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LaidBackNinja wrote:

*shot of Ryan on his dirtbike*
Ryan was a normal guy...
*shot of lindsey laughing*
...who was in love with the perfect girl...
*shot of Lindsey with her old boyfriend*
... but she was already taken.
*shot of deadites dragging her away*
"WHYYYYYYYYYY"
So he called in the big guns.
*action montage of Ryan high fiving Bruce Campbell as he reprises his roll as "Ash"Next five minutes of the trailer is a bunch of pants shitting awesomeness and rapid fire one line wittiness*
*BLACK SCREEN*
*Close-up of Ryan and Lindsey, almost kissing*
This is their story
*Fade to black*
*BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV-chainsaw- sound*
THIS SUMMER...
"who wants some?"

better.

JET_G raidensen wrote:

STEAMROLLIN NIGGAZ LIKE A 18 WHEELER WITH A DRUNK DRIVER DRIVIN THERES NO SURVIVN


Krmz for whoever posts next part of song.

what the hell does this have to do w/ the topic at hand?

anywho:

Raekwon the Chef
Ruff like Timberland wear, yeah,
me and the Clan, and yo the Landcruisers out there,
peace to all the crooks, all the niggaz with bad looks
bald heads, braids, blow this hook.

bennisboy wrote:

Well. I figured as Ryan's predicament is all but over I'd update you guys on mine.

Came back to London for Friday, Saturday n Sunday.

Partly for a mates bday n partly cos i was meant to be seeing anna before she goes travelling on the 23rd for about 6 months.

I got a text thursday durin the day tellin me that her bf had decided to come visit. Her actually words were "I'm so fucking bummed, you've no idea, Paddy is comin down at the weekend so I'm not gonna be able to see you! This sux. xxx" Not the usual reaction for a girl tahts looking forward to seeing her bf im sure you'll agrre

So she couldnt come to our mates bday party 2nite cos he was here, n none of our group of friends like him, so he'd have jus had the piss ripped outta him. But I was talkin to one of our mates, who she'd been on the phone with. Apparently anna was literally cryin to her on the phone sayin why do we both have to be here at the same time n she wants to see me more, n maybe she should sneak out at night to see me when her boyfriend is asleep!

What the fuck is up with that, if she feels that way, why the fuck is she with him!

for fear of possibly losing both?

bennisboy wrote:

Little BaBy JESUS wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

Well. I figured as Ryan's predicament is all but over I'd update you guys on mine.

Came back to London for Friday, Saturday n Sunday.

Partly for a mates bday n partly cos i was meant to be seeing anna before she goes travelling on the 23rd for about 6 months.

I got a text thursday durin the day tellin me that her bf had decided to come visit. Her actually words were "I'm so fucking bummed, you've no idea, Paddy is comin down at the weekend so I'm not gonna be able to see you! This sux. xxx" Not the usual reaction for a girl tahts looking forward to seeing her bf im sure you'll agrre

So she couldnt come to our mates bday party 2nite cos he was here, n none of our group of friends like him, so he'd have jus had the piss ripped outta him. But I was talkin to one of our mates, who she'd been on the phone with. Apparently anna was literally cryin to her on the phone sayin why do we both have to be here at the same time n she wants to see me more, n maybe she should sneak out at night to see me when her boyfriend is asleep!

What the fuck is up with that, if she feels that way, why the fuck is she with him!

for fear of possibly losing both?

Already been thru thst with her, n yeah she said she didnt wanna "risk" it, n that it should happen "naturally" (whatever the fuck that means).
Its jus ridiculous that she feels like this n is actuallly with him n not me, as she could be!

i will never understand wat goes on inside chicks heads

I feel like a freaking idiot..

Last night.. I worked for like, 6 hours, I work in a kitchen and it was hell.

I got out an hour later then I expected and I was suppose to go to some Toga Party with Lindsey and a bunch of my other friends..

So I went home, got ready, made a toga etc.. and then went down to my friends house where the party was being hosted.. The time I got there, there was only like an hour or so left before everyone left. But at least I came at all..

So then after everyone leaves, I drive Lindsey home. I park my truck in her driveway, she asks if I'm coming in.. I want to of course, so I walk with her to her door.. right when she opens the door we start kissing.. taking off our shoes etc.. shes still in her toga at this point, (I changed into normal clothes at the party when everyone started to leave), so she tells me shes going to go change out of it... I go downstairs in her house, drop off my bag and jacket etc.. and then start walking up to her room.. Just as I'm about to get to her room, she walks out of it wearing a zippered sweater and some "booty" shorts.. At this point, I'm just like.. dam.. how did I get so lucky, this girl is beautiful.. So we walk together down to her basement and then start making out on her couch. I unzip her sweater, and shes wearing some like corset that she bought during the day.. with her mom btw.. lmao... We continue kissing and stuff.. But then like.. during this whole time, I'm not even horny what so ever. I dunno what the fuck was wrong, but I just wasn't feeling it at all, which sounds fucking weird as hell because theres this amazing girl sitting right infront of me who she herself would probably lodge herself onto a fence post if I didn't do anything about it.. and I'm just not feeling it. I dunno what got into me.. because like before when I was making out with her the last few days, I wanted to freaking tear her clothes off.. but then now today, when she actually wanted to have sex, I was just like.. meh.. whatever. I told her this.. and we talked for a bit about it.. maybe it was a good idea we didn't have sex, because I don't want our relationship to only be about sex, and it did just truly start not even a week ago. Maybe its too early, I dunno.. I wasn't just going to have sex for the sake of having it.. If its our first time together, then I want to be feeling it..

