Cheddarmuff
Member
+21|6864

paranoid101 wrote:

Latest updates now in

Plane Whores now catered for.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9937 … jet4do.jpg

New Plane HUD now easyer to understand.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2631 … ked5kp.jpg
I damn near pissed myself laughing because of this post...keep up the good work..

Oh, I hear the new tankplanechopperjegfkjelfkjelfjelkjfelkjflekjfek gets taken out with one shot of the pistola.
BlackLegion42
Damn Command and Conquer Generals...
+62|6942|Rochester, NY
Geez... You are THE man!!! ROFL!!!
antin0de
Member
+44|6879|SL,UT
What we need are those cartoon bullets from Roger Rabbit.
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|6906|Howell, Mi USA
LOL! i love the sniper rifle with "point away from face" on the barrel.

and the blackhawl with the wrecking ball & spikes is the coolest thing ive ever fuckin seen.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6857
this im going for the paper airplane too
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6952
Will these EA Updates never End?

New and Improved USS Essex Gun, Helps US force to land on Wake Island.

https://img454.imageshack.us/img454/7240/essexgun1zp.jpg

EA decides to cheer up sniper Users.

https://img157.imageshack.us/img157/2730/happyshooting2my.jpg

New Anti-Tank Goes Down a storm with gamers.

https://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8828/antitank4tr.jpg

Lastly EA creates New Plane Whore Class.

https://img55.imageshack.us/img55/1124/planewhorepreparesforbattletog.jpg

Last edited by paranoid101 (2006-02-23 16:11:31)

CaptainMike
It's just a flesh wound
+45|6857|Canada
I laughed quite a bit reading those, very nice
bigelectricat
Member
+3|6904
the new special forces personnel water craft.

https://www.sptimes.ru/archive/img/1100/0_1.jpg

https://www.designboom.com/contemporary/sexdoll/1.jpg

Last edited by bigelectricat (2006-02-23 17:55:36)

{CN}420
Member
+30|6890
ROFL, nice.
SargeJp
Member
+87|6962|Canada
very nice paranoid, I love them!!! keep doing the photos , it's funny! lol
2ndLt.Tucker
If you can read this, your already dead
+33|6895|Stillwater, Ok
Lol i love the new stealth aircraft.  Looks like wonder woman has some competition now.
Lt.Maverick|Lw|
youve now just been Pwned by the Mavster
+-1|6936
Paper airplane ftw....death by a million paper cuts...hehe
stickie-d
Member
+0|6850

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

should be stickied
may I ask what you mean by this?
Oh, and those pics were great, they could use a little more camo though.

Last edited by stickie-d (2006-02-24 00:46:01)

paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6952
Can we really take anymore?

Battlefield 2 Ship warfare begins Beta testing.

https://img49.imageshack.us/img49/3057/bf2shipwarfarebetatest3tf.jpg

Improvements To Sniper Class Welcomed by gamers.

https://img49.imageshack.us/img49/5317/improvedsniper5az.jpg

EA continued use of Sponsorship, begins to be notice by gamers.

https://img49.imageshack.us/img49/3996/sponership5fd.jpg

After EA Survey, it turns out plane whores really do love each other.

https://img95.imageshack.us/img95/4449/planewhorereallydolveeachother.jpg

Last edited by paranoid101 (2006-02-24 02:04:05)

pokerplaya
want to go heads up?
+11|6946|cairns australia
great stuff keep it up
imdead
Death StatPadder
+228|6981|Human Meat Shield
     funny pictures !! Keep going!!
Landepaukku
Finnish bush-man
+23|7049|Finland
Keep up the good job and youll be the most loved person on the forums
Friluftshund
I cnat slpel!!!
+54|6925|Norway
Your first post should include the words: "reading all these pages in one sitting might be hazardous to your health due to lack of oxygen!"

man this is funny!

And a word of caution to the paper attack plane pilots - rumors have it that top MEC generals are considering abolishing arty and replace it with a giant water-cannon. relieves TK's and renders the über-planes worthless..
OpsChief
Member
+101|6888|Southern California
Wait a minute paranoid! since you let the cat out of the EA bag you might as well show them the submarine/subterrainian-jumpjet-APC-armoredartillerycommandresupplyvehicle that will be released in patch 1000.12222
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6952
Latest Patch News with patch news from patch news station.

EA Decides to Help Noob Pistol users.

https://img133.imageshack.us/img133/455/539stupidwarning0nb.jpg

EA Buys Nintendo, BF2 Mario booster pack coming soon.

https://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6879/mariounderfire0508187it.jpg

Girls better at knife Badge, EA releases reason why.

https://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7294/girlsbetteratknifebadgeearelea.jpg

EA release new medal for using Claymores on karkand.

https://img133.imageshack.us/img133/7782/paininarsemedal4zi.jpg

Last edited by paranoid101 (2006-02-24 14:28:53)

TeronF
Member
+0|6861|Canada
OMFG. that is the best post ever
Metaltop
Member
+1|6975|The Netherlands
New sniper outfit to balance the game.

https://www.themercury.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5087366,00.jpg
doxy
Member
+74|7002|Nevis
looks like some of your worst nightmares have come true: the Sikorsky Piasecki X-49

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Piasecki_X-49A.jpg

Last edited by doxy (2006-02-25 02:49:07)

paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6952
More and more Patch news, it just keeps coming.

EA Improves Bots for single player in next patch.

https://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8663/bots4kl.jpg

Latest New skin for Chinas assault class, Scares the shit out of gamers.

https://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3315/chinasnew6xb.jpg

After Much complaining from plane whores about new patch, they decide to take planes home and not play anymore.

https://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1277/planehome7gr.jpg

EA admits wallhack cheat may Exist after all.

https://img127.imageshack.us/img127/8794/wallhack2bj.jpg
Lt.Goldman
BF2s EU Server Admin (RETIRED)
+330|6874|The Netherlands
in 1.21 the printscreen error will not be fixed, however they did come up with a far better solution:

The PHOTOGRAPHER KIT

and i'm pretty good at it

https://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f350/Goldman001/PHOTOGRAPHER_KIT.png

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