I'm back bitches, ready to spit. Gimme a min
Last edited by Simon (2008-01-12 15:03:51)
I come here to get a little relief but all I get is racial grief.
quote: black militant guy-
quote: black militant guy-
you think ur tearin this shit downnaightknifar wrote:
Talent, you aint got jack.Canadianloser wrote:
oh shit i'm here, what did i miss?
i was out takin a piss, lol nice lisp
you talk like 'thith' and you commin in fifth..
...BILLIONTH place in every race
what race? the black race!
you aint black, look at ur trousers
they are as anti-black as the kkk
when they were cheering against the twin towers
while u sittin around all day
mindin everyone elses business
well guess what home boy
u got as much talent as water does fizness
now get off your knees from blowin that blow-up toy
One thing your missing, while typing that shit is a spoonful of talent - not even a bit.
You suck more than Raphi at pulling a bird, or someone with Laxatives having a turd.
Just turn around, and walk away.
Before you make a fool of yourself and get blown away.
Canadian Loser, It speaks the truth, i bet you think you got - a golden front tooth.
You bling'd up, bonged up, or blacked up mate?
all i see, is a lonely white teen... who can't get a date.
and makin me put on a frown?
well check again knifar
dont make me give you a scar
i'll drop you like the a-bomb on hiroshima
all u can get is a girl with bulimia
so why dont you go ask someone for advice on getting a real date
all you have to do is walk up the basement stairs and go ask your mom's mate
you may have heard of him, people call him C-L
and he always gives everyone a big L-O-L
yeah thats right im railing your mum
she likes me to stick my black cock up her bum
call me unoriginal and try to give a lame come back
but its less occurring than saying you aint got jack, Jack.
I thought obvious joke was obvious?
Why you causing a fuss
5 pages on and you're quoting me
I'll be who I want to be
Eminem, Tupac
Change the track
Why you causing a fuss
5 pages on and you're quoting me
I'll be who I want to be
Eminem, Tupac
Change the track
Oh god how embarresing, he's bringing in mum - And mentioning his maggot, up her own bum.Canadianloser wrote:
you think ur tearin this shit downnaightknifar wrote:
Talent, you aint got jack.Canadianloser wrote:
oh shit i'm here, what did i miss?
i was out takin a piss, lol nice lisp
you talk like 'thith' and you commin in fifth..
...BILLIONTH place in every race
what race? the black race!
you aint black, look at ur trousers
they are as anti-black as the kkk
when they were cheering against the twin towers
while u sittin around all day
mindin everyone elses business
well guess what home boy
u got as much talent as water does fizness
now get off your knees from blowin that blow-up toy
One thing your missing, while typing that shit is a spoonful of talent - not even a bit.
You suck more than Raphi at pulling a bird, or someone with Laxatives having a turd.
Just turn around, and walk away.
Before you make a fool of yourself and get blown away.
Canadian Loser, It speaks the truth, i bet you think you got - a golden front tooth.
You bling'd up, bonged up, or blacked up mate?
all i see, is a lonely white teen... who can't get a date.
and makin me put on a frown?
well check again knifar
dont make me give you a scar
i'll drop you like the a-bomb on hiroshima
all u can get is a girl with bulimia
so why dont you go ask someone for advice on getting a real date
all you have to do is walk up the basement stairs and go ask your mom's mate
you may have heard of him, people call him C-L
and he always gives everyone a big L-O-L
yeah thats right im railing your mum
she likes me to stick my black cock up her bum
call me unoriginal and try to give a lame come back
but its less occurring than saying you aint got jack, Jack.
You're classic comic relief, in the heat of the thread - So do us a favour and piss off to bed.
Have some sweet dreams and don't worry your had - over what goes on here, and this fucking epic thread.
Last edited by naightknifar (2008-01-12 15:17:47)
you must be late, we've been over this matenaightknifar wrote:
Oh god how embarresing, he's bringing in mum - And mentioning his maggot, up her own bum.Canadianloser wrote:
you think ur tearin this shit downnaightknifar wrote:
Talent, you aint got jack.
One thing your missing, while typing that shit is a spoonful of talent - not even a bit.
You suck more than Raphi at pulling a bird, or someone with Laxatives having a turd.
Just turn around, and walk away.
Before you make a fool of yourself and get blown away.
Canadian Loser, It speaks the truth, i bet you think you got - a golden front tooth.
You bling'd up, bonged up, or blacked up mate?
all i see, is a lonely white teen... who can't get a date.
and makin me put on a frown?
well check again knifar
dont make me give you a scar
i'll drop you like the a-bomb on hiroshima
all u can get is a girl with bulimia
so why dont you go ask someone for advice on getting a real date
all you have to do is walk up the basement stairs and go ask your mom's mate
you may have heard of him, people call him C-L
and he always gives everyone a big L-O-L
yeah thats right im railing your mum
she likes me to stick my black cock up her bum
call me unoriginal and try to give a lame come back
but its less occurring than saying you aint got jack, Jack.
