Mitch
16 more years
+877|6768|South Florida

The_Mac wrote:

Wow, you are absolutely retarded OP, I don't even know if this thread merited as many replies as it got. I hope you enjoy all the people making fun of you for being the biggest retard on this forum yet. I don't think I have read a post as incomprehensibly retarded as this one.

Good job. Now go play frogger on the side of the road til you run out of lives.
Nice attempt at flaming.

*Borat Voice* NOTTT


loser.



good find op.
15 more years! 15 more years!
IRONCHEF
Member
+385|6734|Northern California

OrangeHound wrote:

If you ever read the Bible, you would discover that God kills everyone ...
Read it several times, in different languages even, and he he never killed anyone.  his people have killed others, the people who are not his killed people, and people have killed themselves by violating laws.  And besides, the soul is eternal, those people are ALL alive and well waiting their day of judgment.  THe body/tabernacle that our spirits/souls inhabit upon birth were of much less value during the pre-Christian era..as the people were more wicked and not prepared for the higher law (which was to come when Jesus would come and fulfill, elevate the laws)...so when Joshua cleared out the Canaanites after wandering in the desert for 40 years, those souls were transported to the spirit world to wait judgment...which was likely not bad since they were probably not wicked.

But I don't expect you to understand anything of what I just said since you judged the bible to be a record of God's "killings."  lol  We all see what we want to see, right?
Agent_Dung_Bomb
Member
+302|6979|Salt Lake City

Magpie wrote:

OrangeHound wrote:

If you ever read the Bible, you would discover that God kills everyone ...
He is such a teamkiller
LOL - You have been kicked and banned from this server for excessive team killing.
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6350|Birmingham, UK

Magpie wrote:

KILLSWITCH wrote:

Well, that kinda makes him a mass murderer rather than a racist.

Unless thoes he killed were exclusively a certain race.
He killz only ppl from the HUMAN RACE OMFG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd several aminals in the flood thing with Noah's ark.

(was it God that dunnit?)
jord
Member
+2,382|6921|The North, beyond the wall.

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:

(was it God that dunnit?)
I doubt anyone in the world knows, let alone here.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6864|London, England

jord wrote:

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:

(was it God that dunnit?)
I doubt anyone in the world knows, let alone here.
Fuck, It didn't even happen.
jord
Member
+2,382|6921|The North, beyond the wall.

Mek-Izzle wrote:

jord wrote:

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:

(was it God that dunnit?)
I doubt anyone in the world knows, let alone here.
Fuck, It didn't even happen.
Or did it?

Dun dun dun.
Cyrax-Sektor
Official Battlefield fanboy
+240|6391|San Antonio, Texas
That's an interesting read! +1 Good for a laugh, or for those serious interpreters.

RDMC wrote:

There's only one solution. We have to.....





NUKE HEAVEN

*dun dun dun dun*
I say, that's a good idea!

Last edited by Cyrax-Sektor (2008-03-13 09:51:53)

Marinejuana
local
+415|6828|Seattle

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hail Satan!
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6769|Milkystania, yurop

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:

Magpie wrote:

KILLSWITCH wrote:

Well, that kinda makes him a mass murderer rather than a racist.

Unless thoes he killed were exclusively a certain race.
He killz only ppl from the HUMAN RACE OMFG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd several aminals in the flood thing with Noah's ark.

(was it God that dunnit?)
God is such a hater my friends brothers fiances cousins mothers boyfriends step-mums sisters aunty's neighbour said that god did it 4 teh lulz to piss Satan off ( u know end of the world the apocalypse Satan takes over) anywow it was done 4 teh lulz
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6769|Milkystania, yurop
btw isn't it funny that when using the check spelling button it wants to change satan to Satan in capital letters but it doesn't give a darn about god being spelt with small letters...........lulz
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6821|Columbus, OH

RDMC wrote:

There's only one solution. We have to.....





NUKE HEAVEN

*dun dun dun dun*
Randy Quiad will lead the assualt
IRONCHEF
Member
+385|6734|Northern California

Magpie wrote:

btw isn't it funny that when using the check spelling button it wants to change satan to Satan in capital letters but it doesn't give a darn about god being spelt with small letters...........lulz
Because there is such thing as a non-pronoun word "god." 

"ye gods!"
"god zukes"
"be ye gods"
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6466|Escea

jord wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:

jord wrote:


I doubt anyone in the world knows, let alone here.
Fuck, It didn't even happen.
Or did it?

Dun dun dun.
Global Warming tbh
FallenMorgan
Member
+53|6157|Glendale, CA
God killed a lot of people in the old testament.

