Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|6654|West Yorkshire, U.K
Dark Chocolate
IRONCHEF
Member
+385|6460|Northern California
Pretty much any European (especially Swiss or German) chocolate.  Lindt is very good.

Anything American is just crap.  We have no idea how to make good chocolate.
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6100|North Tonawanda, NY
I don't usually eat chocolate by itself, but I only use these when baking.

https://shop.ghirardelli.com/images/Main%20300x300/60_Cacao_Chip_Bag_300.jpg
aj0404
It'll just be our little secret
+298|6319|Iowa...
https://i22.ebayimg.com/04/i/07/8e/71/3c_1.JPG

mmm
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6100|North Tonawanda, NY

IRONCHEF wrote:

Pretty much any European (especially Swiss or German) chocolate.  Lindt is very good.

Anything American is just crap.  We have no idea how to make good chocolate.
I blame the Hershey Process.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6643|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
https://www.thebritishshoppe.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/cadburys%20picnic%20bar%20large.jpg

I like these but as all chocolate eventually it hurts my teeth.

I used to eat chocolate a lot before I reached double figures and then had none until I was mid 20 as It was one of the foods that would set off a migraine (something I used to suffer from massively).  Now I do enjoy them, I quite often need a chocolate boost about 4pm as it gives me energy.  I'm not diabetic or nothing just a gutsy bastard.

The "Picnic" has an added bonus of course.  For those that don't know what it looks like allow me to explain.  It has a chewy base, then has raisens and peanuts dropped on it before being covered in chocolate approx 2"x8"x2".

The added bonus of this is swimming.  "Swimming" you ask?  "Wtf is he going on about now"?

Well you can go to the local pool and find it packed out with screaming kids and fat Mums.  The queue's are massive for the diving boards, the slides, everything.  Whilst in the changing room/locker, remove your "Picnic" from it's wrapper and carefully place down the front of your "Peedo's" (I lost the S on mine), make sure it dosen't slip around the back of your trunks as you won't even reach the waters edge.

Walk to the deep end, chest puffed out, nice bulge in your pants (The Picnic), just before you do the perfect dive, remove the "Picnic" and chuck it in the water, do your dive, by the time you resurface all the screaming kids and Mums will be swimming 100mph in the opposite direction towards the shallow end, then running to the nearest guard, pointing in the direction of the offending "Shit" which by now you have started eating.

Hey presto, not only have you caught the eye of the MILF'S with your bulge (hopefully if you followed my instruction, the bulge is at the front not the back), you have also parted the waters quicker than what Moses could ever wish to do, you have also been fed.  Might tatse a bit Chlorine'y but it's worth it for the perfect swim.  You can do the breststroke at your own leisure now, your first in the queue for all the poolside toys.

Going back to the trunks I really should think about sewing that "S" back on my "Peedo's"
SilentscoutIX
BF2s US Server Admin
+91|6357|Vancouver, BC, Canada

1927 wrote:

http://www.thebritishshoppe.com/Merchan … 0large.jpg

I like these but as all chocolate eventually it hurts my teeth.

I used to eat chocolate a lot before I reached double figures and then had none until I was mid 20 as It was one of the foods that would set off a migraine (something I used to suffer from massively).  Now I do enjoy them, I quite often need a chocolate boost about 4pm as it gives me energy.  I'm not diabetic or nothing just a gutsy bastard.

The "Picnic" has an added bonus of course.  For those that don't know what it looks like allow me to explain.  It has a chewy base, then has raisens and peanuts dropped on it before being covered in chocolate approx 2"x8"x2".

The added bonus of this is swimming.  "Swimming" you ask?  "Wtf is he going on about now"?

Well you can go to the local pool and find it packed out with screaming kids and fat Mums.  The queue's are massive for the diving boards, the slides, everything.  Whilst in the changing room/locker, remove your "Picnic" from it's wrapper and carefully place down the front of your "Peedo's" (I lost the S on mine), make sure it dosen't slip around the back of your trunks as you won't even reach the waters edge.

Walk to the deep end, chest puffed out, nice bulge in your pants (The Picnic), just before you do the perfect dive, remove the "Picnic" and chuck it in the water, do your dive, by the time you resurface all the screaming kids and Mums will be swimming 100mph in the opposite direction towards the shallow end, then running to the nearest guard, pointing in the direction of the offending "Shit" which by now you have started eating.

Hey presto, not only have you caught the eye of the MILF'S with your bulge (hopefully if you followed my instruction, the bulge is at the front not the back), you have also parted the waters quicker than what Moses could ever wish to do, you have also been fed.  Might tatse a bit Chlorine'y but it's worth it for the perfect swim.  You can do the breststroke at your own leisure now, your first in the queue for all the poolside toys.

Going back to the trunks I really should think about sewing that "S" back on my "Peedo's"
+1 for you good sir!
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6496|Milkystania, yurop
https://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/magpie1985/ToffeeCrisp.jpg
Toffee crisp beeyatches its
psH
Banned
+217|6353|Sydney
https://www.msoci.com/andrea/archives/mars-bar.gif
The Mars Bar is a chocolate bar manufactured by Mars Incorporated. It was first manufactured in Slough in the United Kingdom in 1932 as a sweeter version of the American Milky Way bar which Mars produced in the USA (not to be confused with the European version of the Milky Way, which is a different confectionery).

