and tried to get in a chopper with........
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a teammate with clan tags who spammed repeatly for him to get out.....
Last edited by Ogopogo15 (2006-02-28 20:35:07)
so he hopped out and took out his M95 and sniped him out and the pilot pushed the .......
Page Down button...and Steve was "Punished For A Teamkill!"
So Steve went to get into the helo again, but alas, the dead pilot's clan mate got in the pilot's seat......
when they were about to take off the damn noob copolit shot a tv missle and blew them both up so................
steve punished.
The noob copilot was then kicked because he had been punished too many times......
and steve felt...
like a 10 year old school boy at neverland getting....
so he duked down, after they blew his cover, and waited for the apc to go over the C4...
which actually never happened because he got killed by a claymore... critically wounded, he looks for a medic, and sees one on the minimap with 5 seconds to go but...
...Steve was killed by a smoke grenade and so.......
yes, the medic was also named steve but another medic comes in with paddles ready, but suddenly
...he respawns to get run over by the noob commander taking off in a jet.
So Steve being slightly steamed he hops into some AA and...
shot the commander down
shoots down a blackhawk but is shot by Sniper Bob who......
turn homosexual and started raping dead bodys and he tked a guy but sudenly somthin got shuved up his ass it was....
Last edited by Chillay-14 (2006-03-01 00:01:42)
Steves knife, he was trying to get basic knife badge but sniper bob appeared to have red tags......
so he wrote a message on ea's forum to fix the problem but when ea replied they said...
"We hit record numbers last night!!" So Steve decided to..
...assassinate Bill Gates and become the new CEO of EA. Unfortunately, he miserably...
..realized his BF2 skills was not quite gonna match Bill Gates security henchmen.......
so he thinks to himself i will stage a one man protest outside ea`s main hq at the tv station at sharqi,then suddenly in the distance he saw an army of..
Last edited by miancourse69 (2006-03-01 01:53:40)
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