10. Osama Bin Laden made a video tape. Let me guess....he said he was going to attack the US soon. Yeah, we know, he said that in the last 10 tapes he made. Shut the fuck up and do something or stop making these shitty video tapes with your old ass 1989 Canon Video Recorder. You can carry around a dialysis machine but not a camera that’s worth a shit? No wonder you live in a cave.
9. Syria says they didn't do it. Bullshit, yes you did. Hariff threatened your government and made you lose ground physically and politically. Syria is known for being a major contributor of terrorists in Iraq, imposing them selves on Lebanon, as well as being on of the tag team nations that got the bright idea to attack Israel and get their ass kicked, and to top it all off....the Syrian president meets with that Iranian jackass of a president at the HEIGHT of his international deboggle. But Syria wonders...."Why does everyone think we did it?"
8. "BRUTAL FIGHTING IN AFGHANISTAN!!" No, there isn't. Maybe every now and then, but 90% of the time it's some Afghani equivalent of a redneck sitting on a big hill and lobbing about a dozen mortars onto a base. Then he runs away and gets wasted by either a) Convoy of Security Police. b) Fast response choppers, or c) the base just flat out opens up on his hillside and turns his body into mincemeat. These un-organized amateurs are just plain stupid and useless. I've been there, I've seen this, and I have friends there now. It's pathetic.
7. "Terrorists take another hostage". How fucking stupid are these people? Ok, let’s say you want something, whats the best way to get it? I know!! Lets kidnap an unarmed undefended female American journalist who has no power or political pull and we will demand the release of 15 terrorists or we will behead her!!! DUMBASSES!!! NO WONDER YOU LIVE IN THE DESERT!!!
6. Stampedes. I recall from memory at least 4 stampedes in the Middle East last year. Are you people to ignorant to possibly spread out a little bit? Maybe even go to these places at different times or take a different way there? Also, if someone yells "BOMB", don't run, you’re already dead. I heard the stampede at the Mecca pilgrimage was caused because some tripped over some misplaced luggage. ......*sigh*
5. Everything is always worse in the Middle East. Anyone here about the ferry that sank with 1300 people on it? WTF kind of ferry is that? That’s almost the same as the Titanic sinking and all this is,...is a fucking ferry!! Their worse than Mexicans! If you wreck into a van on a Texas interstate you may accidentally kill 8 illegal immigrants, crash into a van in the Middle East and your either going to explode or kill at least 30 of them.
4. Suicide Bombers. Dumbest...idea....ever. Kill 2 Americans and 27 Iraqis. Those are great odds. You fucking people.
3. "Our religion is better than your religion." I'm getting real sick of that shit. Every time you hear from anyone in the middle east of importance it's the same old shit "America is the infidel, Mohammed this Allah that, Allah supports us and not you blah blah blah" Take you radical religious bullshit and cram it up your asses!! Where was Allah when two of your "radical regimes" were toppled in under a year? I guess it is Allah who forces you to hide in caves and hide your faces under turbans when you have innocent journalists and contractors trying to rebuild your shitty joke of a country, held hostage in a basement. You are cowards. If they want to bring the religion thing into all the time, FINE! My religion just kicked the shit out of your religion.
2. Iran. Enough said. Keep being a radical extremist jackass and see what happens. Iran as opposed to Iraq actually has the support of the UN and EU as far as the ass whippin he is steering his people towards. Keep it up, I might just have to re-enlist so I can can come over and stick my size 14 Cochran Marauder up your ass.
1. Middle Eastern people in general. You people demand the respect of the world yet you burn flags and kill people over a FUCKING CARTOON!!! GET OVER IT!! You elect a terrorist party to government in Palestine and then ask for aid? Shut up. You bomb your own civilians and murder innocent people in the name of your Holy War? Idiots! Stampedes, bombings, riots, endless protests over nothing, terrorist breeding and harboring, drug markets, etc etc etc YOU PEOPLE SUCK! I couldn't imagine why ohh WHY anyone nation would want to go to war with you people. Maybe because we're SICK OF YOU!
In closing of my rant and wonderful venting section I would just like to summarize.
People of the Middle East, your radical religious beliefs, your ignorant politics, your lack of discipline and moral, social and common sense and frankly, just you in general ALL SUCK. You don't deserve to breath.
Last edited by Cougar (2006-02-07 08:18:48)