Your favorite ways to Smacktard in the game?

2008-03-17 19:39:53

#1

David.P: Banned; +649|6492

I have some.

Frag x3, Flash x3(On my own teammates), And Martyrdom(Better if ff is on)

EDIT: I aint gonna tell all my secrets.

Ok heres a few.

1. On S&D servers i use the Grenade Launcher to Kill my own teammates for fun. Best time was when it was 10-3. 8 of my teammates were on the objective planting and i killed all of them with 1 shot from the GL. It was worth the kick.

2. I flash or stun my own snipers.

3. Frag x3, Sleight of Hand, Martyrdom. With an UZI and M9 = Alot of pissed of enemies.

Last edited by David.P (2008-03-17 19:47:53)

2008-03-17 19:42:57

#2

tkoi: Utahraptor!; +148|6365|Texas

I do not enjoy being a smacktard because my parents did not beat me when I was a child.

2008-03-17 19:49:58

#3

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|6149|Somewhere out in Space

You fail for trolling fail games.

2008-03-17 19:50:12

#4

Backupwayback: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯; +73|6518

David.P wrote:
I have some.

Frag x3, Flash x3(On my own teammates), And Martyrdom(Better if ff is on)

EDIT: I aint gonna tell all my secrets.

Ok heres a few.

1. On S&D servers i use the Grenade Launcher to Kill my own teammates for fun. Best time was when it was 10-3. 8 of my teammates were on the objective planting and i killed all of them with 1 shot from the GL. It was worth the kick.

2. I flash or stun my own snipers.

3. Frag x3, Sleight of Hand, Martyrdom. With an UZI and M9 = Alot of pissed of enemies.

i do almost all of the above

skeight of hand with frag x 3 does that make u trhwo them faster?

2008-03-17 19:53:41

#5

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|6924

I'm not a smacktard. Smacktards are just that: Tards talking smack.

2008-03-17 20:09:56

#6

David.P: Banned; +649|6492

Backupwayback wrote:
i do almost all of the above

skeight of hand with frag x 3 does that make u trhwo them faster?

No but it does make reloading the UZI faster which is vital for Maximum Smacktardness. Also if you wanna survive longer get a smoke. It's the perfect cover.

2008-03-17 20:16:05

#7

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|6834|do not disturb

GGF0RCE wrote:
I do not enjoy being a smacktard because my parents did not beat me when I was a child.

EKEKEKEKEKE lol hooot says the owl

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿
(O )
" "

I like glitching in pipeline. Martyrdom, how original.

2008-03-17 20:34:03

#8

David.P: Banned; +649|6492

Phrozenbot wrote:
GGF0RCE wrote:
I do not enjoy being a smacktard because my parents did not beat me when I was a child.
EKEKEKEKEKE lol hooot says the owl

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿
(O )
" "

I like glitching in pipeline. Martyrdom, how original.

It's even better on ff off servers.

2008-03-17 20:37:30

#9

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|6834|do not disturb

There really isn't a way to rage people on COD4 with "smacktardy" ways. You just gotta dish out a lot of pain.

2008-03-17 21:14:31

#10

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6949|Uhh... erm...

In FFA, 4 out of 5 of us had Martyrdom on. The one who didn't kept complaining about the nades.

That map was so bloody small, the moment I spawned, I started spraying with my RFD. And I got a decent amount of kills from it.

2008-03-17 21:21:14

#11

weasel_thingo: Member; +74|6545

um, rarely do it unless the people are complete fags but
P90 with stopping power
or
M4 with gl with overkill with g36c with gl and martyrdom

this is for raging the other team not my team

2008-03-17 21:31:27

#12

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6542|New Haven, CT

Phrozenbot wrote:
There really isn't a way to rage people on COD4 with "smacktardy" ways. You just gotta dish out a lot of pain.

You are woefully misinformed.

2008-03-17 21:34:34

#13

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|6834|do not disturb

nukchebi0 wrote:
Phrozenbot wrote:
There really isn't a way to rage people on COD4 with "smacktardy" ways. You just gotta dish out a lot of pain.
You are woefully misinformed.

You can't kidnap people, or redline them, or stand infront of their jet taking off, or even clay spam like in BF2. Martydom sure does annoy people but you get use to it.

