Okei then. I is bringing the jacuzzi. Retards in it can be shot.
And a sauna! You just can't have a party without a sauna.
And a sauna! You just can't have a party without a sauna.
shotgun jenny
Hiya Funky, thanks for coming, bit late but better late than never. The boys have sorted the beer, girls and food out so thanks for bringing the Jacuzzi but didnt you see the sign at the mansion gates?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Okei then. I is bringing the jacuzzi. Retards in it can be shot.
http://gallery.eclipse.co.il/d/51375-2/ … ople_4.jpg
And a sauna! You just can't have a party without a sauna.
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/446/saunaie3.th.jpg
It read "Retards should be left in this big box and collected on the way out".
Park the Sauna up out the back where the bitches are, when they see it they will love it. Oh they must of seen you pull up out the front
Here lets get you started mate
The 3 B'S. Beer, Beef and Bimbo
Last edited by 1927 (2008-07-01 03:51:07)
Hi Jim, thanks for coming. Grab some B's There is always a roast going on somewhere at a BBQ, see if she interested in this?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
shotgun jenny
Bit late guise
No no, you need to find how much Slayer and Sherrif have sorted for us, theres loads out the back.
Come on in, it's Ok, keep ya shoes on this isnt a Mos, ahh hang on I can't say that joke surely?
immma loooong way from home
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Sorry I'm late lads....Had a long night last night and just woke up 30 mins ago. I brought some Jager
And some beers
The Mrs' didn't feel like coming out to play so do we have any girlies that aren't taken wondering around?
And some beers
The Mrs' didn't feel like coming out to play so do we have any girlies that aren't taken wondering around?
Yo Shadow, thanks for coming. Glad you could make it, I'll take the booze and stick it in the bucket "ching ching".ShadowsStrike wrote:
Sorry I'm late lads....Had a long night last night and just woke up 30 mins ago. I brought some Jager
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c … bottle.jpg
And some beers
http://www.rough-trade.com/images/fosters.jpghttp://www.rough-trade.com/images/fosters.jpg
The Mrs' didn't feel like coming out to play so do we have any girlies that aren't taken wondering around?
We have plenty of chicks who arn't taken, I'll go get one for you now.
This big lady I am about to introduce you to was playing cricket with us. She was bowling and I was batting. I whacked it a bit too hard sorry (thats the show off in me again I'm afraid) and it went miles away look. She climbed over the fence and was gone ages. I knew I hit it hard but I didnt think I hit it that hard.
Anyway say hello to Stella (she dosent have a fella)
She's pictured trying to negotiate the safe return of our tennis ball with some Masi Warriors who's hut it hit.
I guess thats 6 and out then?
Can I come?
I'll bring the bangin Norwegian babes
I'll bring the bangin Norwegian babes
Ach! Didn't see the sign. I was speeding you see. Apparently the jacuzzi I "borrowed" was the property of Greenpeace. Well we need someone to bring cold beer from the fridge, right? So no harm done hopefully.1927 wrote:
Hiya Funky, thanks for coming, bit late but better late than never. The boys have sorted the beer, girls and food out so thanks for bringing the Jacuzzi but didnt you see the sign at the mansion gates?
It read "Retards should be left in this big box and collected on the way out".
Park the Sauna up out the back where the bitches are, when they see it they will love it. Oh they must of seen you pull up out the front
http://amansala.com/version-2/photos/gi … ng-bbc.jpg
Here lets get you started mate
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/105 … 93.jpg?v=0
http://home.cvc.org/acc/anubis/Grilling … _Steak.jpg
http://www.freemobilefun.net/wallp/176_ … -bimbo.jpg
The 3 B'S. Beer, Beef and Bimbo
Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2008-07-01 04:04:59)
what are you waiting for Jimboy????????..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Can I come?
I'll bring the bangin Norwegian babes
Yeah of course you can, uv'e already started drinking though haven't you. You've been here for about 10/15 mins I think...teddy..jimmy wrote:
Can I come?
I'll bring the bangin Norwegian babes
Yes please bring some Norwegian girls warn them I cant do any banging myself until later in the day as I have to be a host.
Cheers 27 bud Mind if I just grab a burger? I haven't had breakfast yet.1927 wrote:
Yo Shadow, thanks for coming. Glad you could make it, I'll take the booze and stick it in the bucket "ching ching".ShadowsStrike wrote:
Sorry I'm late lads....Had a long night last night and just woke up 30 mins ago. I brought some Jager
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c … bottle.jpg
And some beers
http://www.rough-trade.com/images/fosters.jpghttp://www.rough-trade.com/images/fosters.jpg
The Mrs' didn't feel like coming out to play so do we have any girlies that aren't taken wondering around?
We have plenty of chicks who arn't taken, I'll go get one for you now.
This big lady I am about to introduce you to was playing cricket with us. She was bowling and I was batting. I whacked it a bit too hard sorry (thats the show off in me again I'm afraid) and it went miles away look. She climbed over the fence and was gone ages. I knew I hit it hard but I didnt think I hit it that hard.
Anyway say hello to Stella (she dosent have a fella)
http://www.phun.org/celebrities/laetiti … sta_02.jpg
She's pictured trying to negotiate the safe return of our tennis ball with some Masi Warriors who's hut it hit.
