specialistx2324
hahahahahhaa
+244|6720|arica harbour
I may not be the best player nor the worst player in the game.
At least i am a decent player, being shot at by my teammates over and over is lame.
I load a map and get into the game.
I proceed with my plan that cooked up a few days ago. i guess people dont play the same.

I hide in a building to conceal myself from the bad guys.
My team mate shot a rocket at me....that was not very wise.
I said to myself "WHat the hell is going on?"
If i keep getting team killed.. i told myself  "I am gone."

I went to a corridor where i saw 3 of my teamates dead.. things were iffy
I got killed by another team mate i recognized in www.bf2s.com. his TK per day was close to 50.
I said to myself.. "I thought these people got my back"
Well i was wrong, they are playing this game while they are smoking crack.

We are all soldiers and should respect and help each other.. But then again this is a game
LAst round i played , i got ran over by my teammates tank.....gosh that was a shame
I managed to try out my new weapon......it really rocks.
Some of these people are not old enough to drive yet.. where do they get their license : from a cereal box.
I hitched a ride with someone only for that fool to collide with a tank.
Rule no. 1 my friend told me: Never get a ride with a person named "skank"

I see another team mate in an APC in front of an enemy flag just spawn killing.
I asked him for backup... i guess he was not willing.
I tried to take the flag by my lonesome self.
An enemy sniper shot me like Legolas the elf.. (Lord of the rings)
I am starting to get upset and i was fed up.
I looked at my score and felt like a spanked pup.

I see someone from a clan. instead of helping me and my squad. he was giving his clanmates supplies.
I needed to make a choice.. me ending up dead or shooting him between the eyes.
I talked and complained to him
i guess he is not interested in our win.
Next thing you know i see a red message in the screen that said " you suck"
i turned around only to runned over by an friendly APC.. I said "What the fuck"
It gets worse and worse by the day.
These idiots come online and call me gay.


I learned to fly an F-15 bomber in single player mode. I felt ready to show off my skills
I love flying since i was little.. and to feel all the thrills.
Then i went online and i ran to a jet.
I hope someone does not take it ...because i dont want to swim and get all wet.
Someone took it. It will respawn in time.
I clicked on ALT- TAB to look at my Grace Park Wallpaper ( BAttlestar galactica).. GOsh she is so fine.
My time came and i saw a jet.
No one was here so saying that i have it was a good bet.
All of ther sudden i see a flash..
I was blinded.. whoever did that was going to get a kick in the ass.
I told myself " this is soo wack"
Next thing i saw was a team mate knife to my back..
I spent 20 min of my time..
I look at a blackhawk chopper and a crapload of teammates. "What is this a circus line"
The person that knifed me had a trick up his sleeves.
I guess there is no honor among theves.

There are no soldiers here, just a bunch of adders.
Look at the forums, websites, and seach engines...... there are just too many stat padders.
Some have real skill which make them a wizzard.
I hope that more get banned...its about time. EA /DICE is following Blizzard.

All this madness has to stop... or else we will be in coffins.
My stats are soo screwed up... i feel like the miami dolphins.

No matter what side we are on.. we should play like modern armies.
I go on teamspeak in the game to find people in my team still playing with their barbies.
I feel sometimes hitting myslef in the back.
Then again i have a better chance of dying in this game than as a USMC soldier in the streets of Iraq.

Let me cool off and go with my friends to a few bars.
If idiots, smacktards, and noobs in this game were to join the army of the past i guess we would have lost both world wars.

Too many dumb asses appeared in the gaming server this past december..
I got my last good medal that time...that i remember.
It soo sad and sometimes i fell like hitting these fools with a bat.
I looked at my score: i went from the number one player in my team to number 10 in no time flat.
i guess i have to go
to save myself all this pain, torture, griefing and woe.
lavadisk
I am a cat ¦ 3
+369|6861|Denver colorado
nice
arnica
Member
+18|6711|Sydney
Too much time on your hands dude ....
nonetheless, nice poem!
Mr.kodak
Member
+-1|6702
Its not really a poem.

but anyways wtf
pennangton
From Israel with love
+7|6767|Israel
Congratulations.. you earned the grade F.
silentsin
Member
+3|6729
lmao. loser.

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