First of all; all hail The 5 Second Enforcer, Magpie.
The great inventor and enforcer of the 5 second rule.
Now observe the rules he has so far passed.
1) You may insert your p**** into another mans a** for no more than 5 seconds {quote}
2) Know that hot cuz of yours? You may bone her for no more than 5 seconds
3) You may eat a crisp that landed on another guys arse, so long as it has not been there for over 5 seconds, and you were not eating the guy out. (Beach or something)
4) If you eat up your mates food within 5 seconds he cannot do anything, the same rule applies if your going to drink up somebodies beer {quote}
5) If you make a girl pregnant remember, did your ejacula*e last less than 5 seconds? if so the kid ain't urz{quote}
6) Exemption from the gay 5 second rule , the 5 second rule does not apply if you have been probed by an alien {quote}
The great inventor and enforcer of the 5 second rule.
Now observe the rules he has so far passed.
1) You may insert your p**** into another mans a** for no more than 5 seconds {quote}
2) Know that hot cuz of yours? You may bone her for no more than 5 seconds
3) You may eat a crisp that landed on another guys arse, so long as it has not been there for over 5 seconds, and you were not eating the guy out. (Beach or something)
4) If you eat up your mates food within 5 seconds he cannot do anything, the same rule applies if your going to drink up somebodies beer {quote}
5) If you make a girl pregnant remember, did your ejacula*e last less than 5 seconds? if so the kid ain't urz{quote}
6) Exemption from the gay 5 second rule , the 5 second rule does not apply if you have been probed by an alien {quote}
Last edited by Funky_Finny (2008-02-08 14:22:04)
