ThaReaper
Banned
+410|6854
Yeah, I'm having girl problems too.
reaper_654
confused??
+36|6511|ohio,USA
Hey im in the same boat as you welcome aboad....
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,978|6847|949

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6836|London, England

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son.
https://www.brokeland.com/tracerhand/99problems.jpg

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+1,199|6737

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son.
a bitch ain't one
(or the lack thereof)
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6882

commandochristian wrote:

MrCookie wrote:

yay ryan!!!

edit: now i read the post lol... so u guys arent even doin IT???
tell me... wat were u guys doin in her bed then???
There's many things to do with a woman in bed besides sex....

Edit: I'm not listing them
Yeah, yeah, I know, you're not gonna list them.  But seriously, what else is there.  Even talking leads to sex.


OK, we need to move to Book II.  Lt. needs to fool around or Lindsey gets pregnant, so that the movie deal for Part II is guaranteed.






j/k
commandochristian
Honda - The Power of Dreams
+293|6627|Michigan, USA

lol, Book II will be the happy continuation of the story:
1.) They make things official and officially become boyfriend and girlfriend
2.) Many happy [insert plural period of time] pass

Then, maybe in this order, or backwards, or just one or the other:
a.) They get married!
b.) They have children!

Oh, this reminds me of the joke I saw in the best best joke thread:

PeoNinja wrote:

This virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
Lindsey
Mrs Lt.
+29|6167|Sexytime, British Columbia

commandochristian wrote:

lol, Book II will be the happy continuation of the story:
1.) They make things official and officially become boyfriend and girlfriend
2.) Many happy [insert plural period of time] pass

Then, maybe in this order, or backwards, or just one or the other:
a.) They get married!
b.) They have children!

Oh, this reminds me of the joke I saw in the best best joke thread:

PeoNinja wrote:

This virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
lulz i loves it..
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6777|British Columbia, Canada

Ilocano wrote:

commandochristian wrote:

MrCookie wrote:

yay ryan!!!

edit: now i read the post lol... so u guys arent even doin IT???
tell me... wat were u guys doin in her bed then???
There's many things to do with a woman in bed besides sex....

Edit: I'm not listing them
Yeah, yeah, I know, you're not gonna list them.  But seriously, what else is there.  Even talking leads to sex.

OK, we need to move to Book II.  Lt. needs to fool around or Lindsey gets pregnant, so that the movie deal for Part II is guaranteed.
Uh.. theres stuff... We were going to have sex, I was down, she was down.. well she was but she thinks its moving too fast.. But I understand, So I'm trying to slow it down, not that shes making it easy. Lulz..


And about getting her pregnant.. Fuck no, I wouldn't think of having sex without a condom.. and if that fails, theres always the day after pill..

Both of our parents would freak if she got pregnant.. They don't care what we do, just as long as we are being safe and responsible..
Lindsey
Mrs Lt.
+29|6167|Sexytime, British Columbia
.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
hey sexy..lulz

®ýªñ says:
Hey

(....small talk.....)

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
LaidBackNinja wrote:
Why were you half naked?

Cause uh.. we're horny little shits?

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
haha, so true

®ýªñ says:
haha..

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
another haha..
.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
..LT.Victim, this is totally your very own story with its perfect fantasy happy ending!  You should totally tell this to your kids whenever you get around to having them in your lifetime   ..."and that is how I met your mother!"

®ýªñ says:


®ýªñ says:
It is an awesome story though isn't it?

®ýªñ says:
I"m glad I got it all written down

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
lol..yeh

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
/silence




clap




clap



clap

clap

clap
clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap

/everyone joins in

/Ryan and Lindsey kiss and everyone cheers

/ending

/publish this as a book and make millions

®ýªñ says:
Lol..

®ýªñ says:
I love the people there.. some of them can make my day

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
indeed

..(watch video on u-tube)


.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
zomg bouncy balls..lulz

®ýªñ says:
Its fucking awesome

®ýªñ says:
The video is what makes me love the song so much

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
nice

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
so..what makes you love me so much, lulz

®ýªñ says:
I was actually thinking about that when I was getting driven home

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
did you come to a conclusion?

®ýªñ says:
I started to, but then I was like.. OH HEY IS DAT SNOW?!?

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
lol

®ýªñ says:
But srsly.. like.. what I love about you is theres nothing I don't like about you

®ýªñ says:
Like, actually.. I cannot think of one thing I don't like

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
theres gotta b sumthing that bugs you

®ýªñ says:
Not really

®ýªñ says:
I love you hair, your eyes, your face, your body.. oh lulz.. your Personality, your parents, your.. like everything

®ýªñ says:
Sure, maybe I don't like it that you are sometimes a little rough kissing, but I have fun, and I'd rather have someone like that then someone who just sit there

®ýªñ says:
And I like how I can just talk to you, and joke around, we really have too much fun

®ýªñ says:
And I'm comfortable with you

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
>>>®ýªñ says: Sure, maybe I don't like it that you are sometimes a little rough kissing,
.hahaha.

