shit guys... what do i do (took a Viagra & still excited after 6 hrs)

2008-02-26 18:04:50

#101

Bert10099: []D [] []\/[] []D; +177|6956|United States

This seems like a good time for this joke:

A man is to have surgery on his penis. After the surgery, he wakes up, surrounded by all the doctors. The doctors tell him that there was a problem, and that they had to cut off his penis. However, they did make him a vagina. Upon hearing this, he says to the doctor, "So Doc, I'll never be able to experience an erection ever again?"

The doctor replies, "Oh, you can, just not yours."

2008-02-26 18:07:19

#102

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6176|Washington DC

okay i'm back (hospital is close by and i'm registered and shit), doc gave me some medicine and it's going away

boy was that fucking embarassing

2008-02-26 18:07:25

#103

David.P: Banned; +649|6489

Why didn't you just stick your dick in some ice?

2008-02-26 18:10:19

#104

Rohirm: Fear is a Leash; +85|6387|New Austin, Not

HurricaИe wrote:
okay i'm back (hospital is close by and i'm registered and shit), doc gave me some medicine and it's going away

boy was that fucking embarassing

Did anybody stare at you while at the hospital? lol

2008-02-26 18:10:57

#105

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6176|Washington DC

Rohirm wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
okay i'm back (hospital is close by and i'm registered and shit), doc gave me some medicine and it's going away

boy was that fucking embarassing
Did anybody stare at you while at the hospital? lol

no... the reception person was a dude, although i swear i heard some snickering

2008-02-26 18:12:59

#106

martinez: Member; +5|6195|Worcester, MA

Wow!!!!

2008-02-26 18:13:11

#107

clogar: damn ain't it great to be a laxer; +32|6171|Minnesota

you should tell your parents about this escapade

2008-02-26 18:14:46

#108

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6551|Oregon

Sticky?
For preventative purposes?
Pwwweeeaaase?

2008-02-26 18:15:08

#109

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6539|New Haven, CT

Wow, and I thought some people had almost no common sense. You must have none.

2008-02-26 18:15:18

#110

Luigi: Sniper Whore; +97|6394|Wisconsin

djphetal wrote:
Sticky?
For preventative purposes?
Pwwweeeaaase?

2008-02-26 18:15:20

#111

Bert10099: []D [] []\/[] []D; +177|6956|United States

2008-02-26 18:15:45

#112

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6695|Somewhere else

HurricaИe wrote:
okay i'm back (hospital is close by and i'm registered and shit), doc gave me some medicine and it's going away

boy was that fucking embarassing

IS there extended down time now?

I'd give it some rest, but i'd be fapping pretty soon to make sure the gear still worked.

Fuck you are lucky, it could have been SOOOO bad.

Just to fuck with the doctor, do it again.

2008-02-26 18:16:52

#113

ddenholm67: DanForth Teh Pwnzer; +53|6771|Scotland

Try not to think about it man, it should wear off.

2008-02-26 18:31:09

#114

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6543

Bert10099 wrote:

Looks like he wont be needing this advice, well at least not at the moment.

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-02-26 18:38:00

#115

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|6921

Wow.... Just, wow.. I didn't think that people this stupid/reckless lived this long. How did you do it? Were your parents really good at sheltering you?

2008-02-26 18:56:06

#116

tkoi: Utahraptor!; +148|6362|Texas

Best thread evar.

2008-02-26 19:03:42

#117

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6870

masturbate furiously

2008-02-26 19:05:28

#118

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6860

SgtSlauther wrote:
post pics

I agree or a video but just stay still and try to get laid or something hopefully it will make it go down.

2008-02-26 19:08:36

#119

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6176|Washington DC

Deadmonkiefart wrote:
Wow.... Just, wow.. I didn't think that people this stupid/reckless lived this long. How did you do it? Were your parents really good at sheltering you?

I read that as "Were your pants", haha.

2008-02-26 19:09:46

#120

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6744|Global Command

HurricaИe wrote:
Deadmonkiefart wrote:
Wow.... Just, wow.. I didn't think that people this stupid/reckless lived this long. How did you do it? Were your parents really good at sheltering you?
I read that as "Were your pants", haha.

Eye sea were yoor minde iz att

2008-02-26 19:18:42

#121

Mr.Dude2: Member; +13|6539| Bay Area Calif. USA

Your lucky they didn't stick pins in your dick and draw blood to release the pressure.

Last edited by Mr.Dude2 (2008-02-26 19:19:24)

2008-02-26 19:20:08

#122

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6753|Long Island, New York

Mr.Dude2 wrote:
Your lucky they didn't stick pins in your dick and draw blood to release the pressure.

Who the FUCK in their right mind would do that?

2008-02-26 19:20:38

#123

Stimey: +786|6335|Ontario | Canada

Ahahahahahaha, I was lolling the whole time.
No old man sex for you. I'm horrible aren't I?

2008-02-26 19:23:41

#124

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6539|New Haven, CT

Poseidon wrote:
Mr.Dude2 wrote:
Your lucky they didn't stick pins in your dick and draw blood to release the pressure.
Who the FUCK in their right mind would do that?

Someone who wants to keep their precious.

2008-02-26 19:24:37

#125

Mr.Dude2: Member; +13|6539| Bay Area Calif. USA

Poseidon wrote:
Mr.Dude2 wrote:
Your lucky they didn't stick pins in your dick and draw blood to release the pressure.
Who the FUCK in their right mind would do that?

Just hear about it today....some idiot took more then 2 times the amount had a hard on for more then 8 hours went to ER and had that done..his dick now flops to the right I swear this to be true ... lol

BF2S Forums shit guys... what do i do (took a Viagra & still excited after 6 hrs)

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