> around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
> scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did
> it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that
> you just served?'
> The waiter replied, 'Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called
> Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A
> delicacy!' The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
> The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving per
> day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
> and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
> The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening
> was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few
> bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These
> are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you
> serve yesterday.'
> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor ... sometimes
> the bull wins!'