~Smokey~
Steve Irwin Reincarnate
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dtacs
say that 2 my face fucker not online
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~Smokey~ wrote:

cOLD, ect.
but it has topic relevance.
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~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6332|Orrstrayleea

Acreta wrote:

~Smokey~ wrote:

cOLD, ect.
but it has topic relevance.
and lulz
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6415|NSW, Australia

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

XxRavenxX wrote:

fail movie
THANK YOU


I used to think that i was the only one who thought that, thank you Graven <3
thats why im here
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6499|Gogledd Cymru

Cheez wrote:

What was this palindrome that TH was so excited about.

I dun remember good.
$20.02 he spent at the Petrol station.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6415|NSW, Australia

The Sheriff wrote:

Cheez wrote:

What was this palindrome that TH was so excited about.

I dun remember good.
$20.02 he spent at the Petrol station.
THATS A PLAINDROME!
dtacs
say that 2 my face fucker not online
+126|5844|Australia
no its not, or somebody reverse it i can never read them properly
    Dog sex, even if fine, vexes God. (Carola Von Hoffmannstahl-Solomonoff?)

                                           'LA Paul', an AIDS doc, ODs Diana Lu--a pal.

                        See fondness drown me--lost, solemn words send no fees.  (Mike Maguire)

                                 E.g., never to be so old again, I, a gad, loose bot, revenge!
                                        God, Lee H. Oswald, I'm amid law, so heel dog!  (John Kamb)

                                     Bob, solos did mum gig--mum did solos bob.       

                        "Nella's bosom, signor--it's a cast-iron gismo!" sobs Allen.  (Nora Baron)

                                           "Timed, lo, time emits time, Em!" I told Em it.                                                                       
                          Deliverer, as we Jews use Jesus, we Jews are reviled.  (Martin Clear)

                                                    Dex, inside pain I aped is nixed!

                                      Maiden woos, so owned I am. (published in Bergerson)

                                                        He parts boobs—trap, eh?

                     No, Geronimo, deer fret over a rare voter freedom in Oregon.  (Martin Clear)
    Now, evil, I've won!            Pose as Timi Imit's Aesop.             Meg saw one rock core
             now as  gem.

"We" prefer pizzazz; I prefer pew.        Set an "I," mull--it illuminates!          Be 'green': one erg, Eb.         
"Sprawl" warps!           Mode robot pets, too, foot-step to boredom.     Sees a most serene rest, serene rest soma sees.
O gol', Sal, U-card sees       
Dracula's logo!                    Bud did a AAA ad I'd dub.           

Silly ram ate wet amaryllis!       

         
      I hose zoo ooze, so, "Hi!"              Dogs sass God.               Al, Liz dogs Godzilla!

                     "Lo, Ho claims a crass ennui unnes sarcasm," I alcohol.         

                             Evil was Saladin -- a man I'd alas saw live. (unknown)

                                            ?Did I live on no evil I did?

                        In words, alas, drown I.  In word salad, alas, drown I. (BobDog)

                                                           God loaned Eden AOL--dog!

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RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6415|NSW, Australia

wat
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6449|King Of The Islands

It doesn't count when you just reverse the word order, you have to have words in words and shit.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6332|Orrstrayleea

Cheez wrote:

It doesn't count when you just reverse the word order, you have to have words in words and shit.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6415|NSW, Australia

i just blew up a football with a straw, yes it can be done.

my face hurts
~ViPeR~
Member
+23|6415|Cairns, QLD

XxRavenxX wrote:

i just blew up a football with a straw, yes it can be done.

my face hurts
lol of the week!

whats a palindrome?
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6332|Orrstrayleea
A word thats the same even when said backwards
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6499|Gogledd Cymru

A palindrome is a word spelled the same way forwards and backwards

e.g.
lol
anna
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6449|King Of The Islands

lololol
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
~ViPeR~
Member
+23|6415|Cairns, QLD
hannah i get it
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6499|Gogledd Cymru

Btw I know you guise love Pendulum, well they played radio 1's live lounge recently, and remixed Coldplay's Violet Hill, it is pwnsauce, link below.

http://rapidshare.com/files/133582565/V … _Remix.mp3
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6449|King Of The Islands

That's not a palindrome.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6163|what

failed palindrome failed
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6449|King Of The Islands

Only AU could have an entire page discussing palindromes.

