Go out with your mates
Or if you don't want to go out with your mates and you get bored, Pull the Face
Or if you don't want to go out with your mates and you get bored, Pull the Face
Hmm... Why don't you combine words and watch a porn dvd? That ought to do the trick!Ec0li wrote:
I always figured when you go round a girls house to watch a "movie" that meant sex?
Oh, and if you get some sexytime you can test her sense of humour in a great way! Just about when you're about to cum, moan "mother!" in her ear If she panics and runs away, she wasn't the right one for you. If she laughs and continues she is a loonie. So... um... Scratch that. Try rodeo-sex instead! So when you're doing her doggiestyle, moaning, going "yeehaa" or whatever it is you do, say out loud her best friends name and start timing for how long you can stay on the ride.
If you need more bad ideas, don't hesitate to me. Uncle Nastyfingers. Always at your service!
Mek - What makes you think its too late, turn up now try ya luck.
Works well with Sisters names aswell that one.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Hmm... Why don't you combine words and watch a porn dvd? That ought to do the trick!Ec0li wrote:
I always figured when you go round a girls house to watch a "movie" that meant sex?
Oh, and if you get some sexytime you can test her sense of humour in a great way! Just about when you're about to cum, moan "mother!" in her ear If she panics and runs away, she wasn't the right one for you. If she laughs and continues she is a loonie. So... um... Scratch that. Try rodeo-sex instead! So when you're doing her doggiestyle, moaning, going "yeehaa" or whatever it is you do, say out loud her best friends name and start timing for how long you can stay on the ride.
If you need more bad ideas, don't hesitate to me. Uncle Nastyfingers. Always at your service!
Ah, a fellow expert! How nice to meet you *shakes hand*1927 wrote:
Works well with Sisters names aswell that one.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Hmm... Why don't you combine words and watch a porn dvd? That ought to do the trick!Ec0li wrote:
I always figured when you go round a girls house to watch a "movie" that meant sex?
Oh, and if you get some sexytime you can test her sense of humour in a great way! Just about when you're about to cum, moan "mother!" in her ear If she panics and runs away, she wasn't the right one for you. If she laughs and continues she is a loonie. So... um... Scratch that. Try rodeo-sex instead! So when you're doing her doggiestyle, moaning, going "yeehaa" or whatever it is you do, say out loud her best friends name and start timing for how long you can stay on the ride.
If you need more bad ideas, don't hesitate to me. Uncle Nastyfingers. Always at your service!
Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2008-03-18 13:59:50)
I would of cum all over them and the tent and then some.LaidBackNinja wrote:
This one time when I was out camping, (in the middle of the night after my buddy had fallen asleep) two girls asked me to come into their tent, but I didn't go. I still don't know why, and I regret it every day.
Fuck,what is wrong with you people.... jeez to be young,single,without kids and not fat anymore.
Yeah turns out,she has moved and been replaced with a big munter ready to eat you all up.1927 wrote:
Mek - What makes you think its too late, turn up now try ya luck.
Umm... thanks? Or was that sarcasm...1927 wrote:
Because your a respectable young man with string christian values who has been brought up to respect the opposite sex and treat them with the upmost respect.LaidBackNinja wrote:
This one time when I was out camping, (in the middle of the night after my buddy had fallen asleep) two girls asked me to come into their tent, but I didn't go. I still don't know why, and I regret it every day.Mek-Izzle wrote:
I'm still regret getting invited over to a girls house (no not house, dorm) but not going (i actually forgot why I didn't go)
This was in September. I still regret it everyday, to this day. Don't be a prick like me Fucking_Finny, take your chances
Much like myself. I commend you for that Ninja.
(By the way I think I was 16 or something back then... still don't really know why I didn't go. Afraid of being caught, maybe? Or maybe what 1927 said.)
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
haha made me LOL! mate thats fucking hilarious...teddy..jimmy wrote:
releasing his sexual tensions on his mum.
Worst part is: She's asleep.
you missed out on a threesome on your 16th...LaidBackNinja wrote:
Umm... thanks? Or was that sarcasm...1927 wrote:
Because your a respectable young man with string christian values who has been brought up to respect the opposite sex and treat them with the upmost respect.LaidBackNinja wrote:
This one time when I was out camping, (in the middle of the night after my buddy had fallen asleep) two girls asked me to come into their tent, but I didn't go. I still don't know why, and I regret it every day.
Much like myself. I commend you for that Ninja.
(By the way I think I was 16 or something back then... still don't really know why I didn't go. Afraid of being caught, maybe? Or maybe what 1927 said.)
son of a.
