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ghettoperson wrote:

Most perfume/cologne containers are pretty crazy shapes; I can see that hurting a lot.

Lotta_Drool wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

Most perfume/cologne containers are pretty crazy shapes; I can see that hurting a lot.

Yeah, but if you heard a rumor about gays putting odd shape containers up their arse it would sound kinda like a bunch of BS in the same way you hear about them putting Gerbils up their arse.

I always seem to see some of these weird stories like this which makes me wonder if the Gerbiling thing is actually based in reality.  There are some pretty sick people in this world when it comes to sexual perversions.  Donkey Shows anyone?  What humans are capable of doing never fails to amaze me.

GorillaTicTacs wrote:

My step dad, at one time an emergency room nurse, kept a collection of "interesting x-rays" he accumulated over the few years he worked that area.  The I can remember two of them specifically, one was a butter knife and a spoon, the other was 4 D-cell batteries.  If you're going to shove things up your ass, your best bet is rubber/plastic as it doesn't show up on X-rays so well and won't make it into anyone's collection.

A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, countless dildoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9-1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap, numerous other bottles, a 3-1/2-inch Japanese glass float ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, 72-1/2 jeweler's saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, although 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight, an apple, an onion, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas, a frozen pig's tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a ten-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a plantain encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey bottle with a cord attached, a teacup, an oil can, a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a six-inch stone weighing two pounds (in the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction), a baby powder can, a test tube, a ball-point pen, a peanut butter jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube, sewing needles, a flashlight, a half-filled tobacco pouch, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink, and much, much more.

In 1955 one man who was "feeling depressed" reportedly inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood real quick.

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

Braddock wrote:

I don't believe this is true. Can't trust FOX News.

Of course! They have so much to gain from lying. That makes so much sense.  You're a genius.