Man, i have to struggle to find one decent chick in melbourne.
In WA they everywhere
In WA they everywhere
No, we mean AFL.Dilbert2468 wrote:
Australia is the Greatest country in the world. i live in the bush, im proud of my countrys history.
when we say football we don't me soccer or american football we mean real mens football RUGBY UNION & RUGBY LEAGUE.
IRT Tyferra, we aint Americas bitches... Johnny Howards Americans bitch
Yes, thank you ohh wonderful Australia for such masterpieces as "Welcome to Womp Womp" and "Crocodile Dundee III". Ohh, and thanks for producing Mel Gibson, we appreciate that let me tell ya. The only good thing to come out of Australia (besides Fosters) was Nicole Kidman, but then she showed how intelligent she was when she married and reproduced with that scientology freak Tom Cruise (who inceidentally left her for a younger woman who he knocked up and converted).
And don't forget Paul Hogan, whos biggest contribution to Australia was telling the world how the "Wrastle them Croc's!!" and who inevitably led the way for everyones favorite person to mock, the Crocodile Hunter, who's name is even a contradiction because he doesn't "hunt" shit, he searches for and then studies while making the animal increasingly aggrivated and volitile.
How would the world go on without Australias wonderful culture.
And don't forget Paul Hogan, whos biggest contribution to Australia was telling the world how the "Wrastle them Croc's!!" and who inevitably led the way for everyones favorite person to mock, the Crocodile Hunter, who's name is even a contradiction because he doesn't "hunt" shit, he searches for and then studies while making the animal increasingly aggrivated and volitile.
How would the world go on without Australias wonderful culture.
You're from fucking Texas. You gave us Bush. Bitch, kill yourself!
the uk area? like, what.... france? thats in the area of uk.... maybe u mean holland, thats close too..
he probably means england. who cares ur all the same place. geez. don't talk like ur so special.
aha... a thick ozzie. imagine.
dude, dont call me english. a great many people take a great deal of insult being branded a brit.
UK is NOT england.
go back to school.
dude, dont call me english. a great many people take a great deal of insult being branded a brit.
UK is NOT england.
go back to school.
that was what i was thinkingGreenie_Beazinie wrote:
You're from fucking Texas. You gave us Bush. Bitch, kill yourself!
and aus also produced kylie minouge... shes HOT!
Mel Gibson was born in America.Cougar wrote:
thanks for producing Mel Gibson, we appreciate that let me tell ya.
your not very clued up as mel gibson was born and lived in america till he was 10 you dipshit.Cougar wrote:
thanks for producing Mel Gibson
everyones favorite person to mock, the Crocodile Hunter,
How would the world go on without Australias wonderful culture.
plus the croc hunter is not popular in aus, infact iv never met an aussie that can stand him.
but he seems to be very popular there......what does that say...
See? Us territorians pwn your assesObiwan wrote:
Australia's prison population increases
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Australia's prison population has increased during the past year, with the Northern Territory recording the highest imprisonment rates in the country.
On average, 24,226 people were in prison per day in the three months to October, up from 23,490 in the same quarter last year.
The national average daily imprisonment rate is 155 prisoners per 100,000 adults.
Aborigines continue to make up a disproportionately high percentage of the prison population - and the rate is growing.
The national rate of imprisonment for indigenous people has increased seven per cent in the past year, to 2,027 prisoners per 100,000 indigenous adults.
That's 13 times higher than the rate for non-indigenous Australians.
The Northern Territory still has by far the highest rates of imprisonment in the country, at 550 prisoners per 100,000 adults, followed by Western Australia (223) and Queensland (177).
The Northern Territory and Tasmania recorded the largest increases in imprisonment rates over the past year, each up eight per cent.
The ACT has the lowest imprisonment rate at 76 prisoners per 100,000 adults, and recorded a decrease of four per cent in the 12 months to the September quarter.
Victoria and Queensland also recorded a drop in their imprisonment rates.
Victoria has the second-lowest rate of adults in prison, at 94 per 100,000 people, while South Australia's rate is 128 per 100,000 adults, Tasmania's is 144, and NSW's is 170.
Of those in full-time custody, 79 per cent have been sentenced, while 21 per cent are still awaiting the outcome of a trial.
The ACT and South Australia have the highest rate of unsentenced prisoners, at 34 per cent each.
NSW and WA have the highest rates of imprisonment for indigenous adults, coming in at 3,421 and 2,176 per 100,000 indigenous adults, respectively.
Men still significantly out-number women in prison populations, accounting for 93 per cent of those in full-time custody.