®ýªñ says:
But like, that doesn't really bug me

®ýªñ says:
because, I think its kinda awesome

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
oh lulz

®ýªñ says:
I could really get into it

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
I'm really comfortable with you2

®ýªñ says:
Like, I'm usually really nervous around girls and stuff.. I've been that way all my life, but I'm not with you
.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
and i love that you could get into it..lulz >>>®ýªñ says: I could really get into it

®ýªñ says:
I could

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
i just feel good when im with you.."holding me tight, where ever.."

®ýªñ says:
Ya.. it feels right
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6777|British Columbia, Canada
.. and she asked if she could post that.. Its usually the other way around.. lol
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6695|Somewhere else

Jesus, after reading that I had to spike a baby to balance out the extreme amounts of cutesy cuddle vibe here.

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2008-01-30 23:15:22)

Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6363|'straya

RoosterCantrell wrote:

Jesus, after reading that I had to spike a baby to balance out the extreme amounts of cutesy cuddle vibe here.

haha so true. all this love/cute shit is making me wanna go watch a violent movie.


I=sick of all that sort of stuff.

so its nice to hear at least someone is getting it good ;D
B.Schuss
I'm back, baby... ( sort of )
+664|7056|Cologne, Germany

commandochristian wrote:

MrCookie wrote:

yay ryan!!!

edit: now i read the post lol... so u guys arent even doin IT???
tell me... wat were u guys doin in her bed then???
There's many things to do with a woman in bed besides sex....

Edit: I'm not listing them
BLASPHEMY !!




LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6777|British Columbia, Canada

Little BaBy JESUS wrote:

RoosterCantrell wrote:

Jesus, after reading that I had to spike a baby to balance out the extreme amounts of cutesy cuddle vibe here.

haha so true. all this love/cute shit is making me wanna go watch a violent movie.


I=sick of all that sort of stuff.

so its nice to hear at least someone is getting it good ;D
Haha ya.. I'm actually soo happy right now, you don't even know..

Like a year ago, I would never think my life would be anything like this.. even a month ago really... 2008 has just only started, and so far, I'm loving every moment of it.

So far this year..

I've gotten a New Dirt bike.. A new Trailer, New Generator.. and a girl, and like, everyone single one of those is awesome, especially the last one
B.Schuss
I'm back, baby... ( sort of )
+664|7056|Cologne, Germany

ThaReaper wrote:

Yeah, I'm having girl problems too.
open a new thread. I'm down...
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6836|Gold coast, Aus.
This thread is making me smile. God damn it you guys. Cut this shit out

Last edited by gene_pool (2008-01-30 23:48:55)

B.Schuss
I'm back, baby... ( sort of )
+664|7056|Cologne, Germany

LT.Victim wrote:

.. and she asked if she could post that.. Its usually the other way around.. lol
...can't stand.....too many.... feelings.....need chainsaw.....*arghh*
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6777|British Columbia, Canada

B.Schuss wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

.. and she asked if she could post that.. Its usually the other way around.. lol
...can't stand.....too many.... feelings.....need chainsaw.....*arghh*
Ready for more?

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
when you want our anniversary to be..lol..thats whens we can make it official

®ýªñ says:
Ya.. I was like thinking the same thing

®ýªñ says:
I actually wrote the 28th down on paper..

®ýªñ says:
cause thats when our "first" kiss was

.: ŁiиdSеY.. my party was a sexytime! says:
awe...

Last edited by LT.Victim (2008-01-31 00:01:20)

TheArkOfGod
Banned
+8|6990
so did you fuck her yet?
nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6539|New Haven, CT
This would make millions in a movie. I vote we go ahead and write a script. Then other girlfriends can drag their boyfriends to watch it, and Lt. can get rich.
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6777|British Columbia, Canada

nukchebi0 wrote:

This would make millions in a movie. I vote we go ahead and write a script. Then other girlfriends can drag their boyfriends to watch it, and Lt. can get rich.
Eh.. if someone wants to write a script and pitch it, go for it.. Just make sure you credit me and I get some of the money

I ain't gonna do it.. cause I'm the one living it.. lulz
tthf
Member 5307
+210|6972|06-01
the wonders of young love....
HSG
Member
+23|6689|British Columbia, Canada
LoL
Lai
Member
+186|6366
it's evident you and Lindsey won't be starring yourselves in the upcoming New Line blockbuster, so who are we going to cast?

Last edited by liquidat0r (2008-02-01 07:54:05)

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