Steven seagal= Epic fail

2008-01-09 06:10:29

#51

madmurre: I suspect something is amiss; +117|7159|Sweden

Some facts to know.

Steven is a friend of King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden.
Steven is a vegetarian
Steven is good friends with Jackie Chan ( Also turned down a role in Rush Hour 3 )
Steven is a master in Japanese Kendo
Steven broke Sean Connery's wrist when he was teaching him martial arts during the filming of Never Say Never Again

Taken from " http://www.tv.com/steven-seagal/person/ … rivia.html "

Beeing friend of my king he´s almost a god in my eyes.

2008-01-09 06:12:26

#52

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7070|London, England

madmurre wrote:
Some facts to know.

Steven is a friend of King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden.
Steven is a vegetarian
Steven is good friends with Jackie Chan ( Also turned down a role in Rush Hour 3 )
Steven is a master in Japanese Kendo
Steven broke Sean Connery's wrist when he was teaching him martial arts during the filming of Never Say Never Again

Taken from " http://www.tv.com/steven-seagal/person/ … rivia.html "

Beeing friend of my king he´s almost a god in my eyes.

You're like the only person I know in the world that likes the royalty of their respective country.

Ok, I'll admit. I got nothing against the Queen here. But the rest of the royal family are by large a bunch of twats.

2008-01-09 06:37:02

#53

madmurre: I suspect something is amiss; +117|7159|Sweden

It´s hard to dislike Swedens king He´s an analfabet think he mispelled his own title once he likes fast cars always says stupid things at wrong occassions.

Despite that i´m not all that for monarchy more neutral.

2008-01-09 06:38:46

#54

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6968|Adelaide, South Australia

madmurre wrote:
( Also turned down a role in Rush Hour 3 )

Thank God for that!

2008-01-09 09:32:56

#55

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6975|Milkystania, yurop

madmurre wrote:
It´s hard to dislike Swedens king He´s an analfabet think he mispelled his own title once he likes fast cars always says stupid things at wrong occassions.

Despite that i´m not all that for monarchy more neutral.

He also misspelled his name at a mine somewhere here

And damm his daughter is hotter than fuck i´d hit it

lemme guess u were at Livgardet during your military service huh?

2008-01-09 09:34:15

#56

Airwolf: Latter Alcoholic; +287|7169|Scotland

TGMaverick wrote:
No there is a worse actor (specify)

David Caruso

That's why I <3 David Caruso.

Loving the one-liners

2008-01-09 12:43:31

#57

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6975|Milkystania, yurop

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
I knew a guy who did a few movies with him as a fight coordinator. he told me that segal was the biggest asshole in martial arts. He would purposely hurt his co stars.

Wow just saw that, what a complete ass

2008-01-09 12:46:30

#58

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7093

Magpie wrote:
GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
I knew a guy who did a few movies with him as a fight coordinator. he told me that segal was the biggest asshole in martial arts. He would purposely hurt his co stars.
Wow just saw that, what a complete ass

he is notorious for it in the martial arts community. no body likes him. sad thing is, he is pretty skilled

something else happened recently too. Im not too sure about the exact details. Seagal was beat down by some 80 something year old martial artists. a few months ago.

Last edited by GunSlinger OIF II (2008-01-09 12:48:12)

2008-01-09 12:46:32

#59

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6840|fåking denmark

I hate him ..

He's almost as big a tard as Nicholas Cage.

2008-01-09 12:54:27

#60

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6975|Milkystania, yurop

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Magpie wrote:
GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
I knew a guy who did a few movies with him as a fight coordinator. he told me that segal was the biggest asshole in martial arts. He would purposely hurt his co stars.
Wow just saw that, what a complete ass
he is notorious for it in the martial arts community. no body likes him. sad thing is, he is pretty skilled

something else happened recently too. Im not too sure about the exact details. Seagal was beat down by some 80 something year old martial artists. a few months ago.

what hahahaha got a link or something ?

2008-01-09 12:56:15

#61

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|7087|Amsterdam, NY

Magpie wrote:
listen even his name sucks donkey Steven lol "my name is steven and im a retarded chipmunk who thinks acting is fighting on screen and putting on my angry/serious face"

Wat my names Steven.....

Last edited by SgtSlauther (2008-01-09 12:57:01)

2008-01-09 13:02:42

#62

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6896|Boulder, CO

That makes 3 stevens magpie's offended now. good going for one topic.

2008-01-09 13:04:55

#63

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|7133|West Yorkshire, U.K

The Steven Seagal show, a must watch!

2008-01-09 13:14:14

#64

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6975|Milkystania, yurop

Noobeater wrote:
That makes 3 stevens magpie's offended now. good going for one topic.

3 Stevens I've managed to insult so far

OK but the Steven I'm insulting is Steven seagull he is the only Steven worth insulting or something.....

2008-01-09 13:14:56

#65

klassekock: Proud Born Loser; +68|7035|Sweden

Steven Seagull is as funny as the swedish king. In fact, they could be brothers!

And here is a pic of the hot princess if anyone was interested.

https://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8941/princessyk4.jpg

2008-01-09 13:15:45

#66

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6971|...

He is all fail

2008-01-09 13:19:28

#67

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7093

Magpie wrote:
GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Magpie wrote:
Wow just saw that, what a complete ass
he is notorious for it in the martial arts community. no body likes him. sad thing is, he is pretty skilled

something else happened recently too. Im not too sure about the exact details. Seagal was beat down by some 80 something year old martial artists. a few months ago.
what hahahaha got a link or something ?

yeah, supposedly seagal shit or pissed his pants. I guess it was more than a few months agao. I heard it a few months ago.

