ELITE-UK
Scratching my back
+170|6474|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND
Well at first we (Me and my brother) have some friends over around 7 ish and they crack open some cans, i decide not to drink as im not really a drinker anymore, and the time passes by, they order food and we sit and watch some porn related programs on sky and the music channels.
It gets to around 1 and they dig into my parents supply of expensive spirits and start to mix up some shots, at this point my brother is already pissed to fuck. They mix some odd combinations like Malibu and warm milk...wtf, some southern comfort shots and vodka and wisky shots..
It gets to 2 in the morning and i decide to crash while they go outside for a walk to Tanyas house just down the road all pissed up, they decide to follow my brother who is absolutely pissed up and he falls down around 5 miles away in the middle of nowhere on a dirt track.

My brother told me that he woke up after being asleep on this dirt road for a few hours and walks home.

One of my friends takes a video on his mobile phone, the quality is really shitty but the guy on the floor is my brother.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDAkuHg22wE
i g
Banned
+876|5864|GA

at least he wasnt driving
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6538|Long Island, New York

i g wrote:

at least he wasnt driving
Yup. I'd rather be sleeping in a sewer than be risking my life drinking and driving.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6632|949

ELITE-UK wrote:

Well at first we (Me and my brother) have some friends over around 7 ish and they crack open some cans, i decide not to drink as im not really a drinker anymore, and the time passes by, they order food and we sit and watch some porn related programs on sky and the music channels.
It gets to around 1 and they dig into my parents supply of expensive spirits and start to mix up some shots, at this point my brother is already pissed to fuck. They mix some odd combinations like Malibu and warm milk...wtf, some southern comfort shots and vodka and wisky shots..
It gets to 2 in the morning and i decide to crash while they go outside for a walk to Tanyas house just down the road all pissed up, they decide to follow my brother who is absolutely pissed up and he falls down around 5 miles away in the middle of nowhere on a dirt track.

My brother told me that he woke up after being asleep on this dirt road for a few hours and walks home.

One of my friends takes a video on his mobile phone, the quality is really shitty but the guy on the floor is my brother.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDAkuHg22wE
Been there, done that. 

A good trick is to find a house with both a screen door and a regular door, put him between the two, then shut the screen and ring the doorbell.  The home owners will get a nice little surprise.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6665|NT, like Mick Dundee

If you drink drive you're a bloody idiot. - Australian anti-drink driving campaign.

If you drink drive you're a bloody idiot, if you make it home without crashing you're a bloody legend. - Theory created by some of the local teenage guys.

Anyway passing out in the local parks here is par for the course. Lawns work too. Passing out in the bush isn't recommended though.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
some_random_panda
Flamesuit essential
+454|6391

Flecco wrote:

If you drink drive you're a bloody idiot. - Australian anti-drink driving campaign.

If you drink drive you're a bloody idiot, if you make it home without crashing you're a bloody legend. - Theory created by some of the local teenage guys.

Anyway passing out in the local parks here is par for the course. Lawns work too. Passing out in the bush isn't recommended though.
Silly northerners.
Tripulaci0n
Member
+14|6157
1 shot of vodka has 120 calories. i dont drink liquor anymore
Bert10099
[]D [] []\/[] []D
+177|6741|United States
Don't drink and drive.

You might spill some.
Tushers
Noctwisaskfirtush
+224|6685|Some where huntin in Wisconsin
i used to drink and drive and then i was like fuck it stay the night or try and skate home which never works so i do what was done in the movie hopfully i dont have a hang over trying to skate home the next day
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6273
ohai fatherted?
Sgt.Gene
...
+215|6764

Bert10099 wrote:

Don't drink and drive.
Sip and swerve
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6674|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Can I come to Tanya's house next time and see if I can knock her up in the middle of the night?
stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6480|Sheffield-England
lel

so where abouts in Sheffield was this? I'll have to come crash the party

Last edited by stkhoplite (2008-07-07 09:57:42)

ELITE-UK
Scratching my back
+170|6474|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

stkhoplite wrote:

lel

so where abouts in Sheffield was this? I'll have to come crash the party
Too late man, parents are due back in a few hours
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6621|London, England

ELITE-UK wrote:

Well at first we (Me and my brother) have some friends over around 7 ish and they crack open some cans, i decide not to drink as im not really a drinker anymore
I stopped reading here, because my respect for you plummeted and so I thought "I'm not even going to read this guys posts anymore"

True story
djphetal
Go Ducks.
+346|6336|Oregon
Something similar has happened to me before.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6500|so randum

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

ohai fatherted?
Hello.

Hedges really aren't fun to fall asleep in. Or jump over.


Even worse though is getting home, going on Xfire and telling kyle you love him...


...he won't stop ringing me
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