{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy
Member
+69|6710|th3 unkn0wn

Magpie wrote:

RoosterCantrell wrote:

Magpie wrote:

Your only gay if you put ur P**** in another guys a** for longer than 5 seconds, Its the 5 second rule that applies
well, if you go in and out just right....

(don't know if i can make it any cleaner than that)
As long as you keep it to 5 seconds or less your safe , 1 millisecond longer and you are gay

...
So does that mean you've done blokes for 4 seconds? Just wondering...
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6454|The Twilight Zone

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:

.Sup wrote:

Bernadictus isnt gay!
Would i get banned for saying he's bi?
if you know for a fact he is then you are merely stating a fact.
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6108|Birmingham, UK

.Sup wrote:

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:

.Sup wrote:

Bernadictus isnt gay!
Would i get banned for saying he's bi?
if you know for a fact he is then you are merely stating a fact.
Ahhhhhhh.








Bernadictus is bi.











see you in 3 guys.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6569|Mountains of NC

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:

.Sup wrote:

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:


Would i get banned for saying he's bi?
if you know for a fact he is then you are merely stating a fact.
Ahhhhhhh.








Bernadictus is bi.











see you in 3 guys.
" see you in 3 guys " --- did you fail the test
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6108|Birmingham, UK

SEREMAKER wrote:

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:

.Sup wrote:


if you know for a fact he is then you are merely stating a fact.
Ahhhhhhh.








Bernadictus is bi.











see you in 3 guys.
" see you in 3 guys " --- did you fail the test
Only the lot of them.

Tbh, not much to go on.
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6527|Milkystania, yurop

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

Magpie wrote:

RoosterCantrell wrote:


well, if you go in and out just right....

(don't know if i can make it any cleaner than that)
As long as you keep it to 5 seconds or less your safe , 1 millisecond longer and you are gay

...
So does that mean you've done blokes for 4 seconds? Just wondering...
No silly I'm the 5 second enforcer, all the peasants come to me with their 5 second rule related problems
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6108|Birmingham, UK

Magpie wrote:

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

Magpie wrote:


As long as you keep it to 5 seconds or less your safe , 1 millisecond longer and you are gay

...
So does that mean you've done blokes for 4 seconds? Just wondering...
No silly I'm the 5 second enforcer, all the peasants come to me with their 5 second rule related problems
Why 5? What about 6, or 7?

Why 5, huh, huh?
Why 5?
KrisPOLANDnorwida
Battlefield 2 killa'
+128|6329|SHAPE, Belgium

.Sup wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b223/ … y_test.jpg





now how many are going to try this
I'm a macho man.
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6527|Milkystania, yurop

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:

Magpie wrote:

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:


So does that mean you've done blokes for 4 seconds? Just wondering...
No silly I'm the 5 second enforcer, all the peasants come to me with their 5 second rule related problems
Why 5? What about 6, or 7?

Why 5, huh, huh?
Why 5?
Its called the 5 second rule not the 6 1/2second rule or the many second rule...Its called the 5 second rule for a very special reason: ITS 5 BLOODY SECONDS LONG
derstralle
Iron Egg Skill, bitches!
+29|6216

Magpie wrote:

Your only gay if you put ur P**** in another guys a** for longer than 5 seconds, Its the 5 second rule that applies
In Europe only recieving is gay. :-P
KrisPOLANDnorwida
Battlefield 2 killa'
+128|6329|SHAPE, Belgium

HudsonFalcon wrote:

lol +1
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6527|Milkystania, yurop

derstralle wrote:

Magpie wrote:

Your only gay if you put ur P**** in another guys a** for longer than 5 seconds, Its the 5 second rule that applies
In Europe only recieving is gay. :-P
Its spelled yurop DAMMIT
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6481|Somewhere else

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

Magpie wrote:

RoosterCantrell wrote:

well, if you go in and out just right....

(don't know if i can make it any cleaner than that)
As long as you keep it to 5 seconds or less your safe , 1 millisecond longer and you are gay

...
So does that mean you've done blokes for 4 seconds? Just wondering...
Well, Im asking say if you are going in and out REPEATEDLY, but "in" for no longer than 4 seconds.  Does that restart the timer, as long as you are "out" entirely each time?

Why the hell am I even bothering lol.

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2008-02-08 12:33:30)

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy
Member
+69|6710|th3 unkn0wn

RoosterCantrell wrote:

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

Magpie wrote:


As long as you keep it to 5 seconds or less your safe , 1 millisecond longer and you are gay

...
So does that mean you've done blokes for 4 seconds? Just wondering...
Well, Im asking say if you are going in and out REPEATEDLY, but "in" for no longer than 4 seconds.  Does that restart the timer, as long as you are "out" entirely each time?

Why the hell am I even bothering lol.
I can just imagine Magpie standing behind a guy bent over whilst holding a stopwatch in his hand "Alright Trevor, our 4 seconds are up! Any more than that and we're officially gay"!
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6527|Milkystania, yurop

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

RoosterCantrell wrote:

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:


So does that mean you've done blokes for 4 seconds? Just wondering...
Well, Im asking say if you are going in and out REPEATEDLY, but "in" for no longer than 4 seconds.  Does that restart the timer, as long as you are "out" entirely each time?

