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2007-12-23 13:16:07

#1

jord: Member; +2,382|6938|The North, beyond the wall.

I'm a genius. That's enough self promotion for me. You have 2 types of genius. Intelligent ones, that know a lot of facts. Then you have the Wise Genius. I've seen more things than people twice my age. I know what the hell I'm talking about when I say this.

I've devised a way to never age. I'll repeat that in bold for effect.

I've devised a way to never age.

Before I unveil my plans. I'd like to make an announcement. We now have a Russian member. No joke, he deserves his own thread.

In Soviet Russia, thread makes this guy:

http://forums.bf2s.com/profile.php?id=31916

Also, we all need to work together and chip in to get Avman banned. Avman633 if you haven't heard of him. Now I know it's Christmas and you don't have any money, but I need your help. We all rallied together to help Downy enjoy Christmas, now lets pull together to rid this great website of it's biggest problem. Avman.

I've gained support from several prominent party members. That means mods. Now if we can raise a big enough amount, we can get this shit done. If we raise enough money...
Spoiler (highlight to read):
I can get him killed and make it look like an accident

Onto the main theme. My idea is to travel West, for all of my eternal life. You may know that when you travel West time goes backwards if going fast enough. Now if I can go at the precise speed that for every hour of my life I go back into a further West timezone, I can live until the Earth stops spinning.

Plans are underway. I've finished my super secret blueprints and production is underway.

To summarise.

I can live forever and I need donations to ban avman. Thanks.

J

2007-12-23 13:18:51

#2

mr.widdim: The Second Apostle Of Chuy; +78|6964|Flaming_Maniac = pwnd.

You fail. No one cares.

2007-12-23 13:20:26

#3

jord: Member; +2,382|6938|The North, beyond the wall.

mr.widdim wrote:
You fail. No one cares.

Nobody plays bf2 anymore.

You fail, because I care.

2007-12-23 13:22:22

#4

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6749|Gogledd Cymru

mr.widdim wrote:
You fail. No one cares.

Says the guy that no one likes, you dont just shout the odds like that at bf2s, now gtfo.

2007-12-23 13:23:49

#5

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7016|Scotland

Why should we donate, when banning Avman is free? In addition to that, why should we donate to you? You are not the one in power of the mighty bansticks.

2007-12-23 13:24:07

#6

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6532

In soviet russia,jord cares you!

2007-12-23 13:24:30

#7

mr.widdim: The Second Apostle Of Chuy; +78|6964|Flaming_Maniac = pwnd.

jord wrote:
mr.widdim wrote:
You fail. No one cares.
Nobody plays bf2 anymore.

You fail, because I care.

When you realize that my sig is a joke... things may become clearer.

And also, taking money in order to ban someone just seems wrong to me.

2007-12-23 13:25:26

#8

jord: Member; +2,382|6938|The North, beyond the wall.

Zimmer wrote:
Why should we donate, when banning Avman is free? In addition to that, why should we donate to you? You are not the one in power of the mighty bansticks.

Actually you'll find I'm a certain Admins second account here. Stop enquiring, you'll blow my cover.

2007-12-23 13:26:33

#9

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7016|Scotland

jord wrote:
Zimmer wrote:
Why should we donate, when banning Avman is free? In addition to that, why should we donate to you? You are not the one in power of the mighty bansticks.
Actually you'll find I'm a certain Admins second account here. Stop enquiring, you'll blow my cover.

Sorry Schuss... Oh shit, I mean *sir*.

2007-12-23 13:27:32

#10

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6587

who the hell is avman? Is that a nick name for that russian dude? Wahts going on here...

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2007-12-23 13:27:38

#11

jord: Member; +2,382|6938|The North, beyond the wall.

Zimmer wrote:
jord wrote:
Zimmer wrote:
Why should we donate, when banning Avman is free? In addition to that, why should we donate to you? You are not the one in power of the mighty bansticks.
Actually you'll find I'm a certain Admins second account here. Stop enquiring, you'll blow my cover.
Sorry Schuss... Oh shit, I mean *sir*.

Well stop wasting time here and ban him then. You'll be a hero.

Schesse!!!

Im_Dooomed wrote:
who the hell is avman? Is that a nick name for that russian dude? Wahts going on here...

AVMAN633. This is what I'm getting at. Russian guy is nothing to do with him.

Unless. You're his second account here...

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2007-12-23 13:35:11

#12

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6957

What the fuck?

2007-12-23 13:36:48

#13

jord: Member; +2,382|6938|The North, beyond the wall.

PspRpg-7 wrote:
What the fuck?

It's rather simple.

2007-12-23 13:37:15

#14

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6723|Tyne & Wear, England

Mate have you just popped acid or something?

What has Avman done to piss yee off?

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2007-12-23 13:37:38

#15

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox: Big Mouth Prick; +219|6790|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition

jord wrote:
PspRpg-7 wrote:
What the fuck?
It's rather simple.

I am..interrested.

2007-12-23 13:37:48

#16

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7016|Scotland

KILLSWITCH wrote:
Mate have you just popped acid or something?

What has Avman done to piss yee off?

Nothing. He just likes to act like this.

2007-12-23 13:39:13

#17

jord: Member; +2,382|6938|The North, beyond the wall.

Zimmer wrote:
KILLSWITCH wrote:
Mate have you just popped acid or something?

What has Avman done to piss yee off?
Nothing. He just likes to act like this.

I just explained over Xfire for the last 7 minutes...

2007-12-23 13:40:01

#18

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6957

I think it's funny.

2007-12-23 13:41:46

#19

jord: Member; +2,382|6938|The North, beyond the wall.

You're missing the main theme. That I can live forever by heading West.

2007-12-23 13:43:26

#20

Master*: Banned; +416|6754|United States

what the hell?

2007-12-23 13:46:03

#21

chuyskywalker: Admin; +2,439|7107|"Frisco"

Except that time is relative. While technically time DOES move slower AROUND you the faster you move through space, the time YOU have to live relative to yourself never changes.

You could fly fast enough that when you slowed down and landed it would have only been 2 hours for you, but the planet could have aged 200 years. However, if you have a craft that fast, please fly somewhere away from the planet, you'd really f'up the atmosphere. (Not to mention throwing the planet out of solar orbit...)

2007-12-23 13:55:04

#22

Airwolf: Latter Alcoholic; +287|6979|Scotland

and that... concludes this thread.

thank you all & good night

2007-12-23 14:13:34

#23

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6587

jord wrote:
I just explained over Xfire for the last 7 minutes...

Oh Gawed. We dont need another 'funniest online conversation ever' thread again

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2007-12-23 14:18:11

#24

suomalainen_äijä: Member; +64|6425

PZmohax01 is a good friend of mine , we are going to play bf2 together after Christmas

2007-12-23 14:20:57

#25

jord: Member; +2,382|6938|The North, beyond the wall.

suomalainen_äijä wrote:
PZmohax01 is a good friend of mine , we are going to play bf2 together after Christmas

Marvellous.

Kidnap Avman for me. In real life.

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