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2008-01-11 14:35:29

Simon: basically; +838|6949|UK

ig wrote:
So here it is, an invitation to an open book
A painful past my heart is still broken look
I know you don't hate me it's not assured that anyone appreciate me
See i've been having a hard time selling my album's lately
In recent news the source couldnt find any microphones to rate me
Using words I could scream an alternative to equate me
Which is true I'm in a box with a view would you still wanna date me?
I could be a pretty good thug but it wouldnt compare to a great me
The final cross to bear is mine it's not a cross to share
But isn't it ironic I still woulda bought a cross to wear
That obviously cost to wear but considerably less than the price that it costs to care
Now I have another loss to spare I doubt em say that I can't win
Even though I know talking intelligent just ain't in
You most likely to go broke when you just can't bend
So me and JJ both gon' have to pay bills
damn i wish i was cee-lo

u think ur cultures all that, ill smack u down wit my bat/gat.. whatever u want mat (I hope ur name is mat, because that would be a pro bar)
u got culture? i got vultures, dozers n fuckin tanks
come up the flanks
cut open ur insides like ur mums cherry pie

burned.

2008-01-11 14:35:56

bennisboy: Member; +829|6937|Poundland

naightknifar wrote:
Im 19 years to the day,
And its been 3 since someones tried it,
As soon as they do imma knock their lights out like they ultraviolet,
They got their eyes on my stash,
But try to stand,
They know im makin cash though i look brass coz try to keep it quiet,
But i shot the choongest peng it aint no secret,
And given half a chance yo half these cats would wanna eat it,
Plus they know i dont get high so my supply builds up their appetite,
And now they wanna feed it,
Take me for a fuckin eji,
I always new it was gonna happen,
So when it did i beat the kid til he was blue n black n told him who you think your jackin?,
Packed a punch yes a punch yes thats what i was packin,
Hit the fuckin cunt so hard he already started blattin,
Before he hit the floor like a sack of potatoes,
Face plant- knocked the teeth right out his cake hole,
Then sent him on his way yo with somethin to say though,
Thought i was somethin to eat up you made a mistake bro,

dont try jacking plan b's rhymes

in fact I vote your banned from this thraed for trying to pass that off as your own, now gtfo

Last edited by bennisboy (2008-01-11 14:37:12)

2008-01-11 14:37:02

Simon: basically; +838|6949|UK

The Sheriff wrote:
I aint a crowd pleaser
Im a crowd teaser
Now get simon a barcadi breezer
out the fucking freezer.

well atleast i burned simon the dirty southerner.

mate surgeon go back 2 ur town or ill fuckin slap u up n down
come back for more and ill slash u into gore until ur nothin more
fuckin nothern tosser, too busy gettin beat by coppers

AH FUCKIN OWNED

Last edited by Simon (2008-01-11 14:39:01)

2008-01-11 14:37:16

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|6929|Amsterdam, NY

SgtSlauther wrote:
NaightKnifar likes it up the butt in pizzahut lolwut

[17:27] <SgtSlauther> NaightKnifar likes it up the butt in pizzahut lolwut
[17:27] <SgtSlauther> epic rhyme ^
[17:27] <FFLink> Ha ha
[17:27] <FFLink> Nice.
[17:28] <FFLink> I'd vote that
[17:28] <SgtSlauther> imma post it
[17:28] <FFLink> Post me too
[17:29] <FFLink> HI MUM!
[17:29] <Lavadisk> Why are mcs = chavs
[17:29] <SgtSlauther> what cha say
[17:29] <Lavadisk> there are other kinds of mcs
[17:29] <SgtSlauther> did ya take that durg test yet lava
[17:29] <NaightKnifar> lulz sgt
[17:29] <Lavadisk> I did
[17:29] <NaightKnifar> u win

I already won nubs

2008-01-11 14:38:56

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6852|Southampton, UK

bennisboy wrote:
naightknifar wrote:
Im 19 years to the day,
And its been 3 since someones tried it,
As soon as they do imma knock their lights out like they ultraviolet,
They got their eyes on my stash,
But try to stand,
They know im makin cash though i look brass coz try to keep it quiet,
But i shot the choongest peng it aint no secret,
And given half a chance yo half these cats would wanna eat it,
Plus they know i dont get high so my supply builds up their appetite,
And now they wanna feed it,
Take me for a fuckin eji,
I always new it was gonna happen,
So when it did i beat the kid til he was blue n black n told him who you think your jackin?,
Packed a punch yes a punch yes thats what i was packin,
Hit the fuckin cunt so hard he already started blattin,
Before he hit the floor like a sack of potatoes,
Face plant- knocked the teeth right out his cake hole,
Then sent him on his way yo with somethin to say though,
Thought i was somethin to eat up you made a mistake bro,
dont try jacking plan b's rhymes

in fact I vote your banned from this thraed for trying to pass that off as your own, now gtfo

WOOT! SOMEONE HAS HEARD OF THEM!!

You like?

