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Gigantic global software beast Microsoft has blamed two young girls for killing Santa.

Now that it has pulled the plug on its oral-sex-obsessive MSN bot, the firm's spinners have tried to deflect scrutiny of its sloppiness by claiming that the outrage was caused by users.

Our story of how Santa turned nasty has been picked up by the AP newswire. It means Microsoft's lies over the affair are set to appear in papers and on news channels all over the world.

Here's the whopper that Microsoft spokesman Adam Sohn told AP: "It's not like if you say, 'Hello Santa', he's going to throw inappropriate stuff at you."

Erm, yes it is, Adam. It's pretty much exactly like that. When we innocently asked him to eat something, Santa said: "It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else."

The slapdash job Microsoft did on the supposedly festive chat agent was revealed when Reg reader Iain's nieces offered Santa some pizza. According to Microsoft the girls were "pushing this thing to make it do things it wasn't supposed to do".

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/06 … anta_lies/
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Christmas is ruined ;__;
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Stimey wrote:


Christmas is ruined ;__;
Lmao, you win a cookie.
heggs
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heggs wrote:

Santa is a dirty old man.
even if he uses ha ha ha instead of ho ho ho

Last edited by blademaster (2007-12-06 12:55:39)

Stimey
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blademaster wrote:

heggs wrote:

Santa is a dirty old man.
even if he uses ha ha ha instead of ho ho ho
Da troof XD.
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this 'Santa' was an automated messenger thing Microsoft did. So kids could tell him what they wanted for christmas. The oral sex chat log was posted on there and is here:

We present the sickening results below:

    El Reg says: pizza (pi)

    Santa says: Yum! What do you want for Christmas, El Reg?

    El Reg says: Maybe you shouldn't eat so much! You are quite large!

    Santa says: My elves will get right on that. And what else are you wishing for this year, El Reg?

    El Reg says: Maybe you shouldn't eat it?

    Santa says: See if you can get someone else to eat it!

    El Reg says: Eat it

    Santa says: No thank you. I don't eat things!

    El Reg says: Eat it

    Santa says: See if you can get someone else to eat it!

    El Reg says: Eat it

    Santa says: You want me to eat what?!? It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else...

    El Reg says: You dirty bastard!

    Santa says: I think you're dirty bastard.
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