I'd do it even if I would get caught XD (also depends on hotness factor of girls though ^^)
inane little opines
stkhoplite wrote:
Go out with your mates
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Or if you don't want to go out with your mates and you get bored, Pull the Face
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They were insanely hot. One of them died a year later in a car crash, though.dayarath wrote:
you missed out on a threesome on your 16th...LaidBackNinja wrote:
Umm... thanks? Or was that sarcasm...1927 wrote:
Because your a respectable young man with string christian values who has been brought up to respect the opposite sex and treat them with the upmost respect.
Much like myself. I commend you for that Ninja.
(By the way I think I was 16 or something back then... still don't really know why I didn't go. Afraid of being caught, maybe? Or maybe what 1927 said.)
son of a.
I'd do it even if I would get caught XD (also depends on hotness factor of girls though ^^)
So I guessed I missed out on that. >.>
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
me and my girlfriend had sex after the first week and every single day after the first time. We have been together for over 3 years now. I suggest you make a move. Thats probably why you havent been doing it yet. But hey you can always go for a walk. Your choice.Funky_Finny wrote:
Me and my girlfriend are planning on doing something tonight. We've only been going out three weeks so no sex ()
We're (Well I am) getting bored of DVD at your house DVD at my house.
No moneys though..
Suggestions?
MOB all dayGunSlinger OIF II wrote:
http://www.eviltees.net/images/hos_bros.jpgstkhoplite wrote:
Go out with your mates
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9494 … 869kh0.gif
Or if you don't want to go out with your mates and you get bored, Pull the Face
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Money Over Bitches
I couldn't find a funny pic though...
This could be another case for "The Talc Powder"{uscm}Jyden wrote:
I would of cum all over them and the tent and then some.LaidBackNinja wrote:
This one time when I was out camping, (in the middle of the night after my buddy had fallen asleep) two girls asked me to come into their tent, but I didn't go. I still don't know why, and I regret it every day.
Fuck,what is wrong with you people.... jeez to be young,single,without kids and not fat anymore.Yeah turns out,she has moved and been replaced with a big munter ready to eat you all up.1927 wrote:
Mek - What makes you think its too late, turn up now try ya luck.
Would imagine it be like dipping your your little finger into a bucket of warm water?
Ninja - I was bein sarcky mate, however its not too late for you to be a good citizen like me. Sorry to hear she died in a crash.
Aaargh. Being shy is a bitch! I used to be shy and who knows what I've missed. And too much booze will ruin the party too. Especially if you get a nice surprise and go home with more than one female from the barLaidBackNinja wrote:
They were insanely hot. One of them died a year later in a car crash, though.dayarath wrote:
you missed out on a threesome on your 16th...LaidBackNinja wrote:
Umm... thanks? Or was that sarcasm...
(By the way I think I was 16 or something back then... still don't really know why I didn't go. Afraid of being caught, maybe? Or maybe what 1927 said.)
son of a.
I'd do it even if I would get caught XD (also depends on hotness factor of girls though ^^)
So I guessed I missed out on that. >.>
You know one sneaky way in her pants is; make some extra good food for her (no need to be a huge steak or anything, just make sure she likes it). Then after the long eating (and drinking?) and long talks, go all cuddly on the sofa with her, look her in the eyes with a wide smile and ask what she wants for dessert. Works magic. But if she says icecream, kick her out.
Uh....we're talking about this kid...Ultrafunkula wrote:
Aaargh. Being shy is a bitch! I used to be shy and who knows what I've missed. And too much booze will ruin the party too. Especially if you get a nice surprise and go home with more than one female from the barLaidBackNinja wrote:
They were insanely hot. One of them died a year later in a car crash, though.dayarath wrote:
you missed out on a threesome on your 16th...
son of a.
I'd do it even if I would get caught XD (also depends on hotness factor of girls though ^^)
So I guessed I missed out on that. >.>
You know one sneaky way in her pants is; make some extra good food for her (no need to be a huge steak or anything, just make sure she likes it). Then after the long eating (and drinking?) and long talks, go all cuddly on the sofa with her, look her in the eyes with a wide smile and ask what she wants for dessert. Works magic. But if she says icecream, kick her out.
So 4 hours 10 Mins ago Funky didnt know what to do.
11.50pm
What did he do?
I hope he comes back to tell us!
11.50pm
What did he do?
I hope he comes back to tell us!
Go out for a walk under the moon.
Relax & talk, That is about as good as you can get.
And cuddle of course, Up to you.
