shit guys... what do i do (took a Viagra & still excited after 6 hrs)

2008-02-26 17:30:38

#51

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6539

HurricaИe wrote:
YOU WOULD BE FUCKING EMOTIONAL TOO IF YOU WERE AT RISK OF LOSING YOUR PACKAGE

LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. YOU COULD ALWAYS GET THAT SET OF WOODEN GENITALS. LMAFAOLOLZWTF

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-02-26 17:31:21

#52

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6904

Rubix-Cubes wrote:
just fank fook you dont need a shit

Aaaah, I love the way we think.

x

2008-02-26 17:31:29

#53

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6855

if this is real(which Im sure it aint) youre gonna start bleeding from your dick soon. true story

2008-02-26 17:31:31

#54

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6176|London, England

Im_Dooomed wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
YOU WOULD BE FUCKING EMOTIONAL TOO IF YOU WERE AT RISK OF LOSING YOUR PACKAGE
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. YOU COULD ALWAYS GET THAT SET OF WOODEN GENITALS. LMAFAOLOLZWTF

I HAS THOSE, THEY SPLINTER

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2008-02-26 17:32:37

#55

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6904

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Army Ninja Assassin Killer school

Ah, nice.

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
if this is real(which Im sure it aint) youre gonna start bleeding from your dick soon. true story

Have you seen this before? In person? If so, is Hurricane fucked from what you know so far? I hope not.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2008-02-26 17:34:19)

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2008-02-26 17:32:40

#56

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6539

Superior Mind wrote:
GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
razor blade and dental floss.
Bro. Where did you learn that? Iraq or BME.

Even though that is essentially the solution.

Hurri, make sure the medical personnel use a needle, not a razor. Scar tissue causes the penis to bend. NICE, AMIRITE?

I'm not so sure I want to know whats being implied here....Puncturing a blood clot er....I shudder at the thought tbh.

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-02-26 17:35:45

#57

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy: Member; +69|6920|th3 unkn0wn

avman633 wrote:
6 hours? I would masturbate or call 911, its pretty serious. You have priapism, or your ... being erect for more than 4 hours

Priapism:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

How do you know so much? Are you a former sufferer of Priapism?

2008-02-26 17:36:25

#58

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6904

Im_Dooomed wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
razor blade and dental floss.
Bro. Where did you learn that? Iraq or BME.

Even though that is essentially the solution.

Hurri, make sure the medical personnel use a needle, not a razor. Scar tissue causes the penis to bend. NICE, AMIRITE?
I'm not so sure I want to know whats being implied here....Puncturing a blood clot er....I shudder at the thought tbh.

Blood needs to be released from the penis before there is permanent damage. Imagine tying a string tight around your finger and leaving it like that for 6 hours.

I think I can safely assume that Hurricane doesn't have a string around his penis that he can untie.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2008-02-26 17:37:56)

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2008-02-26 17:36:47

#59

ThaReaper: Banned; +410|6851

Attention whore.

2008-02-26 17:36:59

#60

Miniman7474: Banned.; +30|6410|Daqing Oilfields?

This made my day, sorry that its at your expense.

Good luck with everything.

2008-02-26 17:37:09

#61

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6843|949

I nominate for best thread ever.

If pics were proffered, I think the internet would asplode.

2008-02-26 17:37:10

#62

Bert10099: []D [] []\/[] []D; +177|6952|United States

Just do what that guy did in the Pain Olympics.
(If you don't know, don't look it up.)

Hope you're alright.
And, don't tell your friends about it.

2008-02-26 17:37:37

#63

Rubix-Cubes: Member; +123|6867|UK

hey man so any way, was it a dare or a bet, and if it was a bet what do you win, tell ya what if i was you id go fuck his mom, you're mate wont be LOLing at ya hard on then WILLY<<< see what i did there OH NEVERMIND

2008-02-26 17:38:10

#64

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|6849|Amsterdam, NY

hurri's on his way to the hospital just told me lulz.

Last edited by SgtSlauther (2008-02-26 17:38:39)

2008-02-26 17:38:25

#65

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6855

Bert10099 wrote:
tell all your friends about it.

2008-02-26 17:39:09

#66

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6779|Mountains of NC

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-02-26 17:39:29

#67

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6855

SgtSlauther wrote:
hurri's is on his way to the hospital just told me lulz.

I hope it was my bloody dick comment that sold him

2008-02-26 17:39:39

#68

ThaReaper: Banned; +410|6851

SEREMAKER wrote:

I lolled hard.

2008-02-26 17:40:46

#69

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy: Member; +69|6920|th3 unkn0wn

ThaReaper wrote:
Attention whore.

Look who's talking...

2008-02-26 17:40:47

#70

Rubix-Cubes: Member; +123|6867|UK

ThaReaper wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
I lolled hard.

HAHAHAHAHA pure class

2008-02-26 17:40:49

#71

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|6849|Amsterdam, NY

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
SgtSlauther wrote:
hurri's is on his way to the hospital just told me lulz.
I hope it was my bloody dick comment that sold him

probably would have sold me tbh

2008-02-26 17:42:16

#72

[-DER-]Omega: membeR; +188|7038|Lithuania

You wouldn't be the first dumbass to attempt this

https://bf3s.com/sigs/fe717ed1eb823c939460a42f15bced7dd0057c51.png

2008-02-26 17:42:38

#73

avman633: Member; +116|6575

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
avman633 wrote:
6 hours? I would masturbate or call 911, its pretty serious. You have priapism, or your ... being erect for more than 4 hours

Priapism:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism
How do you know so much? Are you a former sufferer of Priapism?

hahaha funny joke, no. I searched Viagra, then side effects, then clicked on Priapism.

2008-02-26 17:43:25

#74

Luigi: Sniper Whore; +97|6390|Wisconsin

I can't help laughing, but good luck though...

Last edited by LuigiMcOwnage (2008-02-26 17:43:53)

2008-02-26 17:44:12

#75

lxcpikiman: imbad @ bf2; +70|6807|Toronto-Canada

that would be embarrasing to go to the hospital for erected penis.

BF2S Forums shit guys... what do i do (took a Viagra & still excited after 6 hrs)

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