Vub
The Power of Two
+188|6712|Sydney, Australia
The chances are very low especially considering you didn't go all the way, why? Read on... (tame version, all you adults use your imagination)

During normal intercourse (for the point of conceiving) billions of sperm cells are delivered into the female subject. Now, the fluids which sustain your DNA are basic in nature, however inside the female the environment is very acidic, which is a natural defense mechanism to stop microflora and microbes from colonising that area. This means almost a third of your sperm cells are dead before they manage to enter the uterus. Now, from there onwards, they need to make a very long journey (a day or two) into the Fallopian tubes to rendezvous with the ova. Remember they have a very limited sugar supply to keep them going; they're swimming in the dark; millions of lymphocytes (your body's defense cells) attack them along the way and a huge proportion of your sperm is initially mutated (eg. having more than one tail, or no genetic material etc.).

Now, let's say your sperm does rendezvous with the egg and it begins to divide, a large proportion of embryos miscarriage because there is something wrong in the cell division or some part of the embryo has not developed.

And these are the odds if you are trying to conceive.

Now, you said you didn't go all the way, which means your chances are even worse for conceiving. And one more thing, just because a girl has a delayed period, or even missed a period for that matter, doesn't mean she is pregnant, many environmental factors can cause it, for example food, nutrition, stress etc.

So yeah, if you're really worried, get a pregnancy test done (wait awhile, see if she misses a period).
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6447|NSW, Australia

punch her in the stomach really hard

a girl that went to a highschool near my house got really drunk and fell onto a doorknob, killing her baby

she wont even know, it will probably come out with the next period or she will pee it out (or something) a mate of mines mother had a miscarriage and she said she didnt know it came out until she went to the doctor for a check and he said there was no baby

Last edited by Nappy (2008-01-11 23:48:23)

GuliblGuy
Zulu son, what!?!
+79|7003|Anaheim, CA

17 days is nothing, if she goes past 30 then start worrying.
[email protected]
Member
+28|6442
Punch her in the vagina. It's her fault for having a twat.
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|6788|Portland, OR, USA
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8thward
Member
+2|6424|New Orleans,La
we only screwed for like 1 minute.... because I didn't want to get her pregnant

Right
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6348|North Tonawanda, NY

Nappy wrote:

punch her in the stomach really hard

a girl that went to a highschool near my house got really drunk and fell onto a doorknob, killing her baby

she wont even know, it will probably come out with the next period or she will pee it out (or something) a mate of mines mother had a miscarriage and she said she didnt know it came out until she went to the doctor for a check and he said there was no baby
Now there is some well thought out advice!

Have sex with no condom, then punch her really hard!  Because it worked for the girl who was drunk while pregnant.  There is a shining example of responsibility.

Are you some kind of moron?

At the OP:  I had a condom break once.  Those were the longest 3 weeks of my (and my girlfriend's) life.  Don't panic.  Have her do a pregnancy test if she is late by like 2 weeks.  Keep in mind: If she is stressed out, it can delay her period.
Nordemus
BC2 plat: CG, GL, M60, Mortar, Knife
+60|6215

HurricaИe wrote:

Enjoy your new child!
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6447|NSW, Australia

umm yeh because im actually serious buddy, cant you see sarcasm when you read it
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6798|the dank(super) side of Oregon
punch her in the tummy, then throw her down a moderate flight of stairs.
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6217|The Mitten

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

Man...I need to pray hard everyday
I'm sorry, this angers me to no end. Who are you praying to? Dionysus? Aphrodite?

Anyway, on to some (hopefully) useful ideas... Own up to it. If it's there, be there. If not, take this as a lesson and either a) Don't have sex; or b) use protection.




We all make mistakes at one point in our life. Only the idiots repeat them.
EE (hats
Rubix-Cubes
Member
+123|6873|UK
very un-likley fella, has she missed a period, and how old are you.

and good luck mate
Raphi
Banned
+354|6476|Basel, Switzerland
How old are you?
Vub
The Power of Two
+188|6712|Sydney, Australia

Morpheus1229 wrote:

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

Man...I need to pray hard everyday
I'm sorry, this angers me to no end. Who are you praying to? Dionysus? Aphrodite?

Anyway, on to some (hopefully) useful ideas... Own up to it. If it's there, be there. If not, take this as a lesson and either a) Don't have sex; or b) use protection.




