Gays are to blame for earthquakes

2008-02-23 04:55:22

#1

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|6759|Argentina

An Israeli MP has blamed parliament's tolerance of gays for earthquakes that have rocked the Holy Land recently.

Shlomo Benizri, of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party, said the tremors had been caused by lawmaking that gave "legitimacy to sodomy".

Lol?

2008-02-23 05:00:58

#2

buLLet_t00th: Mr. Boombastic; +178|6444|Stealth City, UK

Been posted and shut already my friend, but maybe without any racist crap it'll stay open this time.

Last edited by buLLet_t00th (2008-02-23 05:01:24)

2008-02-23 05:01:31

#3

PureFodder: Member; +225|6287

So many bad jokes possible. I'm going with: `Israeli MP claims the Earth moves for gay couples.`

2008-02-23 05:17:53

#4

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6413|'Murka

Dammit. Can't find the "You've Got A Gay" clip from Family Guy...

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2008-02-23 06:12:39

#5

Shadowolf: Member; +9|6244|Israel

Yeah he basically became a joke here.
And the "Shas Party" that he belongs to is made of ultra religious idiots...

But anyway, the gays in Israel really like to anger people, and you can't blame people for getting angry...

2008-02-23 06:20:43

#6

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6623|London, England

Perhaps Iranians will find commodity with this PM. Thus creating peace between Israel and Iran.

Who said Gays don't contribute to society. You can always count on Gays being the common enemy to unite various groups.

2008-02-23 06:41:50

#7

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6531|Global Command

I blame the Jews for my bout of the runs yesterday.

2008-02-23 06:47:46

#8

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|6686|West Yorkshire, U.K

Why is everyone agaisnt us gays?

2008-02-23 06:51:07

#9

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6531|Global Command

Because if enough people are into buttsex we would cease to exist. It's unnatural. Buttsex probably leaves a nasty, smelly film on your unit.

2008-02-23 06:54:00

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|Rawon: Buyakashaa; +31|6425|NL-NH-DH

ATG wrote:
Because if enough people are into buttsex we would cease to exist. It's unnatural. Buttsex probably leaves a nasty, smelly film on your unit.

Agree, buttsex makes no sense, makes no new life also. So stop it.

2008-02-23 06:54:32

#11

Shadowolf: Member; +9|6244|Israel

Well the gays in Israel like to have their gay parade (which consists of half naked men dancing and making out) in JERUSALEM every fucking year.
Tel Aviv is just fine, but no, they have to do it in the city that is considered holy to millions of people.

And then those morons wonder why religious people hate them so much....

2008-02-23 06:54:44

#12

mykeee1880: Member; +3|5997

Kurazoo wrote:
Why is everyone agaisnt us gays?

It's because of the recent findings that dyslexia and homosexuality go hand in hand

2008-02-23 06:57:07

#13

Mr Caek: You will be baked, and then there will be cake.; +12|6001|Lincoln, UK

Kurazoo wrote:
Why is everyone agaisnt us gays?

Because it is defying thousends of years of evolution.

2008-02-23 06:58:26

#14

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6645

Kurazoo wrote:
Why is everyone agaisnt us gays?

Im not, be as gay as you want to, it dont affect me.

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2008-02-23 06:59:27

#15

|Rawon: Buyakashaa; +31|6425|NL-NH-DH

Kurazoo wrote:
Why is everyone agaisnt us gays?

One word: UNNATURAL

2008-02-23 07:01:02

#16

Mr Caek: You will be baked, and then there will be cake.; +12|6001|Lincoln, UK

aTiLLa_NL wrote:
Kurazoo wrote:
Why is everyone agaisnt us gays?
One word: UNNATURAL

Another 3 words: Buttsex is disgusting.

2008-02-23 07:04:32

#17

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6531|Global Command

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Kurazoo wrote:
Why is everyone agaisnt us gays?
Im not, be as gay as you want to, it dont affect me.

What if AIDS mutates and becomes an airborne virus?

We all may die and geys will be to blame.

2008-02-23 07:06:01

#18

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6645

ATG wrote:
GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Kurazoo wrote:
Why is everyone agaisnt us gays?
Im not, be as gay as you want to, it dont affect me.
What if AIDS mutates and becomes an airborne virus?

We all may die and geys will be to blame.

we would probably be nuked by then. Persians will take over.

2008-02-23 07:06:59

#19

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6413|'Murka

mykeee1880 wrote:
Kurazoo wrote:
Why is everyone agaisnt us gays?
It's because of the recent findings that dyslexia and homosexuality go hand in hand

OK...that's funny. Seriously funny.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2008-02-23 07:07:07

#20

Shadowolf: Member; +9|6244|Israel

Homosexuality is a fuck up caused by nature. The best thing gays can do is keep quiet about what they do at home, and to stfu when they go outside and not to bother us with their faggotry.

2008-02-23 07:11:33

#21

-=]NS[=-G.I.Doh: MMMmmmmmm Dooonutz!; +13|6205|Out for donutz!

Theres nothing wrong with gay men, have all the fun you want.
Just as long as most women are bisexual. More women for us other normal men.

2008-02-23 07:12:44

#22

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5963|Washington DC

Shadowolf wrote:
Homosexuality is a fuck up caused by nature. The best thing gays can do is keep quiet about what they do at home, and to stfu when they go outside and not to bother us with their faggotry.

I lol'd when I saw that you were from Israel. Bit of a Hitler are you?

edit: @Everyone, have you people ever thought that maybe homosexuality is caused by a gene? I highly doubt that people choose to be part of a minority that, as you can see above, is often discriminated against for no reason other than what gives them a boner.

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2008-02-23 07:13:26

#23

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6645

Shadowolf wrote:
Homosexuality is a fuck up caused by nature. The best thing gays can do is keep quiet about what they do at home, and to stfu when they go outside and not to bother us with their faggotry.

and the jews next!

2008-02-23 07:16:08

#24

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6623|London, England

I find it stupid how people can possibly think that area is a Holy Land, if anything, it's the worst place in the world and always has been through out history

2008-02-23 07:16:51

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GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6645

youre a holy land

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