nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6535|New Haven, CT
I vote Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba.
TheArkOfGod
Banned
+8|6986
that number is posts?...doubt it since 1 only have about a little over a page of threads I have comments on...well under 100 for sure.....still the tactic I expressed earlier probably won't work on a highschool chick they don't even know their way around a dick yet...just wait til you get older
nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6535|New Haven, CT

TheArkOfGod wrote:

that number is posts?...doubt it since 1 only have about a little over a page of threads I have comments on...well under 100 for sure.....still the tactic I expressed earlier probably won't work on a highschool chick they don't even know their way around a dick yet...just wait til you get older
It's days you have been registered here.

And is sex really the only important thing in a relationship?
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6774|British Columbia, Canada

nukchebi0 wrote:

I vote Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba.
na.. they look nothing like me and her..

Some male actress with Blue eyes, blonde hair.. and girl actress with Blonde Hair..
Lai
Member
+186|6362

LT.Victim wrote:

nukchebi0 wrote:

I vote Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba.
na.. they look nothing like me and her..

Some male actress with Blue eyes, blonde hair.. and girl actress with Blonde Hair..
I think Catherine Heigl would do for Lindsey, though she has more of a chubby kind of face. However I can't think of anyone else or rather I can but you'd have to make them half a century younger

As for you,.. well damn that Heath Ledger and his unfortunate timing.

(Sorry Lt., but now we'll just have to settle with Seagal I guess)

Edit: OMG with an aged, emotionles and overweight, not to mention talentless Seagal as the Lt.; those dirtbiking scenes in the snow are going to be so badass!

Last edited by Lai (2008-01-31 01:16:36)

Zilla
Killa of threads
+122|6852|7th level of hell

LT.Victim wrote:

nukchebi0 wrote:

I vote Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba.
na.. they look nothing like me and her..

Some male actress with Blue eyes, blonde hair.. and girl actress with Blonde Hair..
are you trying to say something Lt?


J/k Good Luck with the relationship man!

Last edited by Zilla (2008-01-31 01:18:26)

tthf
Member 5307
+210|6968|06-01

Zilla wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

nukchebi0 wrote:

I vote Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba.
na.. they look nothing like me and her..

Some male actress with Blue eyes, blonde hair.. and girl actress with Blonde Hair..
are you trying to say something Lt?


J/k Good Luck with the relationship man!
that made me lol....
nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6535|New Haven, CT

LT.Victim wrote:

nukchebi0 wrote:

I vote Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba.
na.. they look nothing like me and her..

Some male actress with Blue eyes, blonde hair.. and girl actress with Blonde Hair..
Pictures would help us cast you.
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6774|British Columbia, Canada

Lai wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

nukchebi0 wrote:

I vote Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba.
na.. they look nothing like me and her..

Some male actress with Blue eyes, blonde hair.. and girl actress with Blonde Hair..
I think Catherine Heigl would do for Lindsey, though she has more of a chubby kind of face. However I can't think of anyone else or rather I can but you'd have to make them half a century younger

As for you,.. well damn that Heath Ledger and his unfortunate timing.

(Sorry Lt., but now we'll just have to settle with Seagal I guess)
Lol...

These ppl are too old for us.. shes 18, I'm 17.. and we.. or at least I look pretty young for my age..

Wheres the young aspiring actresses when you need them?

zilla wrote:

(refeering to  "male actress")
are you trying to say something Lt?


J/k Good Luck with the relationship man!
When usually when ppl say "blonde hair blue eyes" they instantly think of a chick, not a guy.

This is me..

https://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/LTvictim/me.jpg

And hell if I'm posting another picture of Lindsey, she'll kill me..lulz
nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6535|New Haven, CT
Actually, Hayden Christensen somewhat does look like you. That actress named Hayden (whatever her stupid French last name is) as well, maybe she would work as well.
Zilla
Killa of threads
+122|6852|7th level of hell

I was commenting on the fact you said ACTRESS instead of ACTOR.
but really, just playing^. I'm happy for you both

Last edited by Zilla (2008-01-31 01:36:01)

LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6774|British Columbia, Canada

Zilla wrote:

I was commenting on the fact you said ACTRESS instead of ACTOR.
but really, just playing^. I'm happy for you both
oh.. whoops..

.. maybe I am a chick?