We all make mistakes at one point in our life. Only the idiots repeat them.
Praying to God, some people are religious, please be tolerant of that. They don't go around telling you all the time what an idiot you are for being atheist.
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6348|North Tonawanda, NY

Vub wrote:

Praying to God, some people are religious, please be tolerant of that. They don't go around telling you all the time what an idiot you are for being atheist.
Its probably more that he is praying that she is not pregnant, when god is used as a method of pushing pro-life agendas.
d4rkph03n1x
Member
+131|6967

ig wrote:

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

i feel so fu*ked ...
it's probably ok man. in high school, i fucked some chick at her party (with a condom mind you), and then i got a message like a month later when i was on vacation in the keys. it was that girl saying that she was pregnant, and i was the dad. needless to say it, it ruined my fucking vacation. i couldn't stop thinking about it the whole time. i finally called her when i got home (hadn't talked to her since that night) and found out that she wasn't pregnant. stupid bitch just wanted attention or something. anyways, keep your head up man.
rofl. I recently came inside a girl, we had to go get the morning after pill. $30 later, I still want to root her, no condom.
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6217|The Mitten

Vub wrote:

Morpheus1229 wrote:

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

Man...I need to pray hard everyday
I'm sorry, this angers me to no end. Who are you praying to? Dionysus? Aphrodite?

Anyway, on to some (hopefully) useful ideas... Own up to it. If it's there, be there. If not, take this as a lesson and either a) Don't have sex; or b) use protection.




We all make mistakes at one point in our life. Only the idiots repeat them.
Praying to God, some people are religious, please be tolerant of that. They don't go around telling you all the time what an idiot you are for being atheist.
I'm sorry, that came out entirely wrong. I am not an atheist. It just seems that he is using religion as a way out of his mistakes. If he in fact does decide to accept a religion, then all the power to him. I just feel that you cannot live a certain lifestyle and then expect to be forgiven by just praying really hard (actually, I think he's already forgiven, he's just got to follow through... different thread...)

As I said, we all make mistakes. We area also all forgiven for those mistakes. it is our choice to make them again.
EE (hats
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6217|The Mitten

SenorToenails wrote:

Vub wrote:

Praying to God, some people are religious, please be tolerant of that. They don't go around telling you all the time what an idiot you are for being atheist.
Its probably more that he is praying that she is not pregnant, when god is used as a method of pushing pro-life agendas.
Actually, I don't care what he does, really. It's his (her, technically) choice. I'm just annoyed at the way he seemed to trivialized the subject of religion into a cllichéd phrase.


If it makes anyone feel better, I actually did pray for him, and I also prayed that he would follow through with what God has in store for him.
EE (hats
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6744|Milkystania, yurop
Well judging from your post your either 14-15 , and are in no situation to take care of a baby and give it a good life (if she is pregnant) if she is pregnant then an abortion would help you out since neither you or her apparently are mature enough to take care of another life.

And if you guys are so worried GO TO  THE DOCTOR they will check her out and give advice, just don't postpone doing this
Eboreus
Member of Foamy's Card Cult
+46|6865

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

ok so i entered this girl, but I didn't cum in her and we only screwed for like 1 minute.... because I didn't want to get her pregnant.... But then I read she can still get pregnant cuz there is sperm in pre-cum....and this happened recently...She hasnt had her period since 17 days ago....which means she's ovulating??? Now i feel screwed..... anybody know the chances or fact on all this?
congratulations! that was really stupid... aside from the fact that she can get pregnant (and no matter how low/high the chances are - if it happens you do have a lifetime problem), did you spend one minute thinking about sexual dsseases? not necessarily HIV but you can get loads of different shit. I know that might sound basic to most of the readers here, but then again those people also figures how to use freaking condoms!
dude, dont dip your pickle into a girl until you had some proper sexual-education!
Lai
Member
+186|6369

Nappy wrote:

punch her in the stomach really hard

a girl that went to a highschool near my house got really drunk and fell onto a doorknob, killing her baby

she wont even know, it will probably come out with the next period or she will pee it out (or something) a mate of mines mother had a miscarriage and she said she didnt know it came out until she went to the doctor for a check and he said there was no baby

Reciprocity wrote:

punch her in the tummy, then throw her down a moderate flight of stairs.

[email protected] wrote:

Punch her in the vagina. It's her fault for having a twat.
I feel like punching some people as well, and it's three times NOT a lady!



P.S. Impaling them and setting them on fire or beheading them with a glowing sword would also do, but unfortunately gets you jailed these days
dankassasin42o
Member
+68|6897|Reefersyde, CA
raincoat or no fuck, unless u want a kid.
Soldier-Of-Wasteland
Mephistopheles
+40|6874|Land of the Very Cold
That is why sex education in school is important. All that pre-cum thing you mentioned, we were tought about that in school when I was around 12-13ish.
Spider1980
#1 Commander
+92|6759|Washington

ghettoperson wrote:

You're fucked, best go find yourself a coat-hanger.
adam1503
Member
+85|6606|Manchester, UK
So why werent you using a comdom?  If you're not mature enough to show some self control when it comes to sex, youre not mature enough to have sex.

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