SEREMAKER
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"Ten years ago I could never have imagined I'd be doing this," says Greg Pal, 33, a former software executive, as he squints into the late afternoon Californian sun. "I mean, this is essentially agriculture, right? But the people I talk to — especially the ones coming out of business school — this is the one hot area everyone wants to get into."

" He means bugs. To be more precise: the genetic alteration of bugs — very, very small bacteria — so that when they feed on agricultural waste such as wood chips or wheat straw, they do something extraordinary. They excrete crude oil.

Unbelievably, this is not science fiction. Pal holds up a small beaker of bug excretion that could, theoretically, be poured into the tank of the giant Lexus SUV next to us.

Not that Pal is willing to risk it just yet. He gives it a month before the first vehicle is filled up on what he calls "renewable petroleum." After that, he grins, "it's a brave new world."

Pal is a senior director of LS9, one of several companies in or near Silicon Valley that have spurned traditional high-tech activities such as software and networking and embarked instead on an extraordinary race to make $140-a-barrel oil from Saudi Arabia obsolete.

"All of us here — everyone in this company and in this industry — are aware of the urgency," Pal says. "
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13rin
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SEREMAKER wrote:

[url=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,367642,00.html]"Ten years ago I could never have imagined I'd be doing this," says Greg Pal, 33, a former software executive, as he squints into the late afternoon Californian sun. "I mean, this is essentially agriculture, right? But the people I talk to — especially the ones coming out of...            ....Pal says. "
This pleases me...
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THE_EYE
Banned
+76|6228|Amsterdam, NY
maybe we wont need to pay $4:20 a gallon anymore?
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6575|what

It's using microbes instead of nanites. Both of which would get major scorn from some people in society. Microbes = genetically enhanced bugs = against God, etc. Nanites = oh noes, "I, Robot" all over again.

I'd be interested in improving the conversion rates of waste to fuel and how fast the process works.

Either way though, it's only a short term solution. It is still going to cause pollution.
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mtb0minime
minimember
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If this is true, you know the major gas and oil companies will find a way to shut him down.
God Save the Queen
Banned
+628|6766|tropical regions of london

THE_EYE wrote:

maybe we wont need to pay $4:20 a gallon anymore?
you mean 5.65
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6923|so randum
Wonder how long it is before some nice men in suits offer him a large amount of money to shut the fuck up, and go back to making software.
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i g
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God Save the Queen wrote:

THE_EYE wrote:

maybe we wont need to pay $4:20 a gallon anymore?
you mean 5.65
fuck that

<$4 still here
THE_EYE
Banned
+76|6228|Amsterdam, NY

God Save the Queen wrote:

THE_EYE wrote:

maybe we wont need to pay $4:20 a gallon anymore?
you mean 5.65
you serial GS
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6869|Chicago, IL

THE_EYE wrote:

God Save the Queen wrote:

THE_EYE wrote:

maybe we wont need to pay $4:20 a gallon anymore?
you mean 5.65
you serial GS
gas is over $7.00 in parts of eurostan
THE_EYE
Banned
+76|6228|Amsterdam, NY

S.Lythberg wrote:

THE_EYE wrote:

God Save the Queen wrote:


you mean 5.65
you serial GS
gas is over $7.00 in parts of eurostan
ya , but no one cares about them
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6869|Chicago, IL

THE_EYE wrote:

S.Lythberg wrote:

THE_EYE wrote:


you serial GS
gas is over $7.00 in parts of eurostan
ya , but no one cares about them
lulz

but who will be unproductive and bicker constantly in the UN without them?
God Save the Queen
Banned
+628|6766|tropical regions of london
damn serial
THE_EYE
Banned
+76|6228|Amsterdam, NY

S.Lythberg wrote:

THE_EYE wrote:

S.Lythberg wrote:


gas is over $7.00 in parts of eurostan
ya , but no one cares about them
lulz

but who will be unproductive and bicker constantly in the UN without them?
antartica
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6869|Chicago, IL

THE_EYE wrote:

S.Lythberg wrote:

THE_EYE wrote:


ya , but no one cares about them
lulz

but who will be unproductive and bicker constantly in the UN without them?
antartica
crafty penguins
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7043|London, England
Fuel hit £1.90 a litre or £9.00 a gallon (I think) which is $18 a gallon. Although that's just a freak price, the norm is ~£1.20 for unleaded, the reason prices were so high in that one court was because it was running out due to a strike.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/7456458.stm

Now back to bed

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Mitch
16 more years
+877|6948|South Florida

THE_EYE wrote:

maybe we wont need to pay $4:20 a gallon anymore?
lol yeah right itll never go below 4 even if bugs are pissing it. there'll just be more gas to sell at 420. -.-
15 more years! 15 more years!
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6575|what

This just turned into a bitch about gas prices thread

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TheAussieReaper wrote:

This just turned into a bitch about gas prices thread

/flameshield
6.05
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Blehm98
conservative hatemonger
+150|6886|meh-land
and down in venezuela...

12 cents a gallon

lol
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6642|Phoenix, AZ
If only they ate people and excreted crude oil...


That would solve many of the US's problems...

Bert10099
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+177|7163|United States
Oil companies will soon sue the government, demanding these microbes be banned so that they may continue to make ridiculous amounts of money.

And the funny thing is, the government will go along.
VicktorVauhn
Member
+319|6814|Southern California
This would kinda slow the development of some pretty important technoligy....

But cheap gas FTW
mr.hrundi
Wurstwassereis
+68|6860|Germany
If I got that right, it uses wood or plants to produce oil. Not long then till everyone will complain about extremely rising food-prices.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6828|NSW, Australia

GodFather wrote:

If only they ate people and excreted crude oil...


That would solve many of the US's problems...

put hidden bug pits on the border

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