CoconutBlitz
I've had the diarrheas since Easters
+145|7038|California U.S.A
What Da fuck is wrong with that guy.

I better not see him selling patio furniture when I go and buy some next week.

[table fucker guy]
"And with this piece of furniture you can flip it on it's side and bone the hell out it when your feeling randy! Like so boink boink boink boink."


[me]
"Ahhh yeah, s'wrong with you?!"
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7069|London, England

CoconutBlitz wrote:

What Da fuck is wrong with that guy.

I better not see him selling patio furniture when I go and buy some next week.

[table fucker guy]
"And with this piece of furniture you can flip it on it's side and bone the hell out it when your feeling randy! Like so boink boink boink boink."


[me]
"Ahhh yeah, s'wrong with you?!"
Gnome Sayin'
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7186|The Hague, Netherlands

Bradt3hleader wrote:

aj0404 wrote:

argo4 wrote:

Who knows what the wife is gonna do to that table now...protect the table!!!
can you say threesome?
AHAHAH LMAO




This is so stupid. I don't see why this kind of thing should be on the news. What an idiot, damn his wife must suck soooooooo bad in bed for him to use those "Desperate actions" haha xD
40 year old virgin?

"Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids."

ok maybe not a virgin, well maybe adopted... still possible!
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CoconutBlitz
I've had the diarrheas since Easters
+145|7038|California U.S.A

Mek-Izzle wrote:

CoconutBlitz wrote:

What Da fuck is wrong with that guy.

I better not see him selling patio furniture when I go and buy some next week.

[table fucker guy]
"And with this piece of furniture you can flip it on it's side and bone the hell out it when your feeling randy! Like so boink boink boink boink."


[me]
"Ahhh yeah, s'wrong with you?!"
Gnome Sayin'
Yeah really, if I was really drunk and someone taped a picuture of jessica alba on the table top.... maybe.

But to thrown down on it multiple times.
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6859|'Murka

jord wrote:

Spearhead wrote:

jord wrote:

I'd hit it.
The guy or the picnic table
The table obviously. I like plastic over wood. Metal tables are an acquired taste.
Gotta go for the wood tables...the risk of a splinter makes it exciting.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
jord
Member
+2,382|7126|The North, beyond the wall.

FEOS wrote:

jord wrote:

Spearhead wrote:


The guy or the picnic table
The table obviously. I like plastic over wood. Metal tables are an acquired taste.
Gotta go for the wood tables...the risk of a splinter makes it exciting.
It's generally warmer. And knowing I'm fucking something from the Earth makes me feel all fuzzy inside. Then the fuzz comes out.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6977|Global Command
Him, umbrella hole. Her, umbrella.

Just saying...
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7069|London, England

ATG wrote:

Him, umbrella hole. Her, umbrella.

Just saying...
Just what your Marriage needs eh?
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6977|Global Command

Mek-Izzle wrote:

ATG wrote:

Him, umbrella hole. Her, umbrella.

Just saying...
Just what your Marriage needs eh?
Not me, mines good.

Probably why my sack aches.

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