Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6896|6 6 4 oh, I forget



Irishman becomes Hitman after searching cheats for Hitman wrote:

"A 23-year old Irishman, Brian Buckley, who was looking for cheats Hitman himself accidentally logged in as assassin. He came during his quest visit a website called Hitman for Hire, thought that it was a joke went and filled his information. He said experience with small arms, machine guns, grenades, making booby traps and the manufacture of poison. Some time later, he was however one by Tony Luciano called with an invitation to three men. It was also promised him much money as he begins a strong dose of poison could come.
At first, Brian still thought that it was a joke, but after a few phone calls and emails he began to feel uncomfortable. He told the person who wanted to hire him that he had turned the wrong number. A short time later the police stood outside the door. Brian must now testify in a lawsuit against a woman who had tried through intermediaries to hire someone to her partner and his two sons to murder."
kliky

Red-Eyes kliky

Now how about that.

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2008-06-18 06:52:44)

Shem
sɥǝɯ
+152|6949|London (At Heart)

Woops.

xD
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6575|what

that's a really poorly written article, but quite funny.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6896|6 6 4 oh, I forget

My money is on Cam
N00bkilla55404
Voices are calling...
+136|6354|Somewhere out in Space

Ultrafunkula wrote:



Irishman becomes Hitman after searching cheats for Hitman wrote:

"A 23-year old Irishman, Brian Buckley, who was looking for cheats Hitman himself accidentally logged in as assassin. He came during his quest visit a website called Hitman for Hire, thought that it was a joke went and filled his information. He said experience with small arms, machine guns, grenades, making booby traps and the manufacture of poison. Some time later, he was however one by Tony Luciano called with an invitation to three men. It was also promised him much money as he begins a strong dose of poison could come.
At first, Brian still thought that it was a joke, but after a few phone calls and emails he began to feel uncomfortable. He told the person who wanted to hire him that he had turned the wrong number. A short time later the police stood outside the door. Brian must now testify in a lawsuit against a woman who had tried through intermediaries to hire someone to her partner and his two sons to murder."
What kind of fucked up country allows this?

Oh wait, its Ireland, the lawmakers are all drunk.  Makes sense.

Or maybe this shit poorly written article is hiding something important.

Last edited by N00bkilla55404 (2008-06-18 02:20:28)

theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7173

TheAussieReaper wrote:

that's a really poorly written article
yeah WTF!
Benzin
Member
+576|6421
Talk about bad grammar. Are the Irish that drunk?
belldawg
Serial Jay-Walker
+52|6406|Perth, indian ocean
Hahaha
sucks to be him
TheEternalPessimist
Wibble
+412|7042|Mhz

They get words the wrong order in, I did laugh anyway though.
Dr.Red-Eye
fanneh
+64|7117|Ireland
Wow that was hard to read.

Anyway heres the original article...

http://www.rte.ie/news/2008/0613/ennis.html?rss
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6896|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Dr.Red-Eye wrote:

Wow that was hard to read.

Anyway heres the original article...

http://www.rte.ie/news/2008/0613/ennis.html?rss
Even better

Talk about bad luck.
God Save the Queen
Banned
+628|6766|tropical regions of london
written by a 5 year old?
Dr.Red-Eye
fanneh
+64|7117|Ireland

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Dr.Red-Eye wrote:

Wow that was hard to read.

Anyway heres the original article...

http://www.rte.ie/news/2008/0613/ennis.html?rss
Even better

Talk about bad luck.
Good luck, he saved a few people by discovering the site. It was all in the Irish Times but im too lazy to explain the extremly long article.
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6862|Brisbane, Australia

hang on....he is in trouble for NOT killing someone
https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6912|Gogledd Cymru

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

hang on....he is in trouble for NOT killing someone
He is testifying in a case where someone tried to hire a hitman, if I read it correctly. But still, saying you're a hitman is kinda breaking the law, saying you have killed people and whatnot.
loop eneg
Banned
+51|6240|Crossroads, Barrens, Dreamaul
More importantly; why is it so easy to find hitman sites?
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6862|Brisbane, Australia

loop eneg wrote:

More importantly; why is it so easy to find hitman sites?
they are recruitng
https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

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