You're classic comic relief, in the heat of the thread - So do us a favour and piss off to bed.
Have some sweet dreams and don't worry your had - over what goes on here, and this fucking epic thread.
you try to tell me to go to bed
but instead of insulting me you refer to the thread
did you think it was over? that you had won or that it is your time?
you're mistaken, the last time you won was the last time you made a good rhyme
lets remember when you did that - how unforunate I can't
you're like a spreading mold
annoying and ugly - by the way did you really have to bold?
did you think everybody would miss what you said and make you feel like ur in the cold?
no worries, not everybody is your parents
but do them a favour - move out and get some common sense
in fact, do us all a favour
go pay a visit to the saviour
Haha, 9 hours passdjphetal wrote:
First, I don't know that "hollow" is an attackSimon wrote:
Followed your link a few posts below (Yeah, now I realise its above )
Your in a band and your bars are still hollow
Damn, you should get practicing
Considering my rhymes are still boggling
Man, In this rap shit I'm on my own
Yet I'm still killin you, ready to give you your gravestone
Wrote on it, this kid lost the rap race, he's a disgrace.
Your lyrics leave no trace, they misplaced?
Seems like it, especially when you're bringing nations into the mix
What you laughing at? Half your country it populated by inbred hicks.
Bennis, I'm callin you up to defend the UK, the United Kingdom
Phetal thinks hes all that comin from Harlem
No mate, your just fuckin scum.
Everyone knows Mayweather's as light as a feather
All I gotta do is give him a blister, that fuckin bender
Your country, your people, your cities, and you have nothing on me or anyone else
Now stop chatting shit and get the fuck out.
Unless you're simon and you like your fudge packed
damn right son, you are on your own
ain't got no contacts in that cellular phone
son, my lyrics are here, just over your head.
6 feet over, actually, cuz you're dead.
You musta misheard, I said nothin' 'bout a fighter,
Mayflower was a boat, oh, and Hatton was lighter.
so man, step back with your generic rhymes, take some time and find your own lines. OUT.
And you manage to pull that shit out of your ass?
Hmm.. where shall I Start, so much shit to say, I aint got all day
Ite', first off your grammar's all over the place
You too busy looking at my rhymes, trying to keep up with the pace?
Don't chat about contacts, looks like you need some
Looking at your lryics all I see is ho-hum
You've got the nerve to tell me to get some better bars?
Mate, when you try to read mine you're in stars
Whilst your all confused and bemuzed, I'm fuckin amused.
You've still got no reply when I cuss your nation
Just guessing your Asian (Don't take this seriously any Asians out there )
Considering you have no pride for your ends
These bars I could extend
Cba to waste my time on you
This is the fucking end.
Last edited by Simon (2008-01-12 15:36:05)
Facking PROO Siii FTW!!! Back up back up step back. you dirty motherfucken shat... bfore i pop a 3cap in tha back of ya kneecaps brap
Reppin SE boii
Reppin SE boii
Yo I'm hear to drop another bombshell
I'm more lyrically agile than a gazelle
While you rap like u got jus 1 brain cell
Your english is less coherent than a spannish man named miguel
If this was the animal kingdom I'd be the biggest of the big five
While the verbs that I spit are more elegant than a swallow dive
I'm so talented you'll wonder why you even bother to stay alive
I'll breeze past you like a forehand drive
I'm more lyrically agile than a gazelle
While you rap like u got jus 1 brain cell
Your english is less coherent than a spannish man named miguel
If this was the animal kingdom I'd be the biggest of the big five
While the verbs that I spit are more elegant than a swallow dive
I'm so talented you'll wonder why you even bother to stay alive
I'll breeze past you like a forehand drive
Last edited by bennisboy (2008-01-12 15:43:25)
Oh fucking win thread!! Im playing.
Yo.... Mitch up in this bitch!
Representin........ BF2S...
Yo... here we go... here we go... here we go.
Im a walkin holiday, my nickname is Mitch-a-ween,
i kick some dope rhymes while im collectin my green
i got my crush on, my rush on, i love this game
yo your mouth taste like shit when you mention my name
got my ice hangin out like like a key on a kite
i roll on dubs though yo city baby noon through night
dont call me an M.C., though i love to rap,
and dont call me a killer when i bust a cap,
dont look at these fake niggas, they're guns they tote,
shit i bet if they could, they'd put spinners on a boat.
im not like that, i'de rather stay low-key,
cause most bitches never met, a nigga like me, i walk free, so shut. the fuck up, forever, before i pull your girl fast as a free cash lever.
