partied the night before, then it could take a while.

2006-03-07 07:34:43

#12

ifixphns2: Member; +3|6958|Evanston, WY

Yeah, I've done the mad dash too. I've got a really nice chair in my office (Leap Chair), and I find when I plunk down to play, the urge to poo suddenly starts coming on. So, I take care of it before I game, and it's usually done with for the rest of the night.

Now, if it's a piss I gotta take, I don't even have to leave my chair. Those of you who are home-brewed coffee drinkers, or found Grandma's "Thunder Mug" under her bed, know what I'm talking about. Save the can! Leave a good sized (#10) coffee can with lid under your desk (careful not to kick it over). Clean it out after use, and splash a little mouthwash in it to keep it from smelling like a brine sump.

2006-03-07 07:38:20

#13

tahadar: Sniper!!; +183|6982|Pakistan/England

Lol best thing to do is find a corner, go prone, put heavy object on 'w' key, face wall so u 'move' forward without actually moving (u wont get idle-kicks), take shit, return, continue playing. works every time

2006-03-07 07:46:07

#14

dh124289: Anything but what it is now!; +11|6920

Wait till the server reloads between maps! Although you're screwed if it's a 24/7 map since these only reload periodically...

BTW don't any of you fellas wash your damn hands??? You're all like, "Yeah man hide, go prone, bolt to the toilet, quick shit, quick wipe, back to the game..."

2006-03-07 07:56:22

#15

number901: Member; +1|6918|uk

tahadar wrote:
Lol best thing to do is find a corner, go prone, put heavy object on 'w' key, face wall so u 'move' forward without actually moving (u wont get idle-kicks), take shit, return, continue playing. works every time

my freind , you are indeed a genius, this is the information i needed , i can finaly say goodbye to my prolapsed colon

hoorahh

2006-03-07 07:57:33

#16

Fluffypanda: Member; +0|6889|Norway

dont need to put a heavy object on the key, just press j,k or l (keys for ingame chatting) while still holding down the w key, and then let go, and you will still be walking forewards while you are free to type (or make your run for the toilet (but i guess everybody knew that already =P)).

Last edited by Fluffypanda (2006-03-07 08:02:45)

2006-03-07 07:59:42

#17

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6959

just force ur body to shit b4 u take a shower, so theres no problems

2006-03-07 08:06:37

#18

bingobones: Member; +6|6968|London, UK

Fluffypanda wrote:
dont need to put a heavy object on the key, just press j,k or l (keys for ingame chatting) while still holding down the w key, and then let go, and you will still be walking forewards while you are free to type (or make your run for the toilet (but i guess everybody knew that already =P)).

genius

2006-03-07 08:10:21

#19

Inquatitis: Member; +1|6882

amateurs.
all you need is a catheter and a tube going out your window.

2006-03-07 08:11:27

#20

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|6999|United States of America

Mutiny then take commander, you dont get booted!

2006-03-07 08:17:27

#21

DawidBuchwald: Member; +0|6876|Warsaw, Poland

Maybe we should ask EA to implement Shit Key (anyone remembers Boss Key in good, old DOS times? ) - it could be reflected by appropriate animation of character to prevent him from getting killed by respectful players . That would be great! Imagine those new exploits, like ShitCamping...

2006-03-07 08:26:42

#22

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|6988|Houston, TX

Miller wrote:
Mutiny then take commander, you dont get booted!

I dunno, there might be a conflict with ROE. You can't fly while being commander. Doesn't mention anything about "bombing runs", "bombing", or "the runs", but I'd be kinda peeved to find my commander AWOL on a porcelin bombing run.

On a side note, the sound of your arty strike might aid in whatever you're doing in there. Could use a soundtrack too. (Could I get a courtesy arty in here?)

KJ

2006-03-07 08:27:14

#23

specialistx2324: hahahahahhaa; +244|6932|arica harbour

well you can run to the bathroom quick.. problem is like in the game you run to get a tank only to be blasted by c4.. make sure there is no c4 in the toilet or else you are not going to have much of an ass left.....lol

2006-03-07 08:44:15

#24

Lestat<CoN>: Didnt Do it; +9|6947

man i cant remember the last time i used the toliet nah but seriously if you need to go more than once a week you are eating way tooo much i tell you geez lol nah im lucky i only get the urge for one in the morning when i get up so im set for the rest of the day

2006-03-07 08:52:04

#25

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|6988|Houston, TX

Lestat<CoN> wrote:
man i cant remember the last time i used the toliet nah but seriously if you need to go more than once a week you are eating way tooo much i tell you geez lol nah im lucky i only get the urge for one in the morning when i get up so im set for the rest of the day

"if you need to go more than once a week you are eating way tooo much "

*grimace and shudders* The thought of holding all that shit in for more than a day scares it outta me.

KJ

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