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2008-03-17 21:40:53

#14

Spazz: Member; +7|6784

Backupwayback wrote:
skeight skeet of hand with frag x 3 does that make u trhwo throw them faster?

fiexd

2008-03-17 21:48:03

#15

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6542|New Haven, CT

Phrozenbot wrote:
nukchebi0 wrote:
Phrozenbot wrote:
There really isn't a way to rage people on COD4 with "smacktardy" ways. You just gotta dish out a lot of pain.
You are woefully misinformed.
You can't kidnap people, or redline them, or stand infront of their jet taking off, or even clay spam like in BF2. Martydom sure does annoy people but you get use to it.

There is more than actions to being a smacktard.

2008-03-17 21:56:36

#16

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6371|what

My "fuck you" kit is red tiger M60, 3 frags, martydom and sonic boom. But I only use it against the enemy. Never really bothered killing team mates. There's not really much they can do to piss you off in game imo.

2008-03-17 22:15:34

#17

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|6834|do not disturb

nukchebi0 wrote:
Phrozenbot wrote:
nukchebi0 wrote:

You are woefully misinformed.
You can't kidnap people, or redline them, or stand infront of their jet taking off, or even clay spam like in BF2. Martydom sure does annoy people but you get use to it.
There is more than actions to being a smacktard.

Like being a little kiddy? Most people can ignore that.

2008-03-17 22:35:35

#18

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6542|New Haven, CT

Phrozenbot wrote:
nukchebi0 wrote:
Phrozenbot wrote:
You can't kidnap people, or redline them, or stand infront of their jet taking off, or even clay spam like in BF2. Martydom sure does annoy people but you get use to it.
There is more than actions to being a smacktard.
Like being a little kiddy? Most people can ignore that.

You obviously haven't tried hard enough. I've managed to become the center of attention on servers.

Political debate is an easy one, as well as using controversial nicknames such has "Hildog fails", or Obama>Hildog".

*I don't advocate doing this unless the server has demonstrated its deserving of such actions. That is, if there is rampant teamstacking or a bunch of arrogant morons. Little kids who think they are cool are also welcome victims.

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2008-03-17 22:42:45

#19

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|6834|do not disturb

nukchebi0 wrote:
Phrozenbot wrote:
nukchebi0 wrote:
There is more than actions to being a smacktard.
Like being a little kiddy? Most people can ignore that.
You obviously haven't tried hard enough. I've managed to become the center of attention on servers.

Political debate is an easy one, as well as using controversial nicknames such has "Hildog fails", or Obama>Hildog".

*I don't advocate doing this unless the server has demonstrated its deserving of such actions. That is, if there is rampant teamstacking or a bunch of arrogant morons. Little kids who think they are cool are also welcome victims.

I think the thread was more geared toward COD4 specific smacktardiness. You can do that in a lot of online games.

But anyways, more creative than playing shipment with martyrdom.

Last edited by Phrozenbot (2008-03-17 22:48:29)

2008-03-17 22:47:45

#20

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6542|New Haven, CT

The ease at which CoD4 allows you to make new accounts facilitates a greater enjoyment of this sort of smacktardery.

2008-03-17 22:50:56

#21

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|6834|do not disturb

That's one perk I like about Call of Duty.

2008-03-17 23:08:57

#22

chaosdragon001: Whee; +53|6727|Los Angeles, California

They seriously should have a terrorist kit in this game... left click and you go boom. That would be slightly amusing.

2008-03-17 23:51:51

#23

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|6834|do not disturb

chaosdragon001 wrote:
They seriously should have a terrorist kit in this game... left click and you go boom. That would be slightly amusing.

Like strap C4 to yourself? :0

2008-03-17 23:58:27

#24

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6350|Scotland!

Acting like a dick is for people who are bad at games to try to rage people who aren't.

2008-03-18 00:02:49

#25

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6374|Vancouver | Canada

Phrozenbot wrote:
chaosdragon001 wrote:
They seriously should have a terrorist kit in this game... left click and you go boom. That would be slightly amusing.
Like strap C4 to yourself? :0

Bahaha. That'd be dope.

"Allah Akbar!" Boom!

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