--i can do more if you guys like that
Yo.... Mitch up in this bitch!
Representin........ BF2S...
Yo... here we go... here we go... here we go.
Im a walkin holiday, my nickname is Mitch-a-ween,
i kick some dope rhymes while im collectin my green
i got my crush on, my rush on, i love this game
yo your mouth taste like shit when you mention my name
got my ice hangin out like like a key on a kite
i roll on dubs though yo city baby noon through night
dont call me an M.C., though i love to rap,
and dont call me a killer when i bust a cap,
dont look at these fake niggas, they're guns they tote,
shit i bet if they could, they'd put spinners on a boat.
im not like that, i'de rather stay low-key,
cause most bitches never met, a nigga like me, i walk free, so shut. the fuck up, forever, before i pull your girl fast as a free cash lever.
--i can do more if you guys like that
15 more years! 15 more years!
decent, although I know nothing about rapping I think it needs more 'flow'Mitch wrote:
Oh fucking win thread!! Im playing.
Yo.... Mitch up in this bitch!
Representin........ BF2S...
Yo... here we go... here we go... here we go.
Im a walkin holiday, my nickname is Mitch-a-ween,
i kick some dope rhymes while im collectin my green
i got my crush on, my rush on, i love this game
yo your mouth taste like shit when you mention my name
got my ice hangin out like like a key on a kite
i roll on dubs though yo city baby noon through night
dont call me an M.C., though i love to rap,
and dont call me a killer when i bust a cap,
dont look at these fake niggas, they're guns they tote,
shit i bet if they could, they'd put spinners on a boat.
im not like that, i'de rather stay low-key,
cause most bitches never met, a nigga like me, i walk free, so shut. the fuck up, forever, before i pull your girl fast as a free cash lever.
--i can do more if you guys like that
Last edited by Simon (2008-01-12 16:00:50)
nigga just tryin ta live
like a nigga supposed to live
if i still drank that malt liquor
id pour da beer
on the ground fo niggas not around
i started off starvin
now they got me out here brett farvin
tryin to see if i still got it got it
i guess thats like the right thing about it bout it
like a nigga supposed to live
if i still drank that malt liquor
id pour da beer
on the ground fo niggas not around
i started off starvin
now they got me out here brett farvin
tryin to see if i still got it got it
i guess thats like the right thing about it bout it
thanks, its really hard to feel a flow when your just reading the lyrics, i wish i could sing it out for you guys but it would sound faggy. though i might... i just might..Simon wrote:
decent, although I know nothing about rapping I think it needs more 'flow'Mitch wrote:
Oh fucking win thread!! Im playing.
Yo.... Mitch up in this bitch!
Representin........ BF2S...
Yo... here we go... here we go... here we go.
Im a walkin holiday, my nickname is Mitch-a-ween,
i kick some dope rhymes while im collectin my green
i got my crush on, my rush on, i love this game
yo your mouth taste like shit when you mention my name
got my ice hangin out like like a key on a kite
i roll on dubs though yo city baby noon through night
dont call me an M.C., though i love to rap,
and dont call me a killer when i bust a cap,
dont look at these fake niggas, they're guns they tote,
shit i bet if they could, they'd put spinners on a boat.
im not like that, i'de rather stay low-key,
cause most bitches never met, a nigga like me, i walk free, so shut. the fuck up, forever, before i pull your girl fast as a free cash lever.
--i can do more if you guys like that
15 more years! 15 more years!
Those made me lol so bad, n yeah I know the first line isnt part of your rhyme, it jus made me lolMitch wrote:
Oh fucking win thread!! Im playing.
Im a walkin holiday, my nickname is Mitch-a-ween,
dont worry. i definitely could see that being a song. better than a lot of that mainstream crap.Mitch wrote:
thanks, its really hard to feel a flow when your just reading the lyrics, i wish i could sing it out for you guys but it would sound faggy. though i might... i just might..Simon wrote:
decent, although I know nothing about rapping I think it needs more 'flow'Mitch wrote:
Oh fucking win thread!! Im playing.
Yo.... Mitch up in this bitch!
Representin........ BF2S...
Yo... here we go... here we go... here we go.
Im a walkin holiday, my nickname is Mitch-a-ween,
i kick some dope rhymes while im collectin my green
i got my crush on, my rush on, i love this game
yo your mouth taste like shit when you mention my name
got my ice hangin out like like a key on a kite
i roll on dubs though yo city baby noon through night
dont call me an M.C., though i love to rap,
and dont call me a killer when i bust a cap,
dont look at these fake niggas, they're guns they tote,
shit i bet if they could, they'd put spinners on a boat.
im not like that, i'de rather stay low-key,
cause most bitches never met, a nigga like me, i walk free, so shut. the fuck up, forever, before i pull your girl fast as a free cash lever.