Palindromes.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6675|NT, like Mick Dundee

Panama-ish Palindrome with no Proper Nouns (2,211 words)

A man, a plan, a casa, a bait, a lag, a malt, an ami, an abr, a bayard, a liang, an apa, a jager, an adder, a gaw, a nut, an oca, a net, a caps, a rail, a karat, an amalaka, an agron, a brev, a kit, a ballet, an eel, a bar, a lama, a dan, a patina, a grama, a tin, a manak, a japer, a pupa, an oka, a lev, a trad, a cab, an ala, a papaya, a loma, a cam, a catalpa, a mon, a kor, a tam, a haloid, a regal, a lub, a war, a peen, a stob, a gad, a spin, a ward, a slag, a toom, a we'd, a pos, a marg, a cedar, a daraf, a wat, a dater, a carapa, a lot, a tennis, a laic, a farer, a dame, a haemin, an agal, a tsar, a misaim, an enate, a halo, a garrot, a gip, a rom, a lca, an elem, a yell, a ganoin, a waver, a boma, a ball, a waxer, a tid, an agr, an app, a y-axis, a lion, a lack, a burg, a motmot, a rata, a vil, a satrap, a mart, a rank, a lex, an annot, a pol, a tael, a drub, a nome, a dale, a batwoman, a mara, a lob, a tarp, a res, a drawer, a rot, a doh, a nib, a saw, a harem, a gater, an imam, a llama, a let, a bel, a hamal, a gasser, a cadi, a ramrod, a saga, a bass, a cad, a ya-ta-ta, a flan, a cig, a malam, an anus, a keep, a cuda, a crum, an alapa, a doc, a nett, a laggen, a loofa, a cola, a roman, a vac, a snug, a mass, an ass, a tarpan, a frt, a neb, a reel, a corp, a yob, an ana, a but, a tpd, a pant, a cate, an alb, a napper, a gum, a knot, a daud, a pipa, a ruse, a call, a haar, a matador, a bot, a mod, a cor, an aug, a dop, a bud, a buran, a sika, a nork, a yoga, a kip, a rood, a tanga, a pap, a loop, a rein, a pat, an anadem, a leman, a brocatel, a says, a jad, a nomad, a tau, a nunatak, a drab, a gob, an amt, an andron, an orc, a maim, a kaiak, a saber, a puca, a rab, a rabal, a kabala, a rem, a canoe, an aid, a water, a minah, a yarak, an okay, a redan, a gala, a liza, a coir, a car, a vav, a hail, a guna, a min, an aroma, a mix, a manikin, a capita, a cap, a tsi, a waw, a spira, a rub, an att, a matsu, a hat, a fan, a taj, a ray, a jar, a lah, a datum, a gayal, a bus, a coss, an alias, a lin, a gata, a cabana, a nail, a nod, a vas, a lam, a recall, a nasal, a bat, an aba, a rec, a nim, a gauss, a baba, an ign, an agura, a gleba, a lune, a pastel, a yew, an inner, an exon, a moor, a mir, a pas, a dir, a canalis, a bason, a beg, a kop, a yam, a fader, a citer, a pan, a lunarian, a mot, an alif, a yes, a jaw, a pay, a salad, a poll, a waggon, an ore, an asp, a tabor, a cariama, a kab, a kabob, a lac, a deb, a mun, a dalasi, a daff, a raki, a halal, a sanies, a cast, a hwan, a cay, a dad, an ogam, a ma'am, a japan, a vakeel, a fac, a duel, a sial, a patin, a magot, a roll, a pain, a rall, a fats, a bap, a cerat, a call-up, an abb, a radiov, a gid, a loot, a god, a tenner, an eta, a gar, a grad, a dap, a dirt, a hair, a parr, an agon, a dual, a nonet, a mural, a soda, a teff, a tal, an omasum, a tug, a vat, a doom, a deil, a str, a dam, a gaff, a camoca, a mud, a flow, a fed, a gpm, a tod, a fcp, a