Why the hell am I even bothering lol.
I can just imagine Magpie standing behind a guy bent over whilst holding a stopwatch in his hand "Alright Trevor, our 4 seconds are up! Any more than that and we're officially gay"!
Plz don't fantasize about me u filthy filthy perv

And fyi i only enforce the 5 second rule...there are several different 5 second rules u know that? there's more to it than the gay 5 second rule
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6481|Somewhere else

Magpie wrote:

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

RoosterCantrell wrote:

Well, Im asking say if you are going in and out REPEATEDLY, but "in" for no longer than 4 seconds.  Does that restart the timer, as long as you are "out" entirely each time?

Why the hell am I even bothering lol.
I can just imagine Magpie standing behind a guy bent over whilst holding a stopwatch in his hand "Alright Trevor, our 4 seconds are up! Any more than that and we're officially gay"!
Plz don't fantasize about me u filthy filthy perv

And fyi i only enforce the 5 second rule...there are several different 5 second rules u know that? there's more to it than the gay 5 second rule
so if you drop food on a gay mans butt its still good if it lays there under 5 seconds?  OR does my food become gay...now im confused...

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2008-02-08 12:46:49)

Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6527|Milkystania, yurop

RoosterCantrell wrote:

Magpie wrote:

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

I can just imagine Magpie standing behind a guy bent over whilst holding a stopwatch in his hand "Alright Trevor, our 4 seconds are up! Any more than that and we're officially gay"!
Plz don't fantasize about me u filthy filthy perv

And fyi i only enforce the 5 second rule...there are several different 5 second rules u know that? there's more to it than the gay 5 second rule
so if you drop food on a gay mans butt its still good if it lays there under 5 seconds?  OR does my food become gay...now im confused...
Well if you drop your food on a gay mans arse you prob are gay (why would you be eating food of another mans ass?), but if u manage to get everything of before it goes past the 5 second rule your ok

Last edited by Magpie (2008-02-08 12:49:50)

RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6481|Somewhere else

Magpie wrote:

RoosterCantrell wrote:

Magpie wrote:

Plz don't fantasize about me u filthy filthy perv

And fyi i only enforce the 5 second rule...there are several different 5 second rules u know that? there's more to it than the gay 5 second rule
so if you drop food on a gay mans butt its still good if it lays there under 5 seconds?  OR does my food become gay...now im confused...
Well if you drop your food on a gay mans arse you prob are gay (why would you be eating food of another mans ass?), but if u manage to get everything off before it goes past the 5 second rule you're ok
well, I wouldn't be eating it off of it, maybe I dropped it onto it, at beach or something..  Anyway, thanks for the inofrmation.  This could be another thread altogether really.  A list of different 5 second rules.  I don't know many different 5 second rules, so it could be interesting.

Would it be incest if you were "in" a hot cousin, but LESS than 5 seconds?

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2008-02-08 12:53:23)

Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6527|Milkystania, yurop

RoosterCantrell wrote:

Magpie wrote:

RoosterCantrell wrote:


so if you drop food on a gay mans butt its still good if it lays there under 5 seconds?  OR does my food become gay...now im confused...
Well if you drop your food on a gay mans arse you prob are gay (why would you be eating food of another mans ass?), but if u manage to get everything off before it goes past the 5 second rule you're ok
well, I wouldn't be eating it off of it, maybe I dropped it onto it, at beach or something..  Anyway, thanks for the inofrmation.  This could be another thread altogether really.  A list of different 5 second rules.  I don't know many different 5 second rules, so it could be interesting.

Would it be incest if you were "in" a hot cousin, but LESS than 5 seconds?
The 5 second rule enforcer recognises your appreciation


Why are you asking me stuff that already happened? but who cares its ur hawt cousin BUT the 5 second rule states that its cool since it did not go over 5 seconds
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6133|Carnoustie, Scotland
Magpie, 5 second rule thread. Now. I will support.

EDIT: Or I'll steal your idea.

Last edited by Funky_Finny (2008-02-08 13:06:56)

Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6527|Milkystania, yurop

Funky_Finny wrote:

Magpie, 5 second rule thread. Now. I will support.

EDIT: Or I'll steal your idea.
U have the 5 second enforcers permission to create that topic, I'm to busy drinking my beer but i will contribute to the thread just tell me where and when
kripp
Member
+42|6742|Florida (305)
Who cant notice the crazy black guy behind the ugly white chicks with there mom? Doesn't make me gay. If you would of put some super models or any hot chicks then maybe.

Last edited by kripp (2008-02-08 13:18:09)

Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6133|Carnoustie, Scotland
Done, contribute, oh great one, before it gets closed. (lol)
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|6641|Your moms bedroom
this thread is gay
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6622|Gold coast, Aus.

Magpie wrote:

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

Magpie wrote:


As long as you keep it to 5 seconds or less your safe , 1 millisecond longer and you are gay

...
So does that mean you've done blokes for 4 seconds? Just wondering...
No silly I'm the 5 second enforcer, all the peasants come to me with their 5 second rule related problems
YOU CAN GO FOR IT AS LONG AS YOU WANT AND NOT BE GAY.

IT'S ONLY GAY IF THE BALLS TOUCH.

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