lavadisk
I am a cat ¦ 3
+369|7043|Denver colorado
you already won at life AND the internet.
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6953
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!*

Dolphin divers don't Exist in real life says EA spokeman.

https://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2049/eadolpindivers6oo.jpg

New better camouflage Vehicles, to be added in next booster. "Enemy bush spotted"

https://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4369/enemybush0od.jpg

Stealth bomber to be included in next booster, EA decides to put a warning on new plane to help gamers.

https://img456.imageshack.us/img456/6425/stealth6jf.jpg

EA bows down to Pressure from Gamers and adds Female skins.

https://img456.imageshack.us/img456/5598/hotskins7hm.jpg

Don't forget the movie quote.*
Sidgas12
Member
+0|6903|Orlando
Best thread ever.
tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|6871| United States of America
ROFL *Heart attack from laughing so hard*
=Robin-Hood=
A stranger in the dark
+213|7034|Belgium

EA is looking into new tools for the commanders of BF3:
http://mrl.nyu.edu/~jhan/ftirtouch/multitouchreel.mpg

(Sweet mother of god, I want such a screen)

*Mr. Marks, by mandate of the District of Columbia Precrime Division, I'm placing you under arrest for the future murder of Sarah Marks and Donald Dubin that was to take place today, April 22 at 0800 hours and four minutes.
Friluftshund
I cnat slpel!!!
+54|6926|Norway

=Robin-Hood= wrote:

EA is looking into new tools for the commanders of BF3:
http://mrl.nyu.edu/~jhan/ftirtouch/multitouchreel.mpg

(Sweet mother of god, I want such a screen)

*Mr. Marks, by mandate of the District of Columbia Precrime Division, I'm placing you under arrest for the future murder of Sarah Marks and Donald Dubin that was to take place today, April 22 at 0800 hours and four minutes.
HELL YES!!!

Damn that's awesome!

(now don't tell me some intelligence-agancy doesn't already have that )
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6953
Please sir, can I have some more?

British Euro Forces Assault skin Reveled, EA say that they are not using sex to sell this product.

https://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2284/euroforcesnewskins0cs.jpg

New upgrade to chinas forces, shocks gamers.

https://img57.imageshack.us/img57/1858/latestupgradetochinaforces7pw.jpg

New Engineer class. "enemy Jawa spotted"

https://img235.imageshack.us/img235/9895/eacontinuestopushthestarwarsag.jpg


Finaly EA reports that there is no truth in the matter, that the surrport class is being over used.

https://img104.imageshack.us/img104/9079/eanotruththatsurrportweaponisb.jpg
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6927|Purplicious Wisconsin

paranoid101 wrote:

Please sir, can I have some more?

British Euro Forces Assault skin Reveled, EA say that they are not using sex to sell this product.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2284/e … ins0cs.jpg

New upgrade to chinas forces, shocks gamers.

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/1858/l … ces7pw.jpg

New Engineer class. "enemy Jawa spotted"

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/9895 … warsag.jpg


Finaly EA reports that there is no truth in the matter, that the surrport class is being over used.

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/9079 … ponisb.jpg
Favorite one is the jawa one, bwuhahahaha.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|6907|San Francisco
EA actually has taken their new Bunny Hopping class way too far...
https://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2971/1073827933b66318d5bo2mp.jpg

I'd also like to meet some of those new additions to the Chinese forces for, um..quality assurance.  Yeah!  That's it.  Quality assurance...
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7002|Singapore

Zomg :d
mattajohnstone
Member
+15|7001
Pmsl Dont Ever Stop!!!!!!!
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6878|NT, like Mick Dundee

Keep em coming man, your bloody brilliant...
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6953
This is Madness I tell you, Madness.

EA says that anti-air is working fine, just like in real life see.

https://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1796/aaasreallife0om.jpg

More Sponsership from EA, begins to piss off gamers.

https://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8784/corporatehelicopter4fy.jpg

More Starwars Madness, As EA continues to push its Starwars License. "Enemy Ewok Spotted".

https://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6182/enemyewokspotted0ya.jpg

Finaly EA Says That there is no truth in the matter, that they are Pressuring Gamers into buying Euro Forces.

https://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2476/buyeuroforcesnoprusser6os.jpg
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7002|Singapore

God every installment just keeps this page refreshed non-stop

*rolls about laughing*
pokerplaya
want to go heads up?
+11|6947|cairns australia
new sniper kit and weapon expected to lead to an increase in t-bagging.
https://x10.putfile.com/3/6208065066-thumb.jpg

Last edited by pokerplaya (2006-03-04 06:41:33)

RECONDO67
Member
+60|6849|miami FL
I am sure MEC will get the paper plane because they always get the shity things.
we all know the game is rigged for u.s.a to win in karkand and mashtuur blackhawck with miniguns against a flying bus and 2 tank to 1 ratio
Stormscape666
Member
+2|6845|Soviet Canuckistan
If US wins in Karkand it means MEC team sucked.
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6953
Do you all still want more?

EA finaly begins the search for Hackers.

https://img103.imageshack.us/img103/3180/easearchsforhakers4zg.jpg

Snow maps now included, Problems for hummers sorted out.

https://img467.imageshack.us/img467/3144/easnowmaps6uj.jpg

Gamers notice that Mec forces are begining to run out of vehicles.

https://img103.imageshack.us/img103/2960/mecshortvehicles2de.jpg

Some gamers Fear of fighting at Karkand begins to be noticed by others.

https://img467.imageshack.us/img467/959/teargas7lm.jpg
tgust5
Member
+22|6840
wtf
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6927|Purplicious Wisconsin

tgust5 wrote:

wtf
What is the problem?
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6878|NT, like Mick Dundee

The MEC one rocks... I can see it now... Hehehe... Pity it isn't in the game, it would change Karand and Sharqi forever....
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
elite3444
The other kid
+24|6850|USA

Hell-Bender89 wrote:

You guys are so crazy, so am I ;P
Why don't you add a flag ... so the "vehicle/whatever" is a flagpoint ... so u have to capture it, to be able to use it
I mean it is so strong
ya and u gotta catch it likes a moving point but when u get on it it asks for backup and all kinds of ppl with knives and rockets come out and the enemy arty instead of dropping bombs it drops millions of knives on it
elite3444
The other kid
+24|6850|USA
dude make millions of those pictures and then send em to the US army then we can end a war in about a week and if they like it enough u get a free 1 (world domination!!!)
elite3444
The other kid
+24|6850|USA
i dont know how to use photosmart make a sniper rifle that shoots knives
Eagle
Togs8896 is my evil alter ego
+567|6844|New Hampshire, USA
Ohhh stop, i can't breathe, im laughing to death.  more MORE!!!!
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/14407/Sig_Pats.jpg

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