reflet, a hay, a nav, a lulab, a tail, a maniac, an ikan, a maid, a salep, a lass, a pall, a gab, a watt, a bay, a map, a lair, a sax, a mar, a madam, a palet, a ramon, a won, a wet, a fen, a nipa, a dBm, a lai, a bag, a haeres, a bun, a ratton, a tana, a sem, a gtc, a giron, a bros, a navar, a carotin, a jab, a dayan, a lever, a fun, a macoma, an iter, a nies, a dak, a yaw, a sera, a tef, a nek, a xat, a boob, a haler, a cir, a daw, a camass, a topaz, a gator, a taw, a lapser, a mut, a biga, a nag, an atlas, a bad, a doodah, a manas, a puna, a fut, a sima, a gen, a facsim, a liard, a gym, a spot, a sex, a nae, a wap, a zax, a way, a tapis, an ord, a habu, a datura, a mel, a kadi, a qat, a mas, a banana, a cran, a bird, a pus, a drain, a lacer, a valor, a pav, a lad, a wamus, a garg, a tamis, a kaon, a tort, a leg, a baht, a lapin, a ref, a wall, a mac, a samaj, a boar, a sunn, a pappus, an aced, an ann, a manor, a barege, a jai, an alap, an acad, a fakeer, a remit, a get, a toil, a gat, a local, a baff, a wain, an akela, an uta, a slab, a rattan, a lyc, an atoll, a banian, a retem, a dorp, a poort, a vug, a supr, a canon, a far, a fanatic, a dep, a caid, a qaf, a kas, a carfax, a patness, a nabob, a catnip, a minima, a must, a sal, a caracara, a manioc, a til, a lip, a rag, an amir, a hareem, an arcs, a teel, a cram, a yawn, a main, a ban, a rasa, a lud, a ragi, a tapir, a top, a dil, a lat, a razz, a jag, a sass, a jalor, a calix, an asb, an ayre, a nap, a tannin, a garb, a sports, a gem, a reed, an esu, a hap, a raglan, a sis, a baronet, a snit, a madras, a plug, a gula, a ros, a scf, a gelder, a terr, a gag, a fay, a fag, a garret, a redleg, a fcs, a sora, a lug, a gulp, a sard, a matins, a tenor, a basis, an alg, a rap, a hausen, a deer, a meg, a strops, a brag, an inn, a tap, an aery, an abs, an axil, a carol, a jass, a sag, a jazz, a ratal, a lid, a pot, a rip, a taig, a radula, a saran, a bani, a manway, a marc, a leet, a scr, an ameer, a harim, an agar, a pil, a lit, a coin, a maar, a caracal, a satsuma, a minim, a pint, a cabob, an assent, a pax, a fracas, a kaf, a qadi, a caped, a cit, an afar, a fanon, a carpus, a guv, a troop, a prod, a meter, an ain, a ballot, an acyl, an attar, a balsa, a tuna, a lek, an ani, a waff, a bal, a colat, a galiot, a teg, a timer, a reek, a fad, a canap, a lanai, a jaeger, a baron, a mannan, a decan, a supp, a pannus, a raob, a jam, a sac, a mall, a wafer, a nip, a lath, a bagel, a trot, an oak, a sim, a tagrag, a sum, a wad, a lav, a parol, a varec, a laniard, a sup, a drib, an arca, an anabas, a mat, a qaid, a kalema, a rut, a daub, a hadron, a sip, a tay, a wax, a zap, a wae, an axes, a tops, a myg, a drail, a misc, a fanega, a mis, a tufa, an upas, an amah, a doodad, a basalt, a nagana, a gib, a tum, a resp, a law, a tarot, a gaz, a potass, a macaw, a daric, a rel, a haboob, a tax, a ken, a feta, a resaw, a yak, a dasein, a retina, a moc, a manuf, a revel, a nay, a dab, a janitor, a caravan, a sorb, an orig, a ctg, a mesa, a nat, an ottar, a nub, a sere, a hag, a bai, a lambda, a pin, a nef, a tew, a