erm..no!Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
Well i was, would it die?{B-T}<babacanosh> wrote:
lol if its a joke..i laughTrashBlinD wrote:
What's yo problim ?
if ur being serious we should make a thread on halirous bf2s quotes.
(serious)
One girl explained how her brother left keys in the door on the outside by accident over night. A girl replies "Was the door locked?"
Yeah, her brother locked the door, left the keys, and climbed through the window.
Yeah, her brother locked the door, left the keys, and climbed through the window.
♥
Once genuinely made my friend believe that guys could take their balls out at will.
After I just couldn't hide the laughter for much longer she said "Oh... I wondered why they didn't just leave them at home when we they went school or something..."
She was 17 at the time.
After I just couldn't hide the laughter for much longer she said "Oh... I wondered why they didn't just leave them at home when we they went school or something..."
She was 17 at the time.
atleastkeepupwiththethreaddumbasswaaahwaaahwaahshutup.bennisboy wrote:
At least keep up with the thread dumbassBf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
Either my memory stick got bigger, or your brain got smaller.CrazeD wrote:
Erm...floppy disks hold 144mb of data....
j/k
OK, dead thread, but I got a good one.
I'm looking around this bar, and apparently I have this look on my face. My friend asks me, "David, is something wrong? You look agitated". Me: "I'm farting." The look on her face and the other girl across the table and then the face from the smell that hit them, absolutely priceless. I wish I had that on film.
I'm looking around this bar, and apparently I have this look on my face. My friend asks me, "David, is something wrong? You look agitated". Me: "I'm farting." The look on her face and the other girl across the table and then the face from the smell that hit them, absolutely priceless. I wish I had that on film.
REVIVAL!!
We were in NY for the second time and visiting ground zero because we didn't get a great look at it the first time...
later that day my mum and I say how its sad that the towers were destroyed and that we had been right where it had happened...
then my sister was like, what, when were we in Washington D.C?
I facepalmed...a lot....
We were in NY for the second time and visiting ground zero because we didn't get a great look at it the first time...
later that day my mum and I say how its sad that the towers were destroyed and that we had been right where it had happened...
then my sister was like, what, when were we in Washington D.C?
I facepalmed...a lot....
Once at work I was walking by the customer service desk and one of the girls was looking at a magazine and I overhear her talking to the other girl:
"You see, I wish I could wear a dress like this, too bad I'm too old"
"If I wore a dress like that.... I'd look like a blanket."
It was a normal looking dress....
"You see, I wish I could wear a dress like this, too bad I'm too old"
"If I wore a dress like that.... I'd look like a blanket."
It was a normal looking dress....
i was at this coach store with this girl
girl: "i have this purse, and this purse, and this purse, and i think this one is broken because it falls over sometimes."
me:
girl: "i have this purse, and this purse, and this purse, and i think this one is broken because it falls over sometimes."
me:
her:derek, you are the cutest thing...i want you to know that.
me:you are drunk, you will regret this in the morning.
her:stop being an asshole!
me:im not, but you are drunk and we are friends...thats all.
her:but we can just have sex.
me:im sleeping with like, six people....go away.
her:but i can be number seven.
different chick....
her:can i have a cigarette?
me:i only have one left, and its not for you.
her:can i have a drag.
she takes a drag and hands it back.
her:now, can i put YOUR cigarette in my mouth? (i mean, seriously that is one of the sleaziest things a woman has ever said to me)
me: your my friends girlfriend....
last night was a trip man...thats not even half of it.
me:you are drunk, you will regret this in the morning.
her:stop being an asshole!
me:im not, but you are drunk and we are friends...thats all.
her:but we can just have sex.
me:im sleeping with like, six people....go away.
her:but i can be number seven.
different chick....
her:can i have a cigarette?
me:i only have one left, and its not for you.
her:can i have a drag.
she takes a drag and hands it back.
her:now, can i put YOUR cigarette in my mouth? (i mean, seriously that is one of the sleaziest things a woman has ever said to me)
me: your my friends girlfriend....
last night was a trip man...thats not even half of it.
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gonorrhea tbh
this girl on holiday asked if id brought any protection
silly billy, always wrap up your _____
silly billy, always wrap up your _____
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
understatement for the second one....the first was just drunk.
lol, she even sent me a "my bad" text message today.
lol, she even sent me a "my bad" text message today.
watParker wrote:
understatement for the second one....the first was just drunk.
lol, she even sent me a "my bad" text message today.
Parker wrote:
her:derek, you are the cutest thing...i want you to know that.
me:you are drunk, you will regret this in the morning.
her:stop being an asshole!
me:im not, but you are drunk and we are friends...thats all.
her:but we can just have sex.
me:im sleeping with like, six people....go away.
her:but i can be number seven.
different chick....
her:can i have a cigarette?
me:i only have one left, and its not for you.
her:can i have a drag.
she takes a drag and hands it back.
her:now, can i put YOUR cigarette in my mouth? (i mean, seriously that is one of the sleaziest things a woman has ever said to me)
me: your my friends girlfriend....
last night was a trip man...thats not even half of it.
i g wrote:
gonorrhea tbh
Parker wrote:
understatement for the second one....the first was just drunk.
lol, she even sent me a "my bad" text message today.
Humm let see.
"Let stay friend"
"I like you way to much as a friend to take chances to lose you if we break up so no we wont be together" (Next thing you know she stop talking to me)
And many more...but most of them as been said so.
"Let stay friend"
"I like you way to much as a friend to take chances to lose you if we break up so no we wont be together" (Next thing you know she stop talking to me)
And many more...but most of them as been said so.
i know lol. i meant to karma you with wat, but i guess i wasnt paying attention at allParker wrote:
Parker wrote:
her:derek, you are the cutest thing...i want you to know that.
me:you are drunk, you will regret this in the morning.
her:stop being an asshole!
me:im not, but you are drunk and we are friends...thats all.
her:but we can just have sex.
me:im sleeping with like, six people....go away.
her:but i can be number seven.
different chick....
her:can i have a cigarette?
me:i only have one left, and its not for you.
her:can i have a drag.
she takes a drag and hands it back.
her:now, can i put YOUR cigarette in my mouth? (i mean, seriously that is one of the sleaziest things a woman has ever said to me)
me: your my friends girlfriend....
last night was a trip man...thats not even half of it.i g wrote:
gonorrhea tbhParker wrote:
understatement for the second one....the first was just drunk.
lol, she even sent me a "my bad" text message today.
i g wrote:
i know lol. i meant to karma you with wat, but i guess i wasnt paying attention at all
What's the dumbest thing a girl has said to you?
"I do."
"I do."
Me - "That is really stupid."
Her - "Yeah, me too." (I imagine she thought I said "I think that is stupid.")
Her - "Wait...I thought that chipmunks were just baby squirrels."
Me - "Umm....are you serious? No. Two different species."
Her - "No, I'm almost positive they are. Like, a chipmunk grows up and then it becomes a squirrel."
Me - "You have to be kidding..."
Her - "Yeah, me too." (I imagine she thought I said "I think that is stupid.")
Her - "Wait...I thought that chipmunks were just baby squirrels."
Me - "Umm....are you serious? No. Two different species."
Her - "No, I'm almost positive they are. Like, a chipmunk grows up and then it becomes a squirrel."
Me - "You have to be kidding..."
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I got mullered the other night in a club and said to a girl "get your fucking rat out" her reply was "i don't have a pet rat" every bloke near me laughed as they knew what i meant...