This thread needs to be stickied to show the younger users about the necessity that is alcohol.
Good job beer more likePoseidon wrote:
^^^^The Sheriff wrote:
QMek-Stizzle wrote:
And you said you didn't want to drink. Let that be a lesson to you. Drinking always makes things much better. I don't want to hear any of that "I'm not going to be drinking at this party" anymore now y'hear?
Damn kids
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Take that, anti-beer people
G'job Stimey
PS: Beer tastes like shit, I started spiking my punch which tasted better.
Miller Genuine Clear was good.
Last edited by Stimey (2008-07-29 09:43:17)
Beer always tastes pretty bad when you start, the more you drink the better it tastes. But yeah I rarely, rarely drink beer at parties. It's more of a casual thing than a party thing. I'm always hitting up the bacardi (no not breezer you fags) and JD (Jack Daniels) and SoCo (Southern Comfort) and Smirnoff and shit when I'm at parties. I tried Jagermeister a week ago, It's pretty nice.Stimey wrote:
Good job beer more like
PS: Beer tastes like shit, I started spiking my punch which tasted better.
Miller Genuine Clear was good.
Last edited by Mek-Stizzle (2008-07-29 09:45:55)
Search for Hard Cider, thats what you yank/canuck's call Cider over there, much better than beer.
Beer tastes like shit to everyone at one point or another. You'll get used to it eventually, it's an acquired taste.Stimey wrote:
PS: Beer tastes like shit, I started spiking my punch which tasted better.
And boy when you acquire that taste there is no substitute for a nice cold one.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Pffff, cider. Why don't you just go make yourself a cosmopolitan or an apple martini, SurgeonsThe Sheriff wrote:
Search for Hard Cider, thats what you yank/canuck's call Cider over there, much better than beer.
Needs moar jagahbombs and bacardi
Thats what I was spiking my punch withPoseidon wrote:
bacardi
They played this song over the sound system. All the waitresses started grinding on each other
Last edited by Stimey (2008-07-29 09:50:58)
Poseidon you fag, what u dum yanks call cider is the non-alcoholic version. Get some hard cider you flintshire.
Last edited by The Sheriff (2008-07-29 09:49:51)
What is punch anyway? Is it just fruit juice? People always talk about "Spiking" the "Punch" - Over here we always just say "yeah mix that with the cranberry" or something. Never make punch and shit. Let everyone make their own drinks out of the cartons and bottles on the table. Much safer too.Stimey wrote:
Thats what I was spiking my puch withPoseidon wrote:
bacardi
I know what ya meant ya berk, and hard cider is still a women's drink or a drink for someone who's tolerance is lowThe Sheriff wrote:
Poseidon you fag, what u dum yanks call cider is the non-alcoholic version. Get some hard cider you flintshire.
@ Stimey - Bacardi is the shit, so is heinekin
Last edited by Poseidon (2008-07-29 09:54:10)
Yeah it was just like a fruit drink.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
What is punch anyway? Is it just fruit juice? People always talk about "Spiking" the "Punch" - Over here we always just say "yeah mix that with the cranberry" or something. Never make punch and shit. Let everyone make their own drinks out of the cartons and bottles on the table. Much safer too.Stimey wrote:
Thats what I was spiking my puch withPoseidon wrote:
bacardi
Tasted like pink lemonade and fruit punch mixed.
Go drink your faggy 4% Beer then, while I enjoy my 8.4% Cider.
I chug everclear, I'm a man's man.The Sheriff wrote:
Go drink your faggy 4% Beer then, while I enjoy my 8.4% Cider.
Ill enjoy my 15% cider thanks
What brand, I need some, atm I only have a few cans of Magners and some K chilling in the fridge, but I'm going out later so I'll buy some then.Vilham wrote:
Ill enjoy my 15% cider thanks
I've never tried Everclear before. Looks like some good shit.
lol...try it if you want to have a hole burned in your throat. It's like 95% alc.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
I've never tried Everclear before. Looks like some good shit.
Anyone who's tried everclear knows I'm joking. It's near impossible to chug everclear.
Yeah, fuck that 95%. No chance you'll see me take a shot of that. But, that shit would be so fucking awesome at parties.
Give it to an azn and he's dead.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Yeah, fuck that 95%. No chance you'll see me take a shot of that. But, that shit would be so fucking awesome at parties.
Anyone seen a big azn kid downing a bottle of vodka? Was epically funny tbh.
Chugging rubbing alcohol would be more tolerable than that.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
I've never tried Everclear before. Looks like some good shit.
Its a country cider cant remember the name haven't had any in a while, they served it in the pub i worked at. It was fucking lovely, came in one of those small wooden kegs.The Sheriff wrote:
What brand, I need some, atm I only have a few cans of Magners and some K chilling in the fridge, but I'm going out later so I'll buy some then.Vilham wrote:
Ill enjoy my 15% cider thanks
Now now kids. If it makes you act like an ass, it's working.Poseidon wrote:
I chug everclear, I'm a man's man.The Sheriff wrote:
Go drink your faggy 4% Beer then, while I enjoy my 8.4% Cider.
I don't drink cider on a regular basis (we have shitty ciders here in Fin) but oh boy, oh boy, oh boy (Donald Duck style) it will get your day started if you have a hangover. Cider or a Long Drink (dunno is any of you have this stuff?) is easier to down when you think of throwing up. In fact do throw up, then have the drink and vi-ola, you're the sunny side up again
Now you two kiss and make out... makeup! I meant make up. And hug. You know... You don't? Nevermind. If you don't I'm gonna insert my boot up your Matlock of Wales bum when I'm there next march watching footie! And you Underwater lover too, when I reach your short island in some odd years again. Grr!
Edit. Here be the long drink
I wish, I wish I had a beer.
Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2008-07-29 10:45:52)
How about Tonic Wine, anyone heard of that? Scottish might have.
rule number one of alcohol drinking: only drink what you like the taste of, if you drink it purely to get drunk and hate the taste you are a twatbag
if you like it and getting drunk is a bonus, go for it
rule number two: dont drink more than you want to to please other people
rule number three: if you get drunk, have a pint of water before sleeping, hangovers are just dehydration because alcohol temporarily screws up the hormone that controls your urinating meaning you end up urinating water that you dont have to spare
thats it really other than
rule four: have a good time
if you like it and getting drunk is a bonus, go for it
rule number two: dont drink more than you want to to please other people
rule number three: if you get drunk, have a pint of water before sleeping, hangovers are just dehydration because alcohol temporarily screws up the hormone that controls your urinating meaning you end up urinating water that you dont have to spare
thats it really other than
rule four: have a good time
If you didn't drink more than you wanted to then you didn't drink enough.mkxiii wrote:
rule number two: dont drink more than you want to to please other people