now, a nom, a ratel, a pam, a damar, a max, a sari, a lap, a may, a batt, a wab, a gall, a pass, a lapel, a sadi, a manakin, a cain, a mali, a tab, a lulav, an ayah, a telfer, a pcf, a dot, a mpg, a def, a wolf, a duma, a com, a caff, a gam, a darts, a lied, a mood, a tav, a gut, a mus, a monal, a taffeta, a dos-, a larum, a tenon, a laud, a nog, an arr, a pariah, a trid, a pad, a darg, a raga, a ten, a rennet, a dog, a tool, a dig, a void, a rabban, a pull, a cat, a recap, a bast, a fall, a rani, a pallor, a tog, a manit, a palais, a leud, a caf, a leek, a van, a pajama, a mam, a gonad, a day, a can, a what's, a casein, a salal, a haik, a raff, a dais, a ladanum, a bed, a cal, a bob, a kabaka, a mair, a carob, a taps, an aeron, a nogg, a wallop, a dal, a say', a paw, a jasey, a fil, an atom, an air, an ulan, a paretic, a red, a fam, a yapok, a geb, a nos, a basil, an acarid, a sap, a rim, a room, an oxen, a rennin, a wey, a let's, a paenula, a belga, a rug, an angina, a babassu, a gamin, a cera, a banat, a balas, an all, a ceramal, a sav, a don, a liana, an abaca, a tag, a nil, a sail, an assoc, a sub, a lay, a gamut, a dah, a lar, a jay, a raj, a tan, a fat, a haust, a matt, an abura, a ripsaw, a waist, a paca, a tip, a canikin, a maxima, a mor, an anima, an ugali, a hav, a var, a carioca, a zila, a lagan, a deray, a konak, a rayah, an imaret, a wadi, an aeon, a camera, a lab, a kal, a barabara, a cup, a reb, a sakai, a kami, a macron, an ordn, an atman, a bog, a bard, a kat, an unau, a tad, a monad, a jasy, a salet, a corban, a melamed, an anat, a panier, a pool, a papa, a gnat, a door, a pika, a goy, a krona, a kisan, a rub-a-dub, a pod, a guan, a roc, a dom, a tob, a rod, a tamara, a hall, a caesura, a pip, a duad, a tonk, a mug, a repp, an abl, an aet, a catnap, a dpt, a tuba, a nan, a boy, a proc, a leer, a ben, a trf, an apr, a tass, an assam, a guns, a cav, an amora, a loca, a fool, an egg, a latten, a coda, a pal, an amurca, a duc, a peek, a sun, an amal, a magic, an alfa, a tat, a yad, a cassaba, a gas, a dorm, a raid, a caress, a gal, a mahaleb, a tela, a mallam, a minaret, a gamer, a haw, a sabin, a hod, a tor, a reward, a ser, a prat, a bola, a ram, an amowt, a bael, a daemon, a burd, a leat, a lop, a tonn, an axel, a knar, a tram, a part, a saliva, a tar, a tom-tom, a grub, a kcal, an oil, a six, a yapp, an arg, an adit, a rex, a wallaba, a mob, a rev, a wanion, a galley, a melena, a clamor, a pig, a torr, a gaol, a haet, an enami, a simar, a stalag, an anime, a haem, a darer, a facial, a sinnet, a tola, a par, a caret, a dat, a waf, a radar, a decagram, a sop, a dew, a moot, a gals, a draw, an ips, a dag, a bots, a neep, a raw, a bul, a lager, a diol, a ham, a tarok, a noma, a plat, a camaca, a mola, a yap, a paal, an abac, a dart, a vela, a kona, a pup, a rep, a jak, an amanita, a marga, a nit, a panada, a malar, a baleen, a tell, a batik, a verb, an organa, a kalam, an atar, a kali, a rasp, a catena, a con, a tun, a wag, a redd, an areg, a jaap, an agnail, a dray, a barb, an aim, a natl, a mag, a lati, a baas, a canal, Panama!

