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Steve respawned, ready to take out all those mec guys...
Steve respawned, ready to take out all those mec guys...
then he was TK'D again .....
Steve, now sick of been tk'd thought to himself, "right time to get into battle and whoop some fukn ass". Steve instantly worked his way down to the trainwreck, along the way blowing the shit outa 5 MEC noobs with a single grenade. He then found himself up against a large platoon of MEC soldiers and decided to go prone in a lil corner and instantly mowed down a handful of enemies with his trusty PKM. Shortly after the blood bath...
he ran to every MEC soldier he murdered and teabagged every single one of them to prove to them that he could of done it by himself a long time ago but he was trying to use teamwork and all that did was get him killed. so after teabagging everyone he felt more like a man until....................
the server admin was considering whether or not to ban his ass from the server on grounds of homosexuality. Steve, pissed off then...
Last edited by Binximus (2006-03-02 06:43:19)
he was killled again then the medic came and revived him and stabbed the MEC guy so many times Steve got his expert knife badge until...
he was accused of stat padding and...
so admin took a screenshot and realized that 1.21 doesnt take screenshots
admin meant 1.2
but admin still threaten and told him he took screenshots knowing he would get scared so steve being scared of having his stats reseted...................
by now the MEC's sides tickets had bleed all the way down 1 and the new round of karkand starts...steve, patiently waits for the round to start and chooses to spawn at the location closest to the hotel the game starts and steve runs down the hill with his fellow comrades towards the hotel and....
a sniper on top of the square sees him and hits him once.. and to steve suprise it only takes half away so he gets in the prone and shoots a 3 round burst with his pkm at the sniper on top of the square.................
steve takes out the sniper in the square successfully, though only to realise there is a medic up there and the MEC sniper is revived. Steve then thinks to himself "oh shit i gota get out here", instantly steve tries to dolphin dive his way out of there only to release that EA fuked things up once more with 1.2. A pissed off steve then....
downs a Monster Energy Drink feeling able to take on the world, and takes flight on foot towards his foes until...
and compleatly pwns the sniper then the sniper starts bitching and the moaning and types in "OMFG THATS BS" then.....
Comes to bf2s.com and starts bitching about the patch.
after screaming what was bitched earlier a vote kick was started as the sniper continued screaming "OMG HAXX" and 2 minutes were wasted on effort as...
Last edited by Aardcore (2006-03-02 07:06:27)
sniper types "i shot him with my new sniper unlock and he didnt die and he shot me once with the PKM and i get killed thats BS"
steve spams a dozen or so grenades into the hotel alleys and manages to blow to pieces 7 enemies and accidently kills 1 friendly. the pissed off friendly starts a kick vote against Steve....
ANOTHER 2 minutes was wasted on effort that could have been used for team spirit but instead is demoralized and an argument explodes larger than any artillery strike known to BF2-kind and like a barfight, random vote kicks are initiated on everyone alike, where Steve...
amongst all the bitching and fingerpointing gets blown 200 feet in the sky by friendly artillery...
Respawns as a medic and shoots an MEC soldier in the head behind the fence at hotel. Steve then notices that he shot a hot chick so he revives the MEC chick, rapes her, then shoots her in the head again....later he draws a cartoon about it and sends in all over the world....therby starting MEC riots everywhere, now steve......
wakes up from his dream at his keyboard and gets right back into the action in game where he is sneaking around to the back of the Factory to steal an APC.
he then notices there are no apc's so he thinks fuk waiting so he commits suicide by nading himself and respawns at the square where all the action is taking place...
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