..while exploiting his virgin youth on cheesy teen movies..
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when suddenly, he hit the age of 21 and lost his immature attitude and begin to think of his team getting spawned raped by armor whores back in Karkand and spawns as a Special-Ops then he...
planted c4 over all those spawn camping pieces of shit and blew them back to fuking hell for where they originally spanwed from with a smurk on his face saying "allah aint gonna fukn help you now is he muahahahahahahahahahahaha". after that sadistic moment steve then...
hid and then the round ended the new round started but the C4 was still there then he blew the shit out of the enemy team and got his expert explosive ordanice......
ane leeped up in the air with joy...................
until he realised he was actually on an unranked server and all that effort had been for nothing. However he soon........
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had to help his mum for a while with the family dinner...
so he made a pizza with c4 instead of pepperoni, and...
Putted it in the oven, took his laptop and went outside so he could play some more...
all of a sudden while eating his pizza, steve got a funny rumbling feeling in his stomach. Predicting that something is nasty is about to happen he started sprinting towards the bathroom when he noticed a strange distance marker under the floor boards. Steve was faced with a new decision, bathroom or ...
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...being spotted with his pants down (literally) by the chinese UAV so he could be wall hacked by nitro91 and be watched while shitting..INCSOC wrote:
all of a sudden while eating his pizza, steve got a funny rumbling feeling in his stomach. Predicting that something is nasty is about to happen he started sprinting towards the bathroom when he noticed a strange distance marker under the floor boards. Steve was faced with a new decision, bathroom or ...
So he switched to commander view so he could get a birds eve view of himself while he shit out the C4 he put on his pizza (deal lord where is this story going). Unfortunaly the sat. tv reciever dish in his backyard was blown up by....R0lyP0ly wrote:
...being spotted with his pants down (literally) by the chinese UAV so he could be wall hacked by nitro91 and be watched while shitting..INCSOC wrote:
all of a sudden while eating his pizza, steve got a funny rumbling feeling in his stomach. Predicting that something is nasty is about to happen he started sprinting towards the bathroom when he noticed a strange distance marker under the floor boards. Steve was faced with a new decision, bathroom or ...
a jihad car bomb and he went out back and saw a...
a suicidal depressed fat cat.....
which he shot with his 92FS just like the other cat and then...
he went to iraq on his sexy blackhawk and it was shot down and then...
he jumped out and released his parachute but got hit by a F-35B and then...
he respawned at the hotel in karkand in the middle of a post-1.2 claymore battle, so he decided to...
be an ass like everyone else and some claymores of his own but.....
unfortunately he respawned as engineer, so he thought to try to take an APC, so he...
...attempted to AT mine spam by bunnyhopping, realized in couldnt be done, so in a depressed rage grabbed a PKM and screamed "I......AM...... UBER NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!" and charged into the middle of combat, blasting at anything that moved, especially those bouncy little blue things above peoples heads...
then he realised he got 5 teamkills and got punished for everyone so he decides to...
reply with a cry of 'sorry cheif'. But the Insults keep coming, so Steve decides to.....
write his complaints about the insults at bf2s forum, but he's flamed again, accused of not using the search button, so he...
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