A different chocolate bar with the same name was sold in the USA until 2002 when its name was changed to Snickers Almond Bar. It contained then, and still does, plain nougat, almonds, caramel and milk chocolate.[1]
joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|6568|Cheshire. UK
Gotta be

http://www.greenandblacks.com/uk/catego … &cid=6

Fav

https://img339.imageshack.us/img339/8676/bar100gcaramelpi8.jpg


Forget the fact its organic ..it just tastes Mmmmmmmm

Last edited by joker3327 (2008-03-06 02:58:49)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6643|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

joker3327 wrote:

Gotta be

http://www.greenandblacks.com/uk/catego … &cid=6

Fav

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/8676 … melpi8.jpg


Forget the fact its organic ..it just tastes Mmmmmmmm
Fucking hell mun Im from South Wales I can't afford that shit, they wouldn't even let me in the shops that they sell it in.

I could feed my family of 14 on the price of that one bar you got there.
Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|6551|SE London

IRONCHEF wrote:

Pretty much any European (especially Swiss or German) chocolate.  Lindt is very good.

Anything American is just crap.  We have no idea how to make good chocolate.
The Germans aren't really renowned for making chocolate, perhaps you're thinking of the Belgians. American chocolate can be superb, some of the best (if not the best), just not North American chocolate. The south and Central Americans can make some really excellent chocolate.
Lai
Member
+186|6121

Bertster7 wrote:

IRONCHEF wrote:

Pretty much any European (especially Swiss or German) chocolate.  Lindt is very good.

Anything American is just crap.  We have no idea how to make good chocolate.
The Germans aren't really renowned for making chocolate, perhaps you're thinking of the Belgians. American chocolate can be superb, some of the best (if not the best), just not North American chocolate. The south and Central Americans can make some really excellent chocolate.
Genuine Kakaw
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6643|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
This afternoon I have broken from my normal tradition of eating a "Picnic" (see above ^^) and opted for a Terry's Chocolate Orange.  I know, I know, its not even Christmas.  This is in the form of a bar and a pretty cold one at that.  Its been in the fridge at work for two hours now and is currently being washed down with a cup of coffee.

I'm not a fan of Orange, or Strawberry flavoured chocolate, they are always the ones left in the bottom of the tin in our Roses or Quality Street at Christmas, maybe it's because of the juice that seeps out of them when you bite them, (errgggh, imagine biting a bubble of puss, its just like that only fruity).

Talking of eating "Fridged" chocolate, when summer arrives stick some "Fruittella" in the fridge for a few hours, makes them wicked.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6459|Gogledd Cymru

Snickers/Chocolate Orange
rh27
Not really a Brit
+51|6566|England
Lion bars.

Does anyone know what happened to them, haven't seen them in ages.

They were awesome.

https://www.chocablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/lion1.jpg
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6459|Gogledd Cymru

rh27 wrote:

Lion bars.

Does anyone know what happened to them, haven't seen them in ages.

They were awesome.

http://www.chocablog.com/wp-content/upl … /lion1.jpg
They're still around, I love them too .
Lai
Member
+186|6121

1927 wrote:

This afternoon I have broken from my normal tradition of eating a "Picnic" (see above ^^) and opted for a Terry's Chocolate Orange.  I know, I know, its not even Christmas.  This is in the form of a bar and a pretty cold one at that.  Its been in the fridge at work for two hours now and is currently being washed down with a cup of coffee.

I'm not a fan of Orange, or Strawberry flavoured chocolate, they are always the ones left in the bottom of the tin in our Roses or Quality Street at Christmas, maybe it's because of the juice that seeps out of them when you bite them, (errgggh, imagine biting a bubble of puss, its just like that only fruity).

Talking of eating "Fridged" chocolate, when summer arrives stick some "Fruittella" in the fridge for a few hours, makes them wicked.
What about orange flavoured chocolate, the kind that does not holds juice but has the flavour actually in the chocolate? Or the chocolates with orange jelly in them?
Entertayner
Member
+826|6540

Dairy Milk Caramlol.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6744|Noizyland

ShowMeTheMonkey wrote:

http://about-australia-shop.com/images/ … 830285.jpg
Only ever seen them in South Africa.
We've got 'em here in NZ too.

My favourite changes all the bloody time. At the moment it's probably just the humble Snickers.

I think back to the glory days of Cadbury "Caramilk". That stuff was awesome, I wish they still made it.

(rh27, I miss Lion bars too.)
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
*=]AD[=*Pro_NL
Member
+77|6599|The Netherlands
Aldi Chateau Chocolate Milk

/win
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6449|Somewhere else

Roggwiller

Swiss Chocolate.
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6492
african american vagina
(is that legal?)
seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|6565|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

ig wrote:

african american vagina
(is that legal?)
only if shes 18+
Lai
Member
+186|6121

*=]AD[=*Pro_NL wrote:

Aldi Chateau Chocolate Milk

/win
Ohhh,... are those the large bars in the dark blue wrappings and with hazelnuts and raisins?

They pwn

Board footer

Privacy Policy - © 2024 Jeff Minard