Haha, but those stereotypes are true, right? How else would I have been able to guess it? (Without cheating and clicking the link of course)killer21 wrote:
Negative stereotyper....mtb0minime wrote:
Let me guess, did this happen somewhere in Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee, or other similar areas?AJC wrote:
NESS CITY, Kan.
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That's exactly what she said...SEREMAKER wrote:
all this talk about the crapper ........................ shit I'll be back in about 10 mins
Only in America.....
How the heck did she even survive? Did the boyfriend just bring her food every once in a while like some sort of pet?
Seriously, after like 3-4 days, I'd have to call someone to get that chick off my toilet seat.
Seriously, after like 3-4 days, I'd have to call someone to get that chick off my toilet seat.
All for naught if she doesn't call Guinesses book of world records.
What the fuck?
BS. How can anybody survive sitting on a toilet for TWO fucking years?! And who in their right mind would want to do that? Unless they're mentally ill. Even then where the fuck were her friends and relatives? Wosn't there anybody who wos anxious or worried about her whereabouts?
And WTF wos her b/f doing?
And WTF wos her b/f doing?
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"She is an adult; she made her own decision," said her boyfriend, Kory McFarren. "I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it."{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
BS. How can anybody survive sitting on a toilet for TWO fucking years?! And who in their right mind would want to do that? Unless they're mentally ill. Even then where the fuck were her friends and relatives? Wosn't there anybody who wos anxious or worried about her whereabouts?
And WTF wos her b/f doing?
WTF, "you kind of get used to it"?!?
That guy needs to be locked up in an asylum!
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Surely he had a bathroom to do his business in other than that one. I suppose if he didn't the benefit was he had someone to hold the newspaper for him while he read and he always walked away squeaky clean. "Oh you've missed a bit love".
Why didn't he do something about it before?
Seems real to me, must be real, but how can it be?
Worlds gone mad.
Why didn't he do something about it before?
Seems real to me, must be real, but how can it be?
Worlds gone mad.
The world went mad the day Cardiff City beat Boro whilst none of the top 4 Premier League teams made it into the semis1927 wrote:
Surely he had a bathroom to do his business in other than that one. I suppose if he didn't the benefit was he had someone to hold the newspaper for him while he read and he always walked away squeaky clean. "Oh you've missed a bit love".
Why didn't he do something about it before?
Seems real to me, must be real, but how can it be?
Worlds gone mad.
PffffffT.....that shit happens all the time where i live. NBD
What, this doesnt make sense....the police, a realtive, her boyfriend, surely someone could have just moved her by force.
fucked up.
fucked up.
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I know fucking karate
talk about dingleberries
It's physically impossible to sit for 2 years. You are very likely to get deep vein thrombosis and die unless you're given drugs, and surely you'd lose the use of both legs
Even coma patients have to be physically moved around otherwise they get bed sores which turn into ulcers and then they die from infection
Even coma patients have to be physically moved around otherwise they get bed sores which turn into ulcers and then they die from infection
lol wut
btw AJC sucks balls
btw AJC sucks balls
There’s no actual footage of her plastered to the can, thank god, just the haunted look of the cop who saw it and lived to tell the tale.
http://clipsyndicate.com/publish/video/542210?wpid=1904
http://clipsyndicate.com/publish/video/542210?wpid=1904
Xbone Stormsurgezz
he mentions she was afraid of seeing her relatives. why would that keep her in the bathroom and not walking around the house?Kmarion wrote:
There’s no actual footage of her plastered to the can, thank god, just the haunted look of the cop who saw it and lived to tell the tale.
http://clipsyndicate.com/publish/video/542210?wpid=1904
Hence atrophy in the legsAries_37 wrote:
It's physically impossible to sit for 2 years. You are very likely to get deep vein thrombosis and die unless you're given drugs, and surely you'd lose the use of both legs
Even coma patients have to be physically moved around otherwise they get bed sores which turn into ulcers and then they die from infection
Reminds me of 'Seven'.
It could only happen in America
WHERES THE EXLAX!!!!!!!
(like wheres the beef)
(like wheres the beef)
right...Kurazoo wrote:
It could only happen in America
Perhaps we should consider doing that with her BF too,.. I mean, if it was my GF confiscating the bathroom I would have called the police earlier. Well, maybe not straight away (FFS in the worst case I'd get her out with a crowbar myself), but at least earlier than after two years, even if it would only be because I'd probably need the bathroom myself somewhere between then and two years later.Major.League.Infidel wrote:
Someone needs to put her in a straight jacket, and lock her in a mental home.
TeheLai wrote:
BF too
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