Relax & talk, That is about as good as you can get.
And cuddle of course, Up to you.
My friend once had sex in the cinema with her boyfriend, and it was a nearly full cinema. Follow that example Finny, PUBLIC SEX.
#rekt
What did I just watch? "ADD for rock!" lolwut?BlackKoala wrote:
Uh....we're talking about this kid...Ultrafunkula wrote:
Aaargh. Being shy is a bitch! I used to be shy and who knows what I've missed. And too much booze will ruin the party too. Especially if you get a nice surprise and go home with more than one female from the barLaidBackNinja wrote:
They were insanely hot. One of them died a year later in a car crash, though.
So I guessed I missed out on that. >.>
You know one sneaky way in her pants is; make some extra good food for her (no need to be a huge steak or anything, just make sure she likes it). Then after the long eating (and drinking?) and long talks, go all cuddly on the sofa with her, look her in the eyes with a wide smile and ask what she wants for dessert. Works magic. But if she says icecream, kick her out.
ATG for mod.Ultrafunkula wrote:
What did I just watch? "ADD for rock!" lolwut?BlackKoala wrote:
Uh....we're talking about this kid...Ultrafunkula wrote:
Aaargh. Being shy is a bitch! I used to be shy and who knows what I've missed. And too much booze will ruin the party too. Especially if you get a nice surprise and go home with more than one female from the bar
You know one sneaky way in her pants is; make some extra good food for her (no need to be a huge steak or anything, just make sure she likes it). Then after the long eating (and drinking?) and long talks, go all cuddly on the sofa with her, look her in the eyes with a wide smile and ask what she wants for dessert. Works magic. But if she says icecream, kick her out.
#rekt
With a sock in my mouth.Mint Sauce wrote:
ATG for mod.
I read the first two pages then decided you're all insane.
I said no sex, because I'm 15, still got my v-card, and you know teenage relationships don't end in the sack after 3 weeks!
Plus, I wasn't fucking my mum, fucking palm and her five friends (myself) or getting chlorophorm, I went out. Met up and went to a friends house and.. watched a DVD.
Meh, it went alright and we didn't watch much of the DVD, were under the covers sucking each others face off.
Last time I ask for help on BF2s.
Ahh but when you said you was off camping you said you were going shagging too.Funky_Finny wrote:
With a sock in my mouth.Mint Sauce wrote:
ATG for mod.
I read the first two pages then decided you're all insane.
I said no sex, because I'm 15, still got my v-card, and you know teenage relationships don't end in the sack after 3 weeks!
Plus, I wasn't fucking my mum, fucking palm and her five friends (myself) or getting chlorophorm, I went out. Met up and went to a friends house and.. watched a DVD.
Meh, it went alright and we didn't watch much of the DVD, were under the covers sucking each others face off.
Last time I ask for help on BF2s.
Maybe your birthday falls in between ?
Wanna lose it before I'm 161927 wrote:
Ahh but when you said you was off camping you said you were going shagging too.Funky_Finny wrote:
With a sock in my mouth.Mint Sauce wrote:
ATG for mod.
I read the first two pages then decided you're all insane.
I said no sex, because I'm 15, still got my v-card, and you know teenage relationships don't end in the sack after 3 weeks!
Plus, I wasn't fucking my mum, fucking palm and her five friends (myself) or getting chlorophorm, I went out. Met up and went to a friends house and.. watched a DVD.
Meh, it went alright and we didn't watch much of the DVD, were under the covers sucking each others face off.
Last time I ask for help on BF2s.
Maybe your birthday falls in between ?
July 6th.
But I was just saying, for you respectable people to fall for, I'm too young for sex.
Check my first reply to you in your "Stuffs/Camping" thread. Ive got real heartache in my household for the very same reason you mention.Funky_Finny wrote:
Wanna lose it before I'm 161927 wrote:
Ahh but when you said you was off camping you said you were going shagging too.Funky_Finny wrote:
With a sock in my mouth.
I read the first two pages then decided you're all insane.
I said no sex, because I'm 15, still got my v-card, and you know teenage relationships don't end in the sack after 3 weeks!
Plus, I wasn't fucking my mum, fucking palm and her five friends (myself) or getting chlorophorm, I went out. Met up and went to a friends house and.. watched a DVD.
Meh, it went alright and we didn't watch much of the DVD, were under the covers sucking each others face off.
Last time I ask for help on BF2s.
Maybe your birthday falls in between ?
July 6th.
But I was just saying, for you respectable people to fall for, I'm too young for sex.