I (Santa) stab you.Magpie wrote:
Force u to watch french daytime tv and then watch you get banged by a bucnh of french, arabs brittish and then pimp you out to a saudi princeDavid.P wrote:
Yay my favorite thread! I'd kill you by forcing 100 vegas hookers to screw you non stop till you die of exhaustion and/or sleep deprivation.
I could never kill Simon
Kick you [santa] down from roof.
@ Simon ..
I will buttsecks Sam the nub to death.
@ Simon ..
I will buttsecks Sam the nub to death.
i would send a pack of wild dogs to tear you to pieces and then piss on you til you drown.
Seems kind of moot to ask people to be civil in a thread asking you to kill the person above you, but no matter don't be disgusting.
I set a pack of Velociraptors on Jensen, who gets in his sports-car loaded with explosives and screams away from the raptors. However these are, like, SUPER Velociraptors and can run as fast as the car. In desperation to cheat his pursuers from their meal, Jensen launches his sports-car loaded with explosives off the side of a cliff, the Raptors follow, but Jensen climbs to the hood of his car with a .50 cal machine gun, ready to shoot the diving raptors. He lets of round after round of .50, splattering the heads of the raptors who fall past him. However some survive and land on his falling vehicle. Jensen takes the detonator out of his pocket and launches himself from the car to the cliff and grabs on to a rock jutting out from the side of the cliff. The car and the Raptors fall a distance before Jensen detonates the explosives in his car. The force of the explosion catches Jensen and sends him flying back up the cliff where he lands safely on the road. Standing battered, worn, but triumphant, he goes to walk off into the sunset, but trips on a small rock and face-plants into the road, breaking his nose and sending a small fragment of cartilage into his brain, killing him instantly.
aj0404, you die of a brain hemorrhage after trying to drink solid milk chocolate through a straw.
I set a pack of Velociraptors on Jensen, who gets in his sports-car loaded with explosives and screams away from the raptors. However these are, like, SUPER Velociraptors and can run as fast as the car. In desperation to cheat his pursuers from their meal, Jensen launches his sports-car loaded with explosives off the side of a cliff, the Raptors follow, but Jensen climbs to the hood of his car with a .50 cal machine gun, ready to shoot the diving raptors. He lets of round after round of .50, splattering the heads of the raptors who fall past him. However some survive and land on his falling vehicle. Jensen takes the detonator out of his pocket and launches himself from the car to the cliff and grabs on to a rock jutting out from the side of the cliff. The car and the Raptors fall a distance before Jensen detonates the explosives in his car. The force of the explosion catches Jensen and sends him flying back up the cliff where he lands safely on the road. Standing battered, worn, but triumphant, he goes to walk off into the sunset, but trips on a small rock and face-plants into the road, breaking his nose and sending a small fragment of cartilage into his brain, killing him instantly.
aj0404, you die of a brain hemorrhage after trying to drink solid milk chocolate through a straw.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/ar … TL&o=0aj0404 wrote:
i would send a pack of wild dogs to tear you to pieces and then piss on you til you drown.
dead.
oh and to ty.. I would kill you by throwing Europe at you (Continental, ofcouse) - you dodge it so I then proceed to throw Southern America at you.
id chuck you into a meat grinder then make you into sausages and sell them to school children.
I mess with your head so badly that you end up killing yourself (wrists sliced, Emo style).
Simple: Buttseks and give you Aids. Buh-Bye
Forcing you not not shit , mr i lie to police that i need to shit badly and as a grand finale i would shoot you with a shootgun from the exit if u know what i mean
Time to get creative...
Chain you to the bottom of a silo and let ground up pig remains drown you to death.. [/steal]
Srs?
Slice your face with the fan of my 7600 GT over and over again untill you lose conciousness from lack of blood, then take my mums straightners and cauterise (sp?) the wounds, then scratch them open again. Wake you up form the unconciousness, after snapping both your legs, sticking two .50 cal bullets in your kneecaps, and surgically extracting your voicebox. Then once you've had a wee bit of panic, knock you out again, stick your head in a helmet with spikes in front and back, stick the key behind your eye, and you know the rest.
Chain you to the bottom of a silo and let ground up pig remains drown you to death.. [/steal]
Srs?
Slice your face with the fan of my 7600 GT over and over again untill you lose conciousness from lack of blood, then take my mums straightners and cauterise (sp?) the wounds, then scratch them open again. Wake you up form the unconciousness, after snapping both your legs, sticking two .50 cal bullets in your kneecaps, and surgically extracting your voicebox. Then once you've had a wee bit of panic, knock you out again, stick your head in a helmet with spikes in front and back, stick the key behind your eye, and you know the rest.
Huh? Perdoneme Senor, but isn't cartilage.....soft?Ty wrote:
sending a small fragment of cartilage into his brain, killing him instantly.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
i throw a stick out the window which lands in ur head which causes u to fall off a cliff...then ur rescued by a guy in a para-glider who accidently drops u and u land in some pillows...1 has a needle in it...which goes in ur hand and u get sent to the hospital for internal bleeding because it went inside ur hand and u held ur hand up and it slid down in ur armpit and then stuck out of that....then the nurse accidently shit on u because she had been constipated for the last few weeks so it was runny....u drowned
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