miley cyrus to be offered $1m to represent lifestyle condoms

2008-07-28 18:16:06

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i g: Banned; +876|5854|GA

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/ … _with.html

Miley Cyrus says she wants to be taken more seriously by an adult audience, but LifeStyles Condoms wants to harness Cyrus' appeal to her younger audience ... by encouraging tweens to embrace safe sex.

Classy!

The prophylactic peddler wants the 15-year-old singing sensation (who has professed that she will be a virgin until she gets married) to be its new spokesperson and is willing to offer Cyrus $1 million to shill its brand.

"Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to disuss the subject of sex," said Carol Carrozza, VP of marketing for LifeStyles. "With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set - and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America."

A rep for Cyrus says the teen has not been approached with the company's offer yet, but that it is something her and her camp would never consider.

LifeStyles is also generously offering Miley a lifetime supply of condoms for "whenever she decides the time is right."

needs more pics tbh

https://www.celebrity-access.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/miley-cyrus-myspace-pics.jpg

Last edited by i g (2008-07-28 18:17:52)

2008-07-28 18:18:38

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Bert10099: []D [] []\/[] []D; +177|6731|United States

I'll test the condoms with her, if need be.

2008-07-28 18:19:38

#3

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6498

i g wrote:
LifeStyles is also generously offering Miley a lifetime supply of condoms for "whenever she decides the time is right."

2008-07-28 18:19:43

#4

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6519|Global Command

=1 for the nipshot.

I reality, she better pitch them while she's hawt because if you look at her biceps the only thing she'll be pitching when she's 30 is Weight Watchers ( TM )

2008-07-28 18:29:48

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Roc18: `; +655|5781|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

i g wrote:
the 15-year-old singing sensation (who has professed that she will be a virgin until she gets married) to be its new spokesperson...

psh, lies... especially with pics like those.

https://g.bf3stats.com/pc/gcv8Vckg/roc18.png

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2008-07-28 18:34:29

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Ryan: Member; +1,230|6833|Alberta, Canada

https://obsessmuch.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/miley-cyrus-strips.jpg

https://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/miley_cyrus1.jpg

https://popularbiographies.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/miley-cyrus.jpg

Omg jailbait overload. Ig wanted pics, I granted his wish.

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2008-07-28 18:39:32

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AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6143|what

The company knows she'll turn them down.

But they will be famous because of it.

And they will have spent close to nothing for this advertising to go through newspapers and the internet and public forums such as this one.

Smart move when you think about it.

2008-07-28 18:40:36

#8

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6334|tropical regions of london

lifestyles promotes statutory rape?

2008-07-28 18:42:59

#9

i g: Banned; +876|5854|GA

Ryan wrote:
http://obsessmuch.files.wordpress.com/2 … strips.jpg
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-conte … cyrus1.jpg
http://popularbiographies.files.wordpre … -cyrus.jpg
Omg jailbait overload. Ig wanted pics, I granted his wish.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
moar pl0x

2008-07-28 18:43:22

#10

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6381|fåking denmark

i g wrote:
Ryan wrote:
http://obsessmuch.files.wordpress.com/2 … strips.jpg
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-conte … cyrus1.jpg
http://popularbiographies.files.wordpre … -cyrus.jpg
Omg jailbait overload. Ig wanted pics, I granted his wish.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
moar pl0x

youtube.

2008-07-28 18:51:02

#11

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6833|Alberta, Canada

i g wrote:
Ryan wrote:
http://obsessmuch.files.wordpress.com/2 … strips.jpg
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-conte … cyrus1.jpg
http://popularbiographies.files.wordpre … -cyrus.jpg
Omg jailbait overload. Ig wanted pics, I granted his wish.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
moar pl0x

She's only 16. She has no tits, no cleavage, thus, no quality fapping sessions for you.
Sorry.

2008-07-28 18:57:14

#12

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6571|the dank(super) side of Oregon

guarantee you she's the next Ms. Spears. she'll be shitting out kids and popping pills by the middle of Obama's first term.

2008-07-28 18:57:52

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AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6143|what

Reciprocity wrote:
guarantee you she's the next Ms. Spears. she'll be shitting out kids and popping pills by the middle of Obama's first term.

She be balder than Jason Alexander too.

2008-07-28 18:58:19

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Roc18: `; +655|5781|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

TheAussieReaper wrote:
Reciprocity wrote:
guarantee you she's the next Ms. Spears. she'll be shitting out kids and popping pills by the middle of Obama's first term.
She be balder than Jason Alexander too.

zing

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2008-07-28 19:02:33

#15

i g: Banned; +876|5854|GA

Ryan wrote:
i g wrote:
Ryan wrote:
http://obsessmuch.files.wordpress.com/2 … strips.jpg
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-conte … cyrus1.jpg
http://popularbiographies.files.wordpre … -cyrus.jpg
Omg jailbait overload. Ig wanted pics, I granted his wish.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
moar pl0x
She's only 16. She has no tits, no cleavage, thus, no quality fapping sessions for you.
Sorry.

i dont want to fap to her lol
i dont care about tit size, as long as they're real

2008-07-28 19:03:36

#16

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6833|Alberta, Canada

i g wrote:
Ryan wrote:
i g wrote:

Spoiler (highlight to read):
moar pl0x
She's only 16. She has no tits, no cleavage, thus, no quality fapping sessions for you.
Sorry.
i dont want to fap to her lol
i dont care about tit size, as long as they're real

Mosquito bites man, mosquito bites.

2008-07-28 19:05:46

#17

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6516|South Florida

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-07-28 19:05:47

#18

Whiplash: Future Aviator; +40|5771|Central Texas

Her boobs aren't that small for her age.

2008-07-28 19:07:43

#19

Bert10099: []D [] []\/[] []D; +177|6731|United States

Mitch wrote:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

That is exactly the message Lifestyle is trying to send youngsters.

2008-07-28 19:09:23

#20

Tripulaci0n: Member; +14|6147

Bert10099 wrote:
Mitch wrote:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
That is exactly the message Lifestyle is trying to send youngsters.

not bad advice.

2008-07-28 19:11:24

#21

Roc18: `; +655|5781|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Mitch wrote:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

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2008-07-28 19:14:46

#22

i g: Banned; +876|5854|GA

Ryan wrote:
i g wrote:
Ryan wrote:

She's only 16. She has no tits, no cleavage, thus, no quality fapping sessions for you.
Sorry.
i dont want to fap to her lol
i dont care about tit size, as long as they're real
Mosquito bites man, mosquito bites.

you should probably lower your standards

2008-07-28 19:16:05

#23

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6516|South Florida

Smaller tits are hotter.

There. I said it.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-07-28 19:17:25

#24

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6568|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Mitch wrote:
Smaller tits are hotter.

There. I said it.

Humm, still have to have some tits, but well, the rest of the body seem to be good enough for the lack of boobies tbh.

2008-07-28 19:31:16

#25

Shaguart: Titties; +56|6359|Calgary, Canada

Mitch wrote:
Smaller tits are hotter.

There. I said it.

Actually kinda agree here

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