God: Hey you - bring me a soda.

Random Israelite: Do you have a dollar for the machine?

God: No can you just buy me one?

Random Israelite: I don't have a dollar.

God: BRING ME MY SODA BITCH!!!

[boom!  fire and whatnot kills the guy]
jord
Member
+2,382|6921|The North, beyond the wall.

M.O.A.B wrote:

jord wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:


Fuck, It didn't even happen.
Or did it?

Dun dun dun.
Global Warming tbh
False.
Graphic-J
The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J
+196|6369|So Cal
Fail topic is epic fail not to mention false.
https://i44.tinypic.com/28vg66s.jpg
jord
Member
+2,382|6921|The North, beyond the wall.

loubot wrote:

Commie Killer wrote:

You could put the Chavs in the army, but then it would be like our military in the 70's.
ahhh try like now. The Armed Forces admit they have lowered their standards for recruiting candidates just to meet their annual quote. This means anyone with a criminal record, gang members, non-us citizens can join the U.S. Military.  I say keep them out of the military
Is it really that bad? You can be a small time thief and still make a brilliant soldier.
Gang members already have experiance.
Non US citizens, depending on where they're from can actually make better soldiers.
apollo_fi
The Flying Kalakukko.
+94|6774|The lunar module

IRONCHEF wrote:

OrangeHound wrote:

If you ever read the Bible, you would discover that God kills everyone ...
Read it several times, in different languages even, and he he never killed anyone.  his people have killed others, the people who are not his killed people, and people have killed themselves by violating laws.
erm... Genesis 7:23?
IRONCHEF
Member
+385|6734|Northern California

apollo_fi wrote:

IRONCHEF wrote:

OrangeHound wrote:

If you ever read the Bible, you would discover that God kills everyone ...
Read it several times, in different languages even, and he he never killed anyone.  his people have killed others, the people who are not his killed people, and people have killed themselves by violating laws.
erm... Genesis 7:23?
Quote me in context (use the rest of the post above) and you'll have your answer.
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|6887

jord wrote:

loubot wrote:

Commie Killer wrote:

You could put the Chavs in the army, but then it would be like our military in the 70's.
ahhh try like now. The Armed Forces admit they have lowered their standards for recruiting candidates just to meet their annual quote. This means anyone with a criminal record, gang members, non-us citizens can join the U.S. Military.  I say keep them out of the military
Is it really that bad? You can be a small time thief and still make a brilliant soldier.
Gang members already have experiance.
Non US citizens, depending on where they're from can actually make better soldiers.
experience in a gang will not help you out with military discipline or combat experience.  Gangbangers are weak lowlifes that care only about themselves.
jord
Member
+2,382|6921|The North, beyond the wall.

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

jord wrote:

loubot wrote:


ahhh try like now. The Armed Forces admit they have lowered their standards for recruiting candidates just to meet their annual quote. This means anyone with a criminal record, gang members, non-us citizens can join the U.S. Military.  I say keep them out of the military
Is it really that bad? You can be a small time thief and still make a brilliant soldier.
Gang members already have experiance.
Non US citizens, depending on where they're from can actually make better soldiers.
experience in a gang will not help you out with military discipline or combat experience.  Gangbangers are weak lowlifes that care only about themselves.
That one was kinda a joke, the other 2 were serious. Piss poor joke, but still a joke nontheless.
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6765

ig wrote:

religion...serious business
siciliano732
Member
+202|6892|New York

Ayumiz wrote:

http://www.churchhopping.com/wp-content … -satan.jpg

Yes. God is a racist as defined by man. Now then u know. He also hates gays... He destroyed cities like Sodom and Gomorrah. From Sodom, the word Sodomy is formed....

The first 2 commandments are about God... He also mentions that he is a jealous God and he does not condone worship of other gods.

Found this on another forum
These are my thoughts and beliefs:

When all is said and done, Satan will have destroyed and is destroying far greater numbers than any biblical holy war.  Satan in his nature destroys  man kind through sin.  Christ, died on the cross to save us from sin and ultimately saving us from eternal death.  Our earthly bodies are only here for our earthly lives, once we die, we stand before God and he will judge us.  Those who have not accepted him as their personal savior will be cast into hell for eternity (ultimately Satan's doing due to the sin in the life of the individual).

Conserning gays, God hates the sin, not the individual but the decision is ultimately the individuals to make, hence free will.

I know im goin to get flamed for my beliefs but if you want to have a civilized conversation i will listen to your side without a problem.  I may not agree but I can respect your point of view.
FlemishHCmaniac
Member
+147|6655|Belgium
Religious people and humor apparently don't mix.

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