2008-01-11 14:39:00

jord: Member; +2,382|6969|The North, beyond the wall.

Simon wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
I aint a crowd pleaser
Im a crowd teaser
Now get simon a barcadi breezer
out the fucking freezer.

well atleast i burned simon the dirty southerner.
mate surgeon go back 2 ur town or ill fuckin slap u up n down
come back for more and ill slash u into gore
fuckin nothern tosser, too busy gettin beat by coppers

AH FUCKIN OWNED

Man london is rough
Yo, you gotta be tough
Tough like Hilary Duff
Incase you aint noticed, You're a fucking puff.

2008-01-11 14:40:24

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6852|Southampton, UK

Lol @ Jord.

Puff is /win.

2008-01-11 14:40:57

Simon: basically; +838|6949|UK

jord wrote:
Simon wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
I aint a crowd pleaser
Im a crowd teaser
Now get simon a barcadi breezer
out the fucking freezer.

well atleast i burned simon the dirty southerner.
mate surgeon go back 2 ur town or ill fuckin slap u up n down
come back for more and ill slash u into gore
fuckin nothern tosser, too busy gettin beat by coppers

AH FUCKIN OWNED
Man london is rough
Yo, you gotta be tough
Tough like Hilary Duff
Incase you aint noticed, You're a fucking puff.

mate where u even from? the midlands or some shit
want me to step 2 u wit a brick, mess up ur brain make u look like u been fightin with a train

2008-01-11 14:43:27

bennisboy: Member; +829|6937|Poundland

Yo my name's Joe Bennis
Imma fucking menace
I drop beats dirtier than the canals in venice
You ready to play some verbal tennis?
I'll jus bang down another ace
Send you smacking back into your place
Oh did you see the look on your face
As this thread I did decide to grace.

I spit hot lead
Till my spits read
I'm cleaning up in this thread
So fuck off back to bed

2008-01-11 14:43:48

jord: Member; +2,382|6969|The North, beyond the wall.

Simon wrote:
jord wrote:
Simon wrote:

mate surgeon go back 2 ur town or ill fuckin slap u up n down
come back for more and ill slash u into gore
fuckin nothern tosser, too busy gettin beat by coppers

AH FUCKIN OWNED
Man london is rough
Yo, you gotta be tough
Tough like Hilary Duff
Incase you aint noticed, You're a fucking puff.
mate where u even from? the midlands or some shit
want me to step 2 u wit a brick, mess up ur brain make u look like u been fightin with a train

Man sit the fuck down
Motherfuckin' clown
You're only supporter has ran a mile
Guess what facial I'm doing now.

No luck?
You stuck?

It was a fucking smile

2008-01-11 14:44:29

Simon: basically; +838|6949|UK

bennisboy wrote:
Yo my name's Joe Bennis
Imma fucking menace
I drop beats dirtier than the canals in venice
You ready to play some verbal tennis?
I'll jus bang down another ace
Send you smacking back into your place
Oh did you see the look on your face
As this thread I did decide to grace.

I spit hot lead
Till my spits read
I'm cleaning up in this thread
So fuck off back to bed

BRUP BRUP NORF WEEZY

2008-01-11 14:44:32

bennisboy: Member; +829|6937|Poundland

naightknifar wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
naightknifar wrote:
Im 19 years to the day,
And its been 3 since someones tried it,
As soon as they do imma knock their lights out like they ultraviolet,
They got their eyes on my stash,
But try to stand,
They know im makin cash though i look brass coz try to keep it quiet,
But i shot the choongest peng it aint no secret,
And given half a chance yo half these cats would wanna eat it,
Plus they know i dont get high so my supply builds up their appetite,
And now they wanna feed it,
Take me for a fuckin eji,
I always new it was gonna happen,
So when it did i beat the kid til he was blue n black n told him who you think your jackin?,
Packed a punch yes a punch yes thats what i was packin,
Hit the fuckin cunt so hard he already started blattin,
Before he hit the floor like a sack of potatoes,
Face plant- knocked the teeth right out his cake hole,
Then sent him on his way yo with somethin to say though,
Thought i was somethin to eat up you made a mistake bro,
dont try jacking plan b's rhymes

in fact I vote your banned from this thraed for trying to pass that off as your own, now gtfo
WOOT! SOMEONE HAS HEARD OF THEM!!

You like?

Them?

Its a he.

N I'm a massive fan.

I believe u should apologise for stealing his rhymes

2008-01-11 14:47:05

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6852|Southampton, UK

bennisboy wrote:
naightknifar wrote:
bennisboy wrote:

dont try jacking plan b's rhymes

in fact I vote your banned from this thraed for trying to pass that off as your own, now gtfo
WOOT! SOMEONE HAS HEARD OF THEM!!

You like?
Them?

Its a he.

N I'm a massive fan.
I believe u should apologise for stealing his rhymes

Never stole, just exhibited.
I'll refer now.

Great songs tbh.