--i can do more if you guys like that
You chat so much breezeig wrote:
nigga just tryin ta live
like a nigga supposed to live
if i still drank that malt liquor
id pour da beer
on the ground fo niggas not around
i started off starvin
now they got me out here brett farvin
tryin to see if i still got it got it
i guess thats like the right thing about it bout it
I thought I was in a hurricane
I'll beat that with ease
I give your ears more ecstasy the when you pop Es
You think your the big dog
But your stuck down like you wander into a bog
Ah look there I shoot by you
Accelerating with my puma shoe
Best not lose your grip cos I'm circling like a shark
My rhymes are like gettin on noah's ark
They come two by two
I'll bust you up with my verbal kung fu
Simon, Simon, I bust your cousin's hymenSimon wrote:
Haha, 9 hours pass
And you manage to pull that shit out of your ass?
Hmm.. where shall I Start, so much shit to say, I aint got all day
Ite', first off your grammar's all over the place
You too busy looking at my rhymes, trying to keep up with the pace?
Don't chat about contacts, looks like you need some
Looking at your lryics all I see is ho-hum
You've got the nerve to tell me to get some better bars?
Mate, when you try to read mine you're in stars
Whilst your all confused and bemuzed, I'm fuckin amused.
You've still got no reply when I cuss your nation
Just guessing your Asian (Don't take this seriously any Asians out there )
Considering you have no pride for your ends
These bars I could extend
Cba to waste my time on you
This is the fucking end.
In the time which your rhyme so explicitly defines.
I got contacts son, one in each eye,
And I see clearly that Simon's GONNA DIE! (WHAT!)
I damn well replied to your national Dis
You said somethin' like "Mayweather is shit!"
And I countered back that Hatton was worse
So start fuckin' payin' attention to my verse.
Haha here i recorded it for you guys. Enjoy (<- I hope).ig wrote:
dont worry. i definitely could see that being a song. better than a lot of that mainstream crap.Mitch wrote:
thanks, its really hard to feel a flow when your just reading the lyrics, i wish i could sing it out for you guys but it would sound faggy. though i might... i just might..Simon wrote:
decent, although I know nothing about rapping I think it needs more 'flow'
15 more years! 15 more years!
GANGGGSTAAAAAA!Mitch wrote:
Haha here i recorded it for you guys. Enjoy (<- I hope).ig wrote:
dont worry. i definitely could see that being a song. better than a lot of that mainstream crap.Mitch wrote:
thanks, its really hard to feel a flow when your just reading the lyrics, i wish i could sing it out for you guys but it would sound faggy. though i might... i just might..
!djphetal wrote:
GANGGGSTAAAAAA!Mitch wrote:
Haha here i recorded it for you guys. Enjoy (<- I hope).ig wrote:
dont worry. i definitely could see that being a song. better than a lot of that mainstream crap.
15 more years! 15 more years!
here's one I jus came up with in the shower. Kinda like a story
I sat inside and I schemed and I schemed
Jus kept goin like a manical fiend
Until some higher forces intervened
Up to an alien ship I was beamed
Was is a space ship or just a UFO
Hell I dont even care cos I dont even know
I look out the window n see the whole globe
Ah shit, there it is, an anal probe
What the fuck he's jus a huge head
He called me the rain man, cos I rain down verbal hot lead.
Leave u struggling for breath as the verbs go over your head
What happened next? I dont know what he said
I was back on earth
For what its worth
So I staggered home like a miss-lead pisshead
And walked along a cliff's edge
Knocking rhymes out till my fists bled
Got home, n went to bed
I sat inside and I schemed and I schemed
Jus kept goin like a manical fiend
Until some higher forces intervened
Up to an alien ship I was beamed
Was is a space ship or just a UFO
Hell I dont even care cos I dont even know
I look out the window n see the whole globe
Ah shit, there it is, an anal probe
What the fuck he's jus a huge head
He called me the rain man, cos I rain down verbal hot lead.
Leave u struggling for breath as the verbs go over your head
What happened next? I dont know what he said
I was back on earth
For what its worth
So I staggered home like a miss-lead pisshead
And walked along a cliff's edge
Knocking rhymes out till my fists bled
Got home, n went to bed
Last edited by bennisboy (2008-01-13 05:12:31)
Nice Penisboy
cheersjord wrote:
Nice Penisboy
erm...
erm...
penisjord
You guys are like Samfink
You need to learn how to think
Start having battles
quit playing with your rattles.
If I may be so bold
This story shit is old
So start insulting each other
Before I fuck your Mother.
You need to learn how to think
Start having battles
quit playing with your rattles.
If I may be so bold
This story shit is old
So start insulting each other
Before I fuck your Mother.
Word.