It was one of those dreams that seemed so real that I was surprised when I awoke.
I had found a Twinkie on a bench at a bus stop. It was still in the wrapper so I ate it. Later that day I was at Wal-Mart and there was this guy in front of me with a giant basket load of stuff and he was in the 20 items or less line. I wait on this guy for like 30 minutes and when it comes time for him to pay he doesn't have enough money and starts going back through his bags looking for stuff to take off the tab. I start getting aggravated and all the sudden my muscles started getting really big and ripped my shirt and I started shooting fire out of my eyes. Needless to say i killed the guy and about 7 innocent bystanders. So I ran away and hid from the cops and waited for things to cool down.
Later my girlfriend was telling me how I should use my powers for good and help people, right the wrongs in the world and such. So I agreed and went to Wal-Mart again to get some materials to make a costume but the security guard recognized me from earlier and started shouting, so I exploded him with my rocket eyes. Then more people started screaming and stuff and I tried to calm them down, I really did, but they wouldn't stop screaming so I went outside and burnt the building down, killing everyone inside instantly. At this point I went to Target and got all the stuff I needed without problems.
After making my costume I went to the bad side of town to start looking for crime to stop. I was sitting on this building watching a street corner and then this little old lady starts laughing at my costume, I kept telling her to be quiet because I was watching for bad-guys. She wouldn't shut up so I flew down to street level with my rocket feet and then ripped her body in half with my massive arms. Of course this sends the street into a riot like what happened in Wal-Mart so I decided to just kill everyone in sight with my lazer breath. I then incinerated all the bodies with my fire eyes.
At this point I decided being a good guy wasn't fun anymore. Long-story short, I went around killing everyone until the world made me supreme ruler and then I sat on a throne and looked concerned like in Conan. I had sex with like 400 chicks and killed people by squashing there heads between my hands for fun. I had my cooks serve cake and Mountain Dew, all were pleased. I rule with an iron fist and my subjects were loyal.
Then I woke up to that Umbrella-ella-ella-ella-ehh-ehh-ehh-ehh song on the radio and I was sad. The End.
I had found a Twinkie on a bench at a bus stop. It was still in the wrapper so I ate it. Later that day I was at Wal-Mart and there was this guy in front of me with a giant basket load of stuff and he was in the 20 items or less line. I wait on this guy for like 30 minutes and when it comes time for him to pay he doesn't have enough money and starts going back through his bags looking for stuff to take off the tab. I start getting aggravated and all the sudden my muscles started getting really big and ripped my shirt and I started shooting fire out of my eyes. Needless to say i killed the guy and about 7 innocent bystanders. So I ran away and hid from the cops and waited for things to cool down.
Later my girlfriend was telling me how I should use my powers for good and help people, right the wrongs in the world and such. So I agreed and went to Wal-Mart again to get some materials to make a costume but the security guard recognized me from earlier and started shouting, so I exploded him with my rocket eyes. Then more people started screaming and stuff and I tried to calm them down, I really did, but they wouldn't stop screaming so I went outside and burnt the building down, killing everyone inside instantly. At this point I went to Target and got all the stuff I needed without problems.
After making my costume I went to the bad side of town to start looking for crime to stop. I was sitting on this building watching a street corner and then this little old lady starts laughing at my costume, I kept telling her to be quiet because I was watching for bad-guys. She wouldn't shut up so I flew down to street level with my rocket feet and then ripped her body in half with my massive arms. Of course this sends the street into a riot like what happened in Wal-Mart so I decided to just kill everyone in sight with my lazer breath. I then incinerated all the bodies with my fire eyes.
At this point I decided being a good guy wasn't fun anymore. Long-story short, I went around killing everyone until the world made me supreme ruler and then I sat on a throne and looked concerned like in Conan. I had sex with like 400 chicks and killed people by squashing there heads between my hands for fun. I had my cooks serve cake and Mountain Dew, all were pleased. I rule with an iron fist and my subjects were loyal.
Then I woke up to that Umbrella-ella-ella-ella-ehh-ehh-ehh-ehh song on the radio and I was sad. The End.