So who's gonna be the one that tells Lindsey shes a Lesbo?
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6774|British Columbia, Canada

Lai wrote:

OMG with an aged, emotionles and overweight, not to mention talentless Seagal as the Lt.; those dirtbiking scenes in the snow are going to be so badass![/i]
Lmfao...


VROoommm!!


https://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/LTvictim/SeagalLULZ.jpg


.. sorry, I had to.. And yes, thats me on that bike in the original picture.. lol
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6360|'straya

LT.Victim wrote:

Lai wrote:

OMG with an aged, emotionles and overweight, not to mention talentless Seagal as the Lt.; those dirtbiking scenes in the snow are going to be so badass![/i]
Lmfao...


VROoommm!!


http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/ … alLULZ.jpg


.. sorry, I had to.. And yes, thats me on that bike in the original picture.. lol
man wats ur bike? i just got a new KTM 250 (2 stroke) and its fkn awesome
Lai
Member
+186|6362

LT.Victim wrote:

These ppl are too old for us.. shes 18, I'm 17.. and we.. or at least I look pretty young for my age..

Wheres the young aspiring actresses when you need them?
You can easily make actresses and actors look younger. You don't want one that is really just 17/18 years old,.. it'll just turn out in a (3 stars tops) teen movie.

LT.Victim wrote:

So who's gonna be the one that tells Lindsey shes a Lesbo?
you since she's reading this

nukchebi0 wrote:

Actually, Hayden Christensen somewhat does look like you. That actress named Hayden (whatever her stupid French last name is) as well, maybe she would work as well.
"Panettiere"; the other (really) French actress "Eva Green" dyed blond and made a little younger would also do with better acting capabilities. Kidman or Stone would also do very well, pitty they ARE to old. I like Christian Bale as an actor, but he wouldn't be a good Lt. and frankly the same could be said of Bruce Willis. We could however cast Jackie Chan and focus on the Lt. dirtbiking.



But anyway: good thinking, though if you cast Christensen I fear that somewhere in the movie something like this will ruin the happiness:

USMarine: "Ryan,.. I AM your father!"
Lt.Victim: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|6895|West Yorkshire, U.K
Lol you have blonde hair red eyes
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6774|British Columbia, Canada

Little BaBy JESUS wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

Lai wrote:

OMG with an aged, emotionles and overweight, not to mention talentless Seagal as the Lt.; those dirtbiking scenes in the snow are going to be so badass![/i]
Lmfao...


VROoommm!!


http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/ … alLULZ.jpg


.. sorry, I had to.. And yes, thats me on that bike in the original picture.. lol
man wats ur bike? i just got a new KTM 250 (2 stroke) and its fkn awesome
That bike in that picture is actually my dads.. its a 2005 RMZ 450..

https://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/LTvictim/dirtbike1.jpg

The black one is his.. the blue one is mine..

https://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/LTvictim/dirtbike2.jpg

This is my bike a 2006 RMZ 450.. basically the same bike with different colors and a few minor changes.. Like my hot start is on the bar rather then down by the choke..

I won't be riding anytime soon though.. cause the snow is like over a foot deep where I normally ride..
Lai
Member
+186|6362
Hmmm,.. the more I think of, the more convinced I become that we shouldn't attract Hayden Christensen for the role of Lt.

https://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2943/bespinqo9.jpg
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6360|'straya

LT.Victim wrote:

Little BaBy JESUS wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:


Lmfao...


VROoommm!!


http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/ … alLULZ.jpg


.. sorry, I had to.. And yes, thats me on that bike in the original picture.. lol
man wats ur bike? i just got a new KTM 250 (2 stroke) and its fkn awesome
That bike in that picture is actually my dads.. its a 2005 RMZ 450..

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/ … tbike1.jpg

The black one is his.. the blue one is mine..

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/ … tbike2.jpg

This is my bike a 2006 RMZ 450.. basically the same bike with different colors and a few minor changes.. Like my hot start is on the bar rather then down by the choke..

