sexecuti0ner
What kinda guy are you are?
+148|6234

BlackKoala wrote:

sexecuti0ner wrote:

sunglasses with the cord that goes around your neck.  unless your over 35 or on a boat.
I love corded glasses.  When Working on a car, or anything being bent over, the cord kicks ass..
okay, in the situation where the cord is utilized, i approve of it.  but when its worn to be fashionable, it's unacceptable.
ph4s3
engineer
+34|6831|Texas

Schwarzelungen wrote:

axe body spray

i always just considered myself an asshole....not really a douche
That's okay, at least you were half right.  Don't worry though, we already gave you credit for being both.
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|6572|Portland, OR, USA

Kmarion wrote:

Guys who drive Miata's, lowered, with a roll bar, and some exhaust kit that makes it sound like a fucking humming bird.
Fixed.

Miata =/= Super cool sports car..

and honestly, when are you ever going to roll a miata?  I don't think that's possible...
Deadmonkiefart
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
+177|6708
My watch has a rather large face, but it is digital, and I suppose that makes my offense excusable...
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|6579|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Yellowman03 wrote:

lol...balls on the truck

i wear axe cuz it has the smell i like
Same for Axe...same reaction for the ballz too.
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6368|California
AXE makes me fucking sneeze like theirs no tomorrow, Hate that shit with a passion.
Ganko_06
Laughter with an S
+167|6647|Camoran's Paradise
Does it count if I have a large watch for diving?
geNius
..!.,
+144|6444|SoCal

Kmarion wrote:

Guys who drive Miata's.
...or two men in a convertible.

Ever.
https://srejects.com/genius/srejects.png
Volatile
Member
+252|6706|Sextupling in Empire

Ball caps tipped at an angle sets of my douchebag alarm. Might as well put on a big red clown nose and suspenders too.

Actually, I can forgive anyone that looks like they're still in high school and does this, but if they look older, IQ points get immediately deducted.
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6583|the dank(super) side of Oregon

<SS>SonderKommando wrote:

I do.  I have a watch with a large face.  But fuck that list.  My watch is VERY nice and was pretty expensive.  My wife bought it for me.  Its a citizen Eco-Drive Calibre 2100

http://www.abouttime.com/business/mnt1/ … 21-52h.jpg

Its a nice fucking watch, and I guess I'm a douche bag for <3 my watch.
I have the same watch with the white face.
https://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q82/mechanix202/6413033_640.jpg

love the alarm clock, and no batteries.

Last edited by Reciprocity (2008-03-19 23:15:41)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6675|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Axe body spray is called Lynx over here, probably already mentioned/known.

I use it and am not ashamed as when I do I have to fight them off with a shitty stick, they are like flies around a camels arse.

They/Them = Both sexes.
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|6651
I laughed my ass off tbh..

Nice find.
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|6651
O I disagree with the watch point though like many others here. They're generally nice accessories and look good.

I have two which I wear:

https://www.zamels.com.au/zamels/uploads/itemImages/certina-ds-podium.jpg

^Quite expensive so I only wear it on special occasions.

https://www.timecenter.hu/site/inside_content/certina/DSMASTER/53671614261.gif

^I wear that one for the most part. Comfortable and tough so it won't break.
Nordemus
BC2 plat: CG, GL, M60, Mortar, Knife
+60|5999

aimless wrote:

geNius wrote:

Add Altezza lights to that list.

http://www.rushcarparts.com/images/desi … ights1.jpg
And huge exhausts.

Also, macs.
Macs are the win, just because you cannot afford one does not mean its for douchebags.
G3|Genius
Pope of BF2s
+355|6628|Sea to globally-cooled sea
I'm definitely not a douche, and i LOVE my bluetooth headset.

Being wireless is the greatest thing ever.

I think the douches are the ones who wear it when A) they're not even on the phone; and B) they're on the phone in public, chatting on the top of their lungs.

Actually, anyone on the phone in public blabbing at full power about nothingness is a douche, IMO.  Seriously.  fucking excuse yourself, take your call, make it quick, and come back.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6675|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

G3|Genius wrote:

I'm definitely not a douche, and i LOVE my bluetooth headset.

Being wireless is the greatest thing ever.

I think the douches are the ones who wear it when A) they're not even on the phone; and B) they're on the phone in public, chatting on the top of their lungs.

Actually, anyone on the phone in public blabbing at full power about nothingness is a douche, IMO.  Seriously.  fucking excuse yourself, take your call, make it quick, and come back.
I agree to some extent with people in public on phones but I will ignore them unless they start flapping there hands around as if there some kind of gangsta when deep down both me and him know he's talking to his Mum about what time he gotta be in for tea.
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6231|NSW, Australia

big exhausts arent for douches (well unless you just buy the muffler and not upgrade your cat+headers etc and just do it for the noise
avman633
Member
+116|6366
He's a douchebag for wasting his time writing it.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6776|Noizyland

"Axe" deoderant is what we have here under the name "Lynx". It's got the same ad campaign. I buy it because it's the cheapest roll-on stuff you can get, not because of the douchebag targeting ads, (which I agree are exceptionally douche-like.)

I disagree with #1 though. Not that I have a "I <3 My Penis" shirt, but here "I <3 My Penis" is a campaign to get guys to get sexual health checks regularly. Maybe that has nothing to do with this particular "I <3 My Penis" but the campaign I talk about is worthwhile and definatly not douch-like.

Personally I think "Baseball caps with the flat brim" is the most douch-like item at the moment. I'm sure some of you wear them - don't. You look like a douche.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Raphi
Banned
+354|6260|Basel, Switzerland
I buy axe.

so: no u


btw, BOM CHICA WUAW WUAWWW

Last edited by Raphi (2008-03-20 03:43:31)

FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6502|so randum

<SS>SonderKommando wrote:

I do.  I have a watch with a large face.  But fuck that list.  My watch is VERY nice and was pretty expensive.  My wife bought it for me.  Its a citizen Eco-Drive Calibre 2100

http://www.abouttime.com/business/mnt1/ … 21-52h.jpg

Its a nice fucking watch, and I guess I'm a douche bag for <3 my watch.

PS BIG TRUCK LIFTED WITH A BALLS ON THE VEHICLE=SMALL PENIS.
Ive got a eco-drive, nice watches.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6651

He forgot iPods, and any other Apple product.
r'Eeee
That's how I roll, BITCH!
+311|6450

ghettoperson wrote:

He forgot iPods, and any other Apple product.
You gonna get banned
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6470
Axe should be #1
hurricane2oo5
Do One Ya Mug !!!
+176|6766|mansfield
i got a bluetooth wireless headset for py ps3.

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