Eagle
Togs8896 is my evil alter ego
+567|6601|New Hampshire, USA
My boss and I are very competitive.  So, last winter, during a slow night, I made a paper airplane and bet him it could be better than any he could build.  Short version of the story - A week long competition in which he and I built our own aircraft out of cardboard and tape which both ended up being over a yard long and flew over 60 feet.  Now we're at it again.  I just finished building my MBS (Mobile Battle Suit) to combat another employee (he sprayed me with a sanitizer bottle and I took revenge a little overboard) and my boss and I are in a boating competition.

The Mobile Battle Suit 1.0 is equipped with dual sanitizer spray bottles and can defend against a wide range of attacks from bread slingshots to opposing sanitizer bottles
Outside of the MBS 1.0
https://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v330/122/119/521033402/n521033402_891475_4245.jpg
Inside the MBS 1.0
https://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v330/122/119/521033402/n521033402_891472_5922.jpg
Me wearing the MBS 1.0 (the screen is blurry because I shot it)
https://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v313/122/119/521033402/n521033402_891481_9168.jpg

The Mobile Battle Suit 2.0 features flexible armor extended to protect the legs of the wearer and a high-powered water cannon to take out opposing MBS's
The MBS 2.0 from the front
https://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v330/122/119/521033402/n521033402_891482_9465.jpg
The MBS 2.0 from the inside (the black thingy is the water cannon)
https://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v313/122/119/521033402/n521033402_891471_1310.jpg


Now for the boat:
The sss QQQ is a luxury ship which can hold up to 1.5 lbs of cargo- be it drugs or weapons.  It is made from the finest cardboard and can go for up to 3 voyages before it becomes a sloppy mess.
The ship
https://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v330/122/119/521033402/n521033402_891470_5620.jpg
The port side of the ship
https://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v330/122/119/521033402/n521033402_890339_7017.jpg
Its maiden voyage
https://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v330/122/119/521033402/n521033402_888782_9196.jpg
Carrying a container full of water
https://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v330/122/119/521033402/n521033402_885806_9277.jpg


The End.... for nao :shiftyeyes:
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Liberal-Sl@yer
Certified BF2S Asshole
+131|6426|The edge of sanity
Didn't you slice your finger off there?
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6478

Liberal-Sl@yer wrote:

Didn't you slice your finger off there?
qft.  so why would it be the best job ever?
djphetal
Go Ducks.
+346|6306|Oregon
It's always great to have a job you can have fun at.
I'm working at an italian restaurant, and it's fuckin' awesome.
Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|6541|USA
why did you put a penis on your battlesuit?
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|6726|Scotland

That's epic. Although I would beat both of you at paper airplane making.
Eagle
Togs8896 is my evil alter ego
+567|6601|New Hampshire, USA

Ender2309 wrote:

why did you put a penis high-powered water cannon on your battlesuit?
to complement the nipple cannons

To "bone" the enemy

Idklol
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i g
Banned
+876|5834|GA

no time for building shit; there are sandwiches to be eaten
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6077|Birmingham, UK
VicktorVauhn
Member
+319|6362|Southern California
Pretty sure minimum wage sandwich making isn't the best job ever...
OmniDeath
~
+726|6614

VicktorVauhn wrote:

Pretty sure minimum wage sandwich making isn't the best job ever...
elite.mafia
Banned
+122|6424|USA
I like my job at Seven Subs (local place, ironically located less than 300 yards from a quiznos). I have seen quiznos make their subs, it's kind of gross...
RandomSchl
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+52|6414|California

elite.mafia wrote:

I like my job at Seven Subs (local place, ironically located less than 300 yards from a quiznos). I have seen quiznos make their subs, it's kind of gross...
elaborate...
PeoNinja
Ninja Fart - Silent but Deadly
+31|6168
The MBS needs a hole for the acidic multi sized cannon (aka the penis)

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