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/sitemap … 60232.html

According to Gokor this took place on the set of "Out for Justice" where Segal was using a Brooklin accent and did a stick fight w/Dan Inasanto-who also tels thsi story. Well Segal was being a dick to the stuntmen, but that is his normal behavior according to them. Well he is talking about how bad he is and the stuntment say "Yeah, well we got this old guy back here who could choke you out!" and Segal stated that nobody coulod get close to him to choke him out he also had never heard of Judo Gene LeBell before that encounter. Well Gene came over and said that he could choke him out and and Segal said that he couldn't so Gene grabbed him real quick and started to choke him. Segal tapped and said that that wasn't fair he was talking and wasn't ready for Gene. So Uncle Gene waited for Sega to get "ready" and when he said that he was Gene grabbed him and started to choke him out and Segal coudln't do nothing w/the old guy. Well Gene was pissed off because Segal was being very rough for no reason on the stunt guys when doing the fight scenes w/them and was upset becuase Segal said he wasn't ready and woul;dn't admit that Gene hooked him so as Uncle Gene would oput it "there is 2 ways to choke a person out, one way the ygo out nice and wake up ok, the other is they go out quick and they piss and crap on themselves" Gene did the latter! Then he drug Segal over to a closet and put hi in there uncouncious. When he came to everybody was cracking up and he went and changed his clothes and fired Gene and his guys. Gene has not worked on another Segal Movie since.

Last edited by GunSlinger OIF II (2008-01-09 13:20:19)

2008-01-09 13:25:31

#68

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6896|Boulder, CO

klassekock wrote:
Steven Seagull is as funny as the swedish king. In fact, they could be brothers!

And here is a pic of the hot princess if anyone was interested.

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8941/princessyk4.jpg

Goddammit and what do we brits get, a racist husband (though funny) to the queen and a royal family that are rich ugly twats.

2008-01-09 13:26:54

#69

Obiwan: Go Cards !!; +196|7143|The Ville

did he retire ?

2008-01-09 13:28:03

#70

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|7087|Amsterdam, NY

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Magpie wrote:
GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

he is notorious for it in the martial arts community. no body likes him. sad thing is, he is pretty skilled

something else happened recently too. Im not too sure about the exact details. Seagal was beat down by some 80 something year old martial artists. a few months ago.
what hahahaha got a link or something ?
yeah, supposedly seagal shit or pissed his pants. I guess it was more than a few months agao. I heard it a few months ago.

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/sitemap … 60232.html

According to Gokor this took place on the set of "Out for Justice" where Segal was using a Brooklin accent and did a stick fight w/Dan Inasanto-who also tels thsi story. Well Segal was being a dick to the stuntmen, but that is his normal behavior according to them. Well he is talking about how bad he is and the stuntment say "Yeah, well we got this old guy back here who could choke you out!" and Segal stated that nobody coulod get close to him to choke him out he also had never heard of Judo Gene LeBell before that encounter. Well Gene came over and said that he could choke him out and and Segal said that he couldn't so Gene grabbed him real quick and started to choke him. Segal tapped and said that that wasn't fair he was talking and wasn't ready for Gene. So Uncle Gene waited for Sega to get "ready" and when he said that he was Gene grabbed him and started to choke him out and Segal coudln't do nothing w/the old guy. Well Gene was pissed off because Segal was being very rough for no reason on the stunt guys when doing the fight scenes w/them and was upset becuase Segal said he wasn't ready and woul;dn't admit that Gene hooked him so as Uncle Gene would oput it "there is 2 ways to choke a person out, one way the ygo out nice and wake up ok, the other is they go out quick and they piss and crap on themselves" Gene did the latter! Then he drug Segal over to a closet and put hi in there uncouncious. When he came to everybody was cracking up and he went and changed his clothes and fired Gene and his guys. Gene has not worked on another Segal Movie since.

did supah write this? lol

2008-01-09 13:34:19

#71

c14u53w172: Member; +31|6447|tomania

seagal, van damme and lundgren pwn

(in their c-movies)

2008-01-09 13:39:54

#72

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6929|Somewhere else

HE was cool, now is 5.50$ wal-mart rack movies are proof I was a just a dmub kid back then.

But anyway:

http://www.atomfilms.com/film/seagal_do … nel_celebs

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2008-01-09 13:40:11)

2008-01-09 13:41:40

#73

Krupp23: Member; +2|6667

krazed wrote:
dave_the_rave23 wrote:
i loved it in Undersiege when that chick comes out the cake.
seriously, best part of his acting career

*signed*

Exit Wounds was also quite good. I still have to watch Nico though...

The Under Siege movies were all great.

But don't talk about Half Dead, Glimmer Man etc. They just were bad movies!

To sum up: Steven has seen much better days.

2008-01-09 13:45:18

#74

killer21: Because f*ck you that's why.; +400|7040|Reisterstown, MD

Worst actor EVER!

2008-01-09 13:47:48

#75

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,993|7081|949

Does anyone know why Ritchie killed Bobby Lupo!? Said in a Brooklyn accent.

Ever notice he pretty much only fights with his hands. I think he is too fat to get a kick off.

Fucking a	35%	35% - 49
Steven who?	14%	14% - 20
no wai he is hawt	28%	28% - 40
bugger of rtard	12%	12% - 17
No there is a worse actor (specify)	9%	9% - 13
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