Nationally, 1,624 women were in custody in the September quarter, up from 1,589 on the same time last year.
Over one-third of them are incarcerated in NSW, which has 597 women in custody.
There's also been an increase in the number of Australians under non-custodial orders, up seven per cent in the past year to 54,906 in the September quarter.
That figure includes people who've received fines, community service orders, parole, bail, probation or some restriction to movement.
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Illeterate bitches it seems, it was me who wrote that not TyferraGreenie_Beazinie wrote:
IRT Tyferra, we aint Americas bitches... Johnny Howards Americans bitch
lol... greenie didnt read right
Uhm, I think you're confused. I never said anything like that, my sole comment is on the first page.Greenie_Beazinie wrote:
IRT Tyferra, we aint Americas bitches... Johnny Howards Americans bitch
And yeah, I agree with that, John Howard is America's bitch.
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Hense, UK flag in the aus flag.. LOL!
well we felt it was better sticking in the commenwealth, a party member had a proposal to leave the commonwealth in 1999, but that failedraz wrote:
Hense, UK flag in the aus flag.. LOL!
Yeah, we always do the "Should we leave the commonwealth" thing too. I reckon we should stay in the commonwealth, but get a new flag. I hate ours, and it looks too much like the Aussie flag.
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Yeah, we've already beaten England at cricket and rugby.the_heart_attack wrote:
i think its funny how aus is suppose to be the criminals from england, england must feel like shit now cause we own them at everything.
but anyway, as far as the first people to colonise the criminals were the extreme minority.
aus is only 200 years old and its the most privaliged country on earth. imagine how much it would own the world if it were as old as america.
We've invented the Thongs (flip flops to you Americans), the Barbie, the Black Box flight Recorder and much much much much much more.
Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!!
Oi Oi Oi
They're not fucking 'thongs', they're jandals, and Aussies didn't invent them, (wanna know who, or were you too busy eating pavlova?)
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Also for those who are wondering Eddie McGuire is, he is in every show produced by the TV station Nine.
He Hosts the Logies(Australian TV Awards), hosts the AFL show AKA The Footy Show, he Hosts the Aus Version of Who Wants to Be A Millionare. He alos hosts AFL games. He is the Goddamn president of an AFL club (Collingwood)!!!!!!
He is now the Boss of the Channel Nine Company, though he must give up his other hosting roles.
His nickname sums it up......
Eddie McEverywhere
He Hosts the Logies(Australian TV Awards), hosts the AFL show AKA The Footy Show, he Hosts the Aus Version of Who Wants to Be A Millionare. He alos hosts AFL games. He is the Goddamn president of an AFL club (Collingwood)!!!!!!
He is now the Boss of the Channel Nine Company, though he must give up his other hosting roles.
His nickname sums it up......
Eddie McEverywhere
Mmmm nothing beats eating some passionfruit pav.Tyferra wrote:
They're not fucking 'thongs', they're jandals, and Aussies didn't invent them, (wanna know who, or were you too busy eating pavlova?)
I cant believe they only just found that place New Zealand...... Thanks to those Lord of The Rings Movies.
ahh to live in the best country in the world..............criminals hahaha stealing a loaf of bread to feed your family is a nasty crime........imagine leaving a dark dank smelly placelike england and being sent to paradise
SA wasn't even invented until it was all but over and only WA really wanted convicts anymoreGulf_War_Syndrome wrote:
South Australia was populated entirely by free settlers - no convicts here!
Send me some pr0nSpark wrote:
See? Us territorians pwn your asses
Really though, even during the transportation era there were people here in Australia who tried to blot out the convict aspect of Australia and even well into the 20th Century it was obliterated from the public consciousness. It's a bit of a post-modern thing to now be finally proud of the heritage that n-th generation Australians have. And the emmigration wave of all people to Australia has barely subsided since then. It would be a relatively rare Australian who is actually descended from a convict. There were only a few hundred thousand all told. For a good overview of the transportation era there's a book by Robert Hughes called The Fatal Shore which pretty much tells it as it was and, in some ways, still is.
Postscript on the edit. If you had a choice in the late 18th/early 19th Century of a) an overcrowded British prison b) an overcrowded prison hulk or c) a tropical island paradise. Where would you want to serve out your sentence? Provided of course you survived the trip out.
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Hahaha, i dont actually know anyone decended from any of the original convicts. Both my parents immigrated here in the 60s, as did most of my friends parents, or great grandparents or some other level of grandparent. Its almost like a badge of honour now though isnt it, being able to say that you were decended from one of the convicts isnt it?
AUS PWNS ALL. being descended from convits is rare, why? coz they might not of gotten laid yet...