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Jord: Jord: im a lyrical MC gonna spark you out in 1

Jord: 2

Jord: 3

Simon wrote:

bruv listen, when I spit on the rythm I kill em

that's all I've got so far

Delightful. Tally ho.

ig in the lab
got my pen and my pad
bout to show these little nubs
how we roll in dem candy slabs.

I'm a crowd pleaser
Sweating like a beaver
Here is a teaser
But first a fucking breather



I step away from da mic to breathe
these rhymes you just cant believe

shut the fuck up, ur sister ill fuck
dont step to me, ill come at u like some big ass tree
fallin on ur face, puttin u in ur place - stuck in the ground n ill get my hounds

brup brup to norf weezy
livin here aint easy

bruv get raged and ill get my gats, do u want me 2 fuckin slash
BRRRRUPPP BRUPPPP





who dares challenge me

Simon wrote:

shut the fuck up, ur sister ill fuck
dont step to me, ill come at u like some big ass tree
fallin on ur face, puttin u in ur place - stuck in the ground n ill get my hounds

brup brup to norf weezy
livin here aint easy

bruv get raged and ill get my gats, do u want me 2 fuckin slash
BRRRRUPPP BRUPPPP





who dares challenge me

/win tbh.

Simon wrote:

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:

Simon wrote:

shut the fuck up, ur sister ill fuck
dont step to me, ill come at u like some big ass tree
fallin on ur face, puttin u in ur place - stuck in the ground n ill get my hounds

brup brup to norf weezy
livin here aint easy

bruv get raged and ill get my gats, do u want me 2 fuckin slash
BRRRRUPPP BRUPPPP





who dares challenge me

/win tbh.

I got the fans.

You probably told him too
Im on to you
You cant sue
I'ma motherfuckin' Jew.

this is what you want, this is what you get. take it in the brain motherfucker. this aint no slap on the wrist shit, this sick shit. homocidal energy, somethin to empty clips wit.

naightknifar wrote:

Im 19 years to the day,
And its been 3 since someones tried it,
As soon as they do imma knock their lights out like they ultraviolet,
They got their eyes on my stash,
But try to stand,
They know im makin cash though i look brass coz try to keep it quiet,
But i shot the choongest peng it aint no secret,
And given half a chance yo half these cats would wanna eat it,
Plus they know i dont get high so my supply builds up their appetite,
And now they wanna feed it,
Take me for a fuckin eji,
I always new it was gonna happen,
So when it did i beat the kid til he was blue n black n told him who you think your jackin?,
Packed a punch yes a punch yes thats what i was packin,
Hit the fuckin cunt so hard he already started blattin,
Before he hit the floor like a sack of potatoes,
Face plant- knocked the teeth right out his cake hole,
Then sent him on his way yo with somethin to say though,
Thought i was somethin to eat up you made a mistake bro,

That's insanely good.





even if I only understood every third word.
"As soon as they do imma knock their lights out like they ultraviolet," made me lol.

So here it is, an invitation to an open book
A painful past my heart is still broken look
I know you don't hate me it's not assured that anyone appreciate me
See i've been having a hard time selling my album's lately
In recent news the source couldnt find any microphones to rate me
Using words I could scream an alternative to equate me
Which is true I'm in a box with a view would you still wanna date me?
I could be a pretty good thug but it wouldnt compare to a great me
The final cross to bear is mine it's not a cross to share
But isn't it ironic I still woulda bought a cross to wear
That obviously cost to wear but considerably less than the price that it costs to care
Now I have another loss to spare I doubt em say that I can't win
Even though I know talking intelligent just ain't in
You most likely to go broke when you just can't bend
So me and JJ both gon' have to pay bills

damn i wish i was cee-lo

Last edited by ig (2008-01-11 14:27:40)

Now while he tries to stand tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This free worlds got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 Pac , 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4
4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1
You're Pac, He's Pac, No Pac, None!
This guy aint no muthafuckin MC
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am white
I am a fuckin bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl
I'm still standin here screamin fuck tha free world!!
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck i've been through
But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangsta but his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle he shook
Koz there aint no such thang as HALF WAY CROOKS!!
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook fuck Cranbrook

Fuck the beat i go acapella
Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle
I don't wanna win
I'm outty
Here tell these people sumin they dont know about me

Jord won