Oh Shi- (Save Sam Jackson!)

2008-08-10 19:45:37

#1

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6773|Noizyland

There's a pattern!

https://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/Tyferra/soul_men.jpg

https://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/Tyferra/sniperhitsouledit.jpg

(I don't mean to make light of their deaths, apologies to anyone offended.)

[Blinking eyes thing]
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2008-08-10 19:46:25

#2

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6760

actually...shit happens in threes or so thats the saying right?

2008-08-10 19:47:50

#3

i g: Banned; +876|5862|GA

i dont get it

2008-08-10 19:48:20

#4

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6773|Noizyland

usmarine wrote:
actually...shit happens in threes or so thats the saying right?

Hopefully that takes into account Morgan Freeman's lucky escape.

[Blinking eyes thing]
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2008-08-10 19:49:11

#5

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6151|what

We all know the real assassin:

https://forums.bf2s.com/img/avatars/4331.png

Don't try to cover your tracks with a stupid distraction with a TF2 pic of the sniper.

2008-08-10 19:52:03

#6

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6392|The Gem Saloon

this makes me want to watch Black Snake Moan...
he gets down in that movie.

2008-08-10 20:11:27

#7

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6536|Long Island, New York

No. Don't do it, God. Don't even think about it. Not before Nick Fury and The Avengers come out. DON'T YOU DO IT.

Also, Hurricane either stole this from you or you stole this from him.

(★Hurricane★): (★Hurricane★): yo
(★Hurricane★): conspiracy
Miggle: what?
(★Hurricane★): You know how bernie mac and isaac hayes (chef from south park) have died?
(★Hurricane★): bernie on saturday, hayes today
(★Hurricane★): well, bernie and isaac are both in an upcoming movie called soul men
(★Hurricane★): and the 3rd star of that movie is samuel L jackson
(★Hurricane★): i think there's a hollywood assassin
Poseidon: oh shit
Poseidon: wait what
Poseidon: there's no movie called Soul Man coming up
(★Hurricane★): soul men
(★Hurricane★): http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111948/
Poseidon: oic

2008-08-10 20:21:28

#8

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6151|what

Poseidon wrote:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111948/

lol at movie synopsis:

Though it's been some twenty years since they have spoken with one another, two estranged soul-singing legends (Jackson and Mac) agree to participate in a reunion performance at the Apollo Theater to honor their recently deceased band leader.

Recently deceased band leader, Jackson?

2008-08-10 20:34:27

#9

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|6569|USA

shit, bernie mac died too? not really a fan, but damn. sucks to be him i guess.

2008-08-10 20:36:28

#10

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|5963|London, England

Wow, this is serious business no joke, that's fucking weird, I didn't see the connection before

Last edited by Mutantsteak (2008-08-10 20:39:55)

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2008-08-10 20:39:21

#11

Cyrax-Sektor: Official Battlefield fanboy; +240|6146|San Antonio, Texas

Yep, some guy named Leo made the same connection today and said Sam was next.

2008-08-10 20:40:44

#12

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6521|...

black mafia taking out their own prior to Obama victory? Redefining black? Conspiracy?

Lets get Sam into custody.

2008-08-10 20:41:08

#13

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6151|what

Cyrax-Sektor wrote:
some guy named Leo said Sam was next.

http://forums.bf2s.com/profile.php?id=31946

2008-08-10 21:03:08

#14

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6740|FUCK UBISOFT

Poseidon wrote:
No. Don't do it, God. Don't even think about it. Not before Nick Fury and The Avengers come out. DON'T YOU DO IT.

Also, Hurricane either stole this from you or you stole this from him.

(★Hurricane★): (★Hurricane★): yo
(★Hurricane★): conspiracy
Miggle: what?
(★Hurricane★): You know how bernie mac and isaac hayes (chef from south park) have died?
(★Hurricane★): bernie on saturday, hayes today
(★Hurricane★): well, bernie and isaac are both in an upcoming movie called soul men
(★Hurricane★): and the 3rd star of that movie is samuel L jackson
(★Hurricane★): i think there's a hollywood assassin
Poseidon: oh shit
Poseidon: wait what
Poseidon: there's no movie called Soul Man coming up
(★Hurricane★): soul men
(★Hurricane★): http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111948/
Poseidon: oic

[21:11] (★Hurricane★): yo
[21:11] (★Hurricane★): conspiracy
[21:11] Miggle: what?
[21:11] (★Hurricane★): You know how bernie mac and isaac hayes (chef from south park) have died?
[21:11] (★Hurricane★): bernie on saturday, hayes today
[21:12] (★Hurricane★): well, bernie and isaac are both in an upcoming movie called soul men
[21:12] (★Hurricane★): and the 3rd star of that movie is samuel L jackson
[21:12] Miggle: SHIT
[21:12] (★Hurricane★):
[21:12] (★Hurricane★): erm
[21:12] (★Hurricane★): D:
[21:12] Miggle: NOOOOOOO

My guess is hurri got it from 4chan and got Ty to post.

Last edited by Miggle (2008-08-10 21:04:28)

2008-08-10 21:41:43

#15

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6599|132 and Bush

Morgan Freeman was the First.. he made it out alive so the three man curse never had a chance.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2008-08-10 22:30:20

#16

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6773|Noizyland

Miggle wrote:
My guess is hurri got it from 4chan and got Ty to post.

Eh? I don't work for Hurri.
I hope me and 4chan aren't on the same wavelength, that thought is depressing.

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2008-08-10 22:34:40

#17

TrollmeaT: Aspiring Objectivist; +492|6671|Colorado

Final destination anyone? Death will be after morgan now , someone has to warn him.

2008-08-10 23:10:49

#18

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6509|Gold Coast

OH SHI-

HOTDAMN

Thats weird.

noice

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png

2008-08-10 23:26:34

#19

CMDR_Dave: Redneck; +66|6839|Missoula, MT

lol

2008-08-11 00:05:36

#20

A W S M F O X R O X: Banned; +55|5769|A W S M F O X

No-one can kill SLJ.

2008-08-11 01:04:55

#21

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6714

A W S M F O X R O X wrote:
No-one can kill SLJ.

Not even motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane.

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2008-08-11 02:07:41

#22

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6663|NT, like Mick Dundee

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
A W S M F O X R O X wrote:
No-one can kill SLJ.
Not even motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane.

He has the protection of God tbh.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2008-08-11 05:27:05

#23

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|5746|Croatia

I bet 100$ Eddie Murphy dies next.

2008-08-11 09:58:55

#24

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6576|Columbus, OH

I fear the only way to save SLJ is to alter his appearence like that of Michael Jackson. Bleached white skin and bad nose job. Afterwards, he will be much less soulful and escaping the Soul Men curse.

Last edited by loubot (2008-08-11 10:00:18)

2008-08-11 10:30:50

#25

too_money2007: Member; +145|6306|Keller, Tx

On the rottentomatoes website, after Roy Schneider died, I guessed there'd be like 20+ famous deaths this year. We got:

Heath Ledger
Roy Schneider
Bernie Mac
Isaac Hayes
Charelton Heston
That little actor kid that killed himself
some film directors
... can't remember more off the top of my head.

I'm still on target.

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