I tried to post a 17,000 word one but.....

Posts cannot be longer that 65535 characters (64 KB).
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
AussieReaper
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'Twas on the good ship Venus,
By Christ you should have seen us,
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
And the mast was the Captain's penis.

The Captain's wife was Mabel,
Whenever she was able,
She gave the crew their daily screw,
Upon the galley table,

The cabin boy's name was Kipper,
A cunning little nipper,
He lined his ass with broken glass,
And circumcised the skipper.

The ladies of the nation
Arose in indignation,
They stuffed his bum with chewing gum,
A smart retaliation.

The ship's dog's name was Rover,
The whole crew did him over,
We ground and ground that faithful hound,
From Singapore to Dover.

The First Mate's name was Hopper,
By Christ, he had a whopper,
Twice round his neck, once round the deck,
And up his ass for a stopper.

The Captain's randy daughter,
She fell into the water,
Delighted squeals revealed that eels,
Had found her sexual quarter.

'Twas on the China Station,
To roars of approbation,
We sunk a Junk with a load of spunk,
By mutual masturbation.

The Second Mate's name was Carter,
By God, he was a farter,
When the wind wouldn't blow and the ship wouldn't go,
We'd get Carter the farter to start her.

The cook whose name was Freeman,
He was a dirty demon,
He served the crew with menstrual stew,
And foreskins fried in semen.

The Captain of that lugger,
By Christ, he was a bugger,
He wasn't fit to shovel shit,
From one ship to another.

The Third Mate's name was Wiggun,
By God, he had a big 'un,
We bashed that cock with lump of rock
For friggin in the riggin.

The next Mate's name was Andy,
By God, that man was randy,
We boiled his bum in red-hot rum,
For coming in the brandy.

The Fourth Mate's name was Morgan,
A homosexual Gorgon,
A dozen crow in rows could pose,
Upon his sexual organ,

On the trip to Buenos Aires,
We rogered all the fairies,
We got the syph at Tenneriffe,
And a dose of clap in the Canaries.

Another cook was O'Mally,
He didn't dilly dally,
He shot his bolt with a hell of a jolt,
And whitewashed half the galley.

The Captain was elated,
The Crew investigated,
The found some sand in his prostrate gland,
He had to be castrated.

Another Mate's name was Paul,
He only had one ball,
But with that cracker he'd roll terbaccer,
Around the cabin wall.

The Boatswain's name was Lester,
He was a hymen tester,
Through hymens thick he'd shove his prick
And leave it there to fester.

The engineer was McTavish,
And young girls he did ravish,
His missing tool's at Istanbul,
He was a trifle lavish.

A homo was the Purser,
He couldn't have been warser,
With all the crew he had a screw,
Until they yelled, "Oh, no sir."

'Twas in the Adriatic,
Where the water's almost static,
The rise and fall of arse and ball,
Was almost automatic.

The ship's cat's name was Hippy,
His hole was black and shitty,
But shit or not it had a twat,
The Captain showed no pity.

So now we end this serial,
Through sheer lack of material,
We wish you luck and freedom from
Diseases venereal.


new page, so dirty limericks it is.

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.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
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tl;dr
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
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Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

tl;dr
Read it.

I DEMAND IT!
dtacs
say that 2 my face fucker not online
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Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

tl;dr
Read it.

I DEMAND IT!
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