I won't be riding anytime soon though.. cause the snow is like over a foot deep where I normally ride..
That sucks.

cool bikes.

i ride a KTM 250, my bro rides a KTM 450 and my dad rides a KTM 525.
he also has a DR 650.

and we all ride trials as well. (u know the sport where u ride over rocks and stuff lol... alot of ppl dont know it)
and we all have BETA 250's or 270's
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|6920|Charlie One Alpha
OMG I WAS IN THE QUOTE LINDSEY TOTALLY READ WHAT I WROTE

nukchebi0 wrote:

This would make millions in a movie. I vote we go ahead and write a script. Then other girlfriends can drag their boyfriends to watch it, and Lt. can get rich.
Trailer Time:

*shot of Ryan on his dirtbike*
Ryan was a normal guy...
*shot of lindsey laughing*
...who was in love with the perfect girl...
*shot of Lindsey with her old boyfriend*
... but she was already taken.
*shot of Ryan sitting in the rain looking up at the sky*
"WHYYYYYYYYYY"
So he called in the big guns.
*action montage of Ryan posting on BF2s, other people around the world helping him out, cars exploding, Lindsey dancing at her party, Ryan running through the snow in slow motion*
*BLACK SCREEN*
*Close-up of Ryan and Lindsey, almost kissing*
This is their story
*Fade to black*
*thumpthumpthump- sound*
THIS SUMMER...
HOT LOVE IN THE COLD SNOW
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6833|Little Bentcock
Rofl... Epic!
B.Schuss
I'm back, baby... ( sort of )
+664|7052|Cologne, Germany

if we pitch this to Disney, they'll make High School Musical 3 out of it for sure....

I am thinking Ryan Phillippe ( sic ) and, well, maybe Ashley Tisdale. But I haven't seen pics of Lindsey, so I can't tell wether they look alike.

https://princessandherpets.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/ashley-tisdale.jpg
Lai
Member
+186|6362

LaidBackNinja wrote:

*shot of Ryan on his dirtbike*
Ryan was a normal guy...
*shot of lindsey laughing*
...who was in love with the perfect girl...
*shot of Lindsey with her old boyfriend*
... but she was already taken.
*shot of Ryan sitting in the rain looking up at the sky*
"WHYYYYYYYYYY"
So he called in the big guns.
*action montage of Ryan posting on BF2s, other people around the world helping him out, cars exploding, Lindsey dancing at her party, Ryan running through the snow in slow motion*
*BLACK SCREEN*
*Close-up of Ryan and Lindsey, almost kissing*
This is their story
*Fade to black*
*thumpthumpthump- sound*
THIS SUMMER...
HOT LOVE IN THE COLD SNOW
Sorry LBN, but you do suck at directing. Even Uwe Boll adds more drama an depth to his personalities

Why don't we add a scene with fleeting pidgeons or don't they have pidgeons in Canada?
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|6920|Charlie One Alpha

Lai wrote:

LaidBackNinja wrote:

*shot of Ryan on his dirtbike*
Ryan was a normal guy...
*shot of lindsey laughing*
...who was in love with the perfect girl...
*shot of Lindsey with her old boyfriend*
... but she was already taken.
*shot of Ryan sitting in the rain looking up at the sky*
"WHYYYYYYYYYY"
So he called in the big guns.
*action montage of Ryan posting on BF2s, other people around the world helping him out, cars exploding, Lindsey dancing at her party, Ryan running through the snow in slow motion*
*BLACK SCREEN*
*Close-up of Ryan and Lindsey, almost kissing*
This is their story
*Fade to black*
*thumpthumpthump- sound*
THIS SUMMER...
HOT LOVE IN THE COLD SNOW
Sorry LBN, but you do suck at directing. Even Uwe Boll adds more drama an depth to his personalities

Why don't we add a scene with fleeting pidgeons or don't they have pidgeons in Canada?
...it's not a John Woo picture.

Oh and if you didn't get it... that was just a play on how every trailer is the same cliché stuff over and over again.

Last edited by LaidBackNinja (2008-01-31 08:10:01)

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Lai
Member
+186|6362
Hahaha,.. and I wasn't really blaming you a lack of talent.

But you made a point, what kind of movie IS it going to be?

1. Hollywood style
2. Bollywood style
3. French style
4. Hongkong style

We could mix the whole lot, but the Bollywood ingredients might pose a problem; we'd have Lindsey dancing and singing with a screaching voice, adorned with plastic metal-jewelry-look jingles and Ryan would have to wear his sunglasses even indoors and outside at night in the snow. Besides an elephant may be hard to come by in Canada.

And if we'd make the movie a "based upon" one rather than a "truely happened" one, we could add a blizzard, a new ice age, mutated polar bears from Greenland, dodgy Eskimo's on snowscooters, a Russian sub and some Nazi's; all to attract more public!

Last edited by Lai (2008-01-31 08:22:32)

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