Make it into a couple smaller nukes....
Then decide the places I will hit
Then decide the places I will hit
sell it.. buy a new rig
I'd detonate it in space, because they look beautiful in space when you do it.
Or stick it up tehrans ass.
Or stick it up tehrans ass.
Give it to Hans Blix with a card: "I'm so sorry you didn't find any, here's one to compensate"
No, I'd have no idea what to do with it. If the uranium had any use in the energy market (probably not), I'd sell it to a power plant for the price of free electricity for the rest of my life.
No, I'd have no idea what to do with it. If the uranium had any use in the energy market (probably not), I'd sell it to a power plant for the price of free electricity for the rest of my life.
I need around tree fiddy.
Its highly enriched uranium you dolt, or plutonium!If the uranium had any use in the energy market (probably not), I'd sell it to a power plant for the price of free electricity for the rest of my life.
Please nobody ever give DonFck a nuclear weapon, better blunt all his pencils too.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Move to Italy > aim nuke at Canada > launch > watch on TV while relaxing in a coastal village.
nuke Austria for max, nuke swedes for stef10 and nuke Albanians
But on a more serious note probably dismantle it
But on a more serious note probably dismantle it
It's funny how a click of an "Edit" can make everything go away.Dilbert_X wrote:
Its highly enriched uranium you dolt, or plutonium!If the uranium had any use in the energy market (probably not), I'd sell it to a power plant for the price of free electricity for the rest of my life.
Please nobody ever give DonFck a nuclear weapon, better blunt all his pencils too.
I need around tree fiddy.
Yeah, for everyone else DonFck thought nukes were made from DEPLETED Uranium.....It's funny how a click of an "Edit" can make everything go away.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Right, are you going to rub this in many times now, or are we done? Sheesh, one time I post too fast without reading what I wrote, and this is the outcome. Guess it had to happen somewhere along the road of 5029 posts.Dilbert_X wrote:
Yeah, for everyone else DonFck thought nukes were made from DEPLETED Uranium.....It's funny how a click of an "Edit" can make everything go away.
*runs off to read on nuclear physics*
I need around tree fiddy.
Sell it to Hamas.
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Get a terrorist to strap himself to the missile, launch it at the White House, and watch the news articles about the new generation of suicide bombers.
you are all terrorists!
inb4NSAscansthisthreadandknocksonyourdoors
inb4NSAscansthisthreadandknocksonyourdoors
Westboro cocksuckers?Jepeto87 wrote:
Good bye crazed Christians, you know the ones im talking about.
If so good choice
Also i'd either sell it or wire it to my vitals
hmmmm, i suppose i would train it on the next meeting of the Bilderberg group. (lol, i am totally getting abducted by the CIA, jus watch).
Hmm. Probably best post so far.Turquoise wrote:
Hand it over to South Korea. Then, I'd explain to the U.S. government that we don't need to keep our troops there for much longer.
No neither would I - the Terrorist organisation I would sell it to must have a GENUINE AND VALID REASON FOR WANTING ITkn0ckahh wrote:
exactly my thoughts, but I wouldn't sell it to some terrorist.LaidBackNinja wrote:
Sell it, of course.
You forgot London...Mek-Izzle wrote:
Mecca/Jerusalem/Hollywood etc..
Then detonate it?unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Give it to the US Gov't.
Sell it to the highest bidder with the requirement of a quick "heads up" when the plan's in motion.
nuke osama bin laden
north korea
no really
no really
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Fire it at Bernadictus' house probably. Actually no that would be too quick of a death.