I'll probably see her after she works tonight, I'll see how I feel about it then, because the last few lines I wrote could be totally changed.. haha

So feel free to point and laugh and say how the fuck couldn't I be in the mood with this girl throwing herself at me.. because I would probably do the same to you.

no man... im not going to... doesnt that just piss you off ?

have not been here for some time... and see some changes have occurred... again i'll be damned to read 16 pages. but where is mister Mexico ?

@ ig:
i beleave eddie murphy called that the pussy-trap...

Last edited by E1_ned (2008-02-02 12:20:16)

Good for you. Seriously now it's startin to piss me off this thread. Stop shoving it in everyone's face.

What the fuck am I doing here on a Sat night

bennisboy wrote:

And at LT, that jus happens somethimes, dont worry bout it, it's probably better you didnt sleep together yet as it is only like a week old. You want it to be proper before you do

Ya, thats what I was thinking..

Shes suppose to get her period soon though.. so then I'm going to have to wait another week after she does...

Oh well, I waited like how long for this girl, a week and a bit is not gonna hurt.

Mek-Izzle wrote:

Good for you. Seriously now it's startin to piss me off this thread. Stop shoving it in everyone's face.

What the fuck am I doing here on a Sat night

That was me about a year ago.. so don't worry about it.. expect I was probably working till like 12-1 am every single Saturday night.

So much has changed for me this year.. and I have so much more freedom then I use to. My mom found out I came home at 4:30 in the morning last night, and she didn't even care, she just told me to make my bed cause I washed the sheets earlier and to get to bed, I thought I was gonna get bitched at.. And now that I have my own truck and License, I can go anywhere I want to.

LT.Victim wrote:

I feel like a freaking idiot..

Last night.. I worked for like, 6 hours, I work in a kitchen and it was hell.

I got out an hour later then I expected and I was suppose to go to some Toga Party with Lindsey and a bunch of my other friends..

So I went home, got ready, made a toga etc.. and then went down to my friends house where the party was being hosted.. The time I got there, there was only like an hour or so left before everyone left. But at least I came at all..

So then after everyone leaves, I drive Lindsey home. I park my truck in her driveway, she asks if I'm coming in.. I want to of course, so I walk with her to her door.. right when she opens the door we start kissing.. taking off our shoes etc.. shes still in her toga at this point, (I changed into normal clothes at the party when everyone started to leave), so she tells me shes going to go change out of it... I go downstairs in her house, drop off my bag and jacket etc.. and then start walking up to her room.. Just as I'm about to get to her room, she walks out of it wearing a zippered sweater and some "booty" shorts.. At this point, I'm just like.. dam.. how did I get so lucky, this girl is beautiful.. So we walk together down to her basement and then start making out on her couch. I unzip her sweater, and shes wearing some like corset that she bought during the day.. with her mom btw.. lmao... We continue kissing and stuff.. But then like.. during this whole time, I'm not even horny what so ever. I dunno what the fuck was wrong, but I just wasn't feeling it at all, which sounds fucking weird as hell because theres this amazing girl sitting right infront of me who she herself would probably lodge herself onto a fence post if I didn't do anything about it.. and I'm just not feeling it. I dunno what got into me.. because like before when I was making out with her the last few days, I wanted to freaking tear her clothes off.. but then now today, when she actually wanted to have sex, I was just like.. meh.. whatever. I told her this.. and we talked for a bit about it.. maybe it was a good idea we didn't have sex, because I don't want our relationship to only be about sex, and it did just truly start not even a week ago. Maybe its too early, I dunno.. I wasn't just going to have sex for the sake of having it.. If its our first time together, then I want to be feeling it..

I'll probably see her after she works tonight, I'll see how I feel about it then, because the last few lines I wrote could be totally changed.. haha

So feel free to point and laugh and say how the fuck couldn't I be in the mood with this girl throwing herself at me.. because I would probably do the same to you.

Sounds like "delayed recoil",..

I won't "point and laugh", because I think it's fairly normal after all the trouble and the confusion. Also as far as I know of what's you've posted here, you're really not quite there yet.  You said, she said that as for now you were not her boyfriend and I think it's fairly reasonable to assume you want that sorted out first.

LT.Victim wrote:

E1_ned wrote:

you need a talk with your mama about oral sex...

I thought this was good..

Lindsey said this last night.. referring to oral sex..

"At least now I don't have to spit out my gum.."


Oh lulz..

I didn't quite get that.

LT.Victim wrote:

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

I thought this was good..

Lindsey said this last night.. referring to oral sex..

"At least now I don't have to spit out my gum.."


Oh lulz..

I didn't quite get that.

Fuck.. How can I keep this somewhat rated PG?

We were both chewing gum cause we were making out and stuff...

And if she was gonna go down on me, she would have spit out her gum.. If she didn't, she'd probably end up choking on it... (the gum guys.. ffs..)

nevermind.
EDIT: My English isn't perfect.

Last edited by Lieutenant_Jensen (2008-02-02 12:35:58)

So it's gonna be that kind of movie, eh?