I guess thats 6 and out then?
We have beer fridges and beer buckets. Im too posh for that so I'm drinking Don Perignon (I think) I got a bit bored cos I was cooking and like the loner I am I peeled the label off the bottle. Whatever it is, I swigging it straight from the bottle.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Ach! Didn't see the sign. I was speeding you see. Apparently the jacuzzi I "borrowed" was the property of Greenpeace. Well we need someone to bring cold beer from the fridge, right? So no harm done hopefully.1927 wrote:
Hiya Funky, thanks for coming, bit late but better late than never. The boys have sorted the beer, girls and food out so thanks for bringing the Jacuzzi but didnt you see the sign at the mansion gates?
It read "Retards should be left in this big box and collected on the way out".
Park the Sauna up out the back where the bitches are, when they see it they will love it. Oh they must of seen you pull up out the front
http://amansala.com/version-2/photos/gi … ng-bbc.jpg
Here lets get you started mate
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/105 … 93.jpg?v=0
http://home.cvc.org/acc/anubis/Grilling … _Steak.jpg
http://www.freemobilefun.net/wallp/176_ … -bimbo.jpg
The 3 B'S. Beer, Beef and Bimbo
...for them to take off their clothesSlayer wrote:
what are you waiting for Jimboy????????..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Can I come?
I'll bring the bangin Norwegian babes
Dress Code: Birthday suits all around no?
more beer please.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I'm not fussy and I dont think the others are, pffft we can't be if them Masi Warroriors are coming dressed like that. Be handy if we run out of Impala Steaks later them two. I'll be like "Oi Colin, take ya mate and ya spear and go catch 3 more impala will you ol boy, thanks awfully"...teddy..jimmy wrote:
...for them to take off their clothesSlayer wrote:
what are you waiting for Jimboy????????..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Can I come?
I'll bring the bangin Norwegian babes
Dress Code: Birthday suits all around no?
Chicken, Beef, Boar, Impala or Fur? If you grab a Fur one I cant be held responsible for what happens next.ShadowsStrike wrote:
Cheers 27 bud Mind if I just grab a burger? I haven't had breakfast yet.1927 wrote:
Yo Shadow, thanks for coming. Glad you could make it, I'll take the booze and stick it in the bucket "ching ching".ShadowsStrike wrote:
Sorry I'm late lads....Had a long night last night and just woke up 30 mins ago. I brought some Jager
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c … bottle.jpg
And some beers
http://www.rough-trade.com/images/fosters.jpghttp://www.rough-trade.com/images/fosters.jpg
The Mrs' didn't feel like coming out to play so do we have any girlies that aren't taken wondering around?
We have plenty of chicks who arn't taken, I'll go get one for you now.
This big lady I am about to introduce you to was playing cricket with us. She was bowling and I was batting. I whacked it a bit too hard sorry (thats the show off in me again I'm afraid) and it went miles away look. She climbed over the fence and was gone ages. I knew I hit it hard but I didnt think I hit it that hard.
Anyway say hello to Stella (she dosent have a fella)
http://www.phun.org/celebrities/laetiti … sta_02.jpg
She's pictured trying to negotiate the safe return of our tennis ball with some Masi Warriors who's hut it hit.
I guess thats 6 and out then?
I like that Dress Code, but only for the female guest, ok (this goes to Ted, god damn put ur pants up again )..teddy..jimmy wrote:
...for them to take off their clothesSlayer wrote:
what are you waiting for Jimboy????????..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Can I come?
I'll bring the bangin Norwegian babes
Dress Code: Birthday suits all around no?
But please spare us with norvegian wannabe upperclass chicks
Long time no see Teddy.
Edit: Also Mek you're hair looks faggish considering the amount of time you spent on it fella.
Edit: Also Mek you're hair looks faggish considering the amount of time you spent on it fella.
Last edited by The Sheriff (2008-07-01 04:15:01)
Mek is around now fella's. he's been polishing his motor all morning and getting his hair right, he will be here any minute now make sure we got a fresh beer for him and a fresh lady too.
Lets have some Beef mate please1927 wrote:
Chicken, Beef, Boar, Impala or Fur? If you grab a Fur one I cant be held responsible for what happens next.ShadowsStrike wrote:
Cheers 27 bud Mind if I just grab a burger? I haven't had breakfast yet.1927 wrote:
Yo Shadow, thanks for coming. Glad you could make it, I'll take the booze and stick it in the bucket "ching ching".
We have plenty of chicks who arn't taken, I'll go get one for you now.
This big lady I am about to introduce you to was playing cricket with us. She was bowling and I was batting. I whacked it a bit too hard sorry (thats the show off in me again I'm afraid) and it went miles away look. She climbed over the fence and was gone ages. I knew I hit it hard but I didnt think I hit it that hard.
Anyway say hello to Stella (she dosent have a fella)
http://www.phun.org/celebrities/laetiti … sta_02.jpg
She's pictured trying to negotiate the safe return of our tennis ball with some Masi Warriors who's hut it hit.
I guess thats 6 and out then?
most fresh ladies are out 27 Yeah, blame me
FatherTed wrote:
Can i be the token drunk?
We knew, this day would eventually come.