2008-01-11 14:47:06

bennisboy: Member; +829|6937|Poundland

Simon wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
Yo my name's Joe Bennis
Imma fucking menace
I drop beats dirtier than the canals in venice
You ready to play some verbal tennis?
I'll jus bang down another ace
Send you smacking back into your place
Oh did you see the look on your face
As this thread I did decide to grace.

I spit hot lead
Till my spits read
I'm cleaning up in this thread
So fuck off back to bed
BRUP BRUP NORF WEEZY

Where do we come from?

Norf Wheezy!!!

2008-01-11 14:50:24

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|6813

take notice
im jumpin in the game head first
niggaz try to me stop they get they head burst
what i do when i wana flow?
i turn that beat up louder and say lets go
turn down the lights, its about to go down
these niggaz try to stop me, im a make them a fuckin clown
ha, silly little niggas tryin to rhyme
wtf do i do? slang anotha dime
sack, oh not that crack
im talkin about hydro
wtf do u know?
not alot they tell me
ima have to show dem, nigga get at me
here u are, wonderin wtf ima do now
i reply with blah blah pow
my ak steadin aimin
come to my crib
ill pull out benjamin franklin
but you UK niggaz dont even know
cuz you motherfuckers got queen elizabeth on tha throne

2008-01-11 14:50:29

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6682|fåking denmark

Jord u silly cunt,
u have never been good at anything,
not even fucking hunt!
I support Simon, u tard
go write bettar lyrics,
it can't be taht hard.

2008-01-11 14:52:57

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6852|Southampton, UK

IRC is the hapz, dissin all ma naps. Gonna go to sleep but not before ma daily weeps -
Surg has got back from work, he's checkin ma thread - He'll be postin any second in his goldie lock dreads.
He'll be gettin out his gun, and pointin at link - and link will be FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!

2008-01-11 14:53:12

bennisboy: Member; +829|6937|Poundland

I'm so sick at spitting
I cough up rhymes that'll leave u smitten
I'll leave your girlfriend wantin more
Cos I like my rhymes raw
Like a japanese sushi cook
I can see you gettin shook
As I bust out my latest hook
I dont steal rhymes, I'm no crook
My vocabulary's scary
Like your momma gettin hairy
I dont act airy fairy
My rhymes are so potent they pollute the dairy

2008-01-11 14:54:00

jord: Member; +2,382|6969|The North, beyond the wall.

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:
Jord u silly cunt,
u have never been good at anything,
not even fucking hunt!
I support Simon, u tard
go write bettar lyrics,
it can't be taht hard.

Since when do I hunt?
You dumb fucking Cunt
Get the fuck out
Get back to your World or Warcraft mount

We all drink Beer
Children aint welcome here
Ass kissing simon
Go home son.

2008-01-11 14:57:29

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|6813

yo bennis, u tryin to be hot
but ill tell u right now that shits not
come to the south ill show you whats up
these niggaz spit that shit out in a cup
you tryin to be hard but u definitely aint
all i gots to do is take it to the bank
and when i say bank, i aint talkin bout no stacks
what i speak is the fucking truth, ill pull out my gats

2008-01-11 14:57:57

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6852|Southampton, UK

jord wrote:
Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:
Jord u silly cunt,
u have never been good at anything,
not even fucking hunt!
I support Simon, u tard
go write bettar lyrics,
it can't be taht hard.
Since when do I hunt?
You dumb fucking Cunt
Get the fuck out
Get back to your World or Warcraft mount

We all drink Beer
Children aint welcome here
Ass kissing simon
Go home son.

Fuck you, wasted jew.
Your a waste of space, takin in the oxygen, rapin the girls, chased by the police, mandem!
Nobody likes you, nobody wants you.
I mean seriously jord - who the fuck are you?

2008-01-11 14:58:02

sNaKe_StInG: SexiestSnake; +4|6861|The Netherlands

yo yo go with the flow?
OMFG! eat that bitches

2008-01-11 14:58:28

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6682|fåking denmark

jord wrote:
Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:
Jord u silly cunt,
u have never been good at anything,
not even fucking hunt!
I support Simon, u tard
go write bettar lyrics,
it can't be taht hard.
Since when do I hunt?
You dumb fucking Cunt
Get the fuck out
Get back to your World or Warcraft mount

We all drink Beer
Children aint welcome here
Ass kissing simon
Go home son.

U're not even twentyone,
u should be long gone,
don't go cry tears,
u have'nt even tasted beers.

2008-01-11 14:59:20

Simon: basically; +838|6949|UK

oh snap we have some bars in this thread now

2008-01-11 15:00:15

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6852|Southampton, UK

Jensen Wins this Battle with that Motha' Fuckin', Ass-Kickin' comeback!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Battle 2 - Begin!

~~~~ Laaaayyyyy Thooossseee Chooooonnnnnzzz ~~~~

Last edited by naightknifar (2008-01-11 15:02:38)

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The Sheriff wrote:

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jord wrote:

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naightknifar wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

naightknifar wrote:

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