Anyone have any incite on this?
uh... well jimmy theres a thing called the stork...
P.S. STOP MAKING RANDOM THREADS
P.S. STOP MAKING RANDOM THREADS
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Would they exist, I assume they would multiply by cytokinesis.
Cytokinesis (cell division, read: Smurf division) is the only way to explain why Smurfs have always been stupid.
Cytokinesis (cell division, read: Smurf division) is the only way to explain why Smurfs have always been stupid.
I need around tree fiddy.
I thought they just asexually reproduced....somehow.
No they give birth normally, but there's only one smurfette that everyone gangbangs weekly.
lulz teh mitosisDonFck wrote:
Would they exist, I assume they would multiply by cytokinesis.
Cytokinesis (cell division, read: Smurf division) is the only way to explain why Smurfs have always been stupid.
no they are mammals
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MonotremeKurazoo wrote:
no they are mammals
Smurfette = Ho
I don't care what Donnie Darko says. They line up and drill Smurfette like Annabel Chong!
I don't care what Donnie Darko says. They line up and drill Smurfette like Annabel Chong!
Didn't watch the video, but I'm assuming it's the part where Donnie explains how the Smurfs work? Damn, that was the exact same thing I thought up when i saw the title of this thread.HURLEY wrote:
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
they hump
Insight would also be helpful.Harmor wrote:
Anyone have any incite on this?
I have found out that smurfs don't exist.
*smacks his forhead*
SteikeTa wrote:
*smacks his forhead*
Great Scott!Komet.nl wrote:
I have found out that smurfs don't exist.
Lol, smurfette used to be a male smurf so she's a transsexual.Dauntless wrote:
No they give birth normally, but there's only one smurfette that everyone gangbangs weekly.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfettewikipedia wrote:
Gargamel captured a smurf wandering alone in the forest, and using 'magic clay', he transformed the male smurf into a smurfette and left it in the forest. A passing smurf took her to the smurf village, where she was kept out of kindness.
yes they do, they are called claymores
"Papa Smurf took pity on her when she became depressed because the other smurfs teased her about being fat, so he practiced plastic smurfery on her for several days and nights in order to make her the beautiful and appealing Smurfette the other smurfs know today. This time, she caused almost every smurf of the village to fall in love with her."
Plastic smurfery... bahahaha.
Plastic smurfery... bahahaha.
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I am forgetting the actually myth/fairytale the Smurfs are based on but pretty much those lovably cartoons from he 1980's are supposed to be reanimated ie:zombie/used to be dead corpses brought back to life by magic.Harmor wrote:
Anyone have any incite on this?
That's why they are "blue" like when a dead person's blood vessels surface and they oxygen rises on the skin when you are dead.
If you're talking about the idiots in BF2 that don't join squads, than yes. Yes they do.
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It's almost too good to be true, and yet it's a real deal no-shit/bollocks Unicef ad..:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
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