Z4? Don't make me laugh. Now a M3, or even better, a M5 would have been much more fun to try and followKlinka-Klinko wrote:
Nice BMW.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
They weren't REAL redknecks. A real redkneck always keeps a rifle of some kind in the back window of his pick up truck.
Think about it, current president? From the south.
Think about it, last president? From the south.
Think about it, president before that? from the south.
Its been almost two decades since a president wasnt from the south ( Reagan, Illinois)
The south has nothing to do with it. Liberal or Conservative, people come from all over. The only constant is people like you who talk more than you think. The citizens of the United States elect these people, and if you dont like the fucking process then take your ass to Canada for some "free" health care. I bet you didnt even vote, but you feel like you have a right to bash something that you've taken no part in? Shut the fuck up and DO something instead of talking next time.
I fucking love dumbasses like you saying shit that contradicts itself in one breath.Pernicious544 wrote:
I said it before and I'll say it again....The South is a god-damned embarrassment to the rest of us in the US. Think about it, current president? From the south.
Think about it, current president? From the south.
Think about it, last president? From the south.
Think about it, president before that? from the south.
Its been almost two decades since a president wasnt from the south ( Reagan, Illinois)
The south has nothing to do with it. Liberal or Conservative, people come from all over. The only constant is people like you who talk more than you think. The citizens of the United States elect these people, and if you dont like the fucking process then take your ass to Canada for some "free" health care. I bet you didnt even vote, but you feel like you have a right to bash something that you've taken no part in? Shut the fuck up and DO something instead of talking next time.
There might be 1,000 references on line, but we'll just stick with this one from a Northern publication:
http://www.insideindianabusiness.com/co … 721#middle
1. We're racist but you're saying we're only growing because of illegal immigrants? Something doesn't quite jibe here, and I'll leave it to you to figure out. Maybe you think that (1) people from Mexico don't count, (2) they are too dumb to get to Northern cities so they're stuck in Texas and didn't actually CHOOSE to be down here, or (3) they just couldn't get very far North before they had to stop. You're right, when we're counting overall growth let's just leave those damned dirty Mexicans out of the equation. And we're racist...
2. Guns are wrong? Here's a little tidbit my friend: More children under the age of 12 died last year from falling down steps in two story homes than died from accidental gunshot wounds. More than twice as many (you can look up the stats yourself at any of a host of government websites). Guns aren't the problem with the South, fucking two story homes are. Also, we can get rid of cars and cellphones and fast food that causes heart disease and knives and big rocks. Guns aren't a problem, assholes with guns are a problem. And if you didn't see 19 jackholes kill thousands with box cutters and bad intentions then you were asleep throughout the end of 2001. It's NEVER the means that should be stopped, it's the people. Some asshole in Japan a few years ago broke into a grade school and knifed 17 or 18 kids and their teacher. He used a butcher knife. Any 12 year old can buy one at Kroger's. The "guns are wrong" argument is about the lamest fucking "control your life" bullshit that i've ever heard. If you really want to stop deaths in this country get rid of alcohol, tobacco, fast food, and drugs. You don't give a shit about saving lives, you want to control people.
3. The Confederate battle flag (the Stars and Bars) represents, to me, states' rights. Was slavery an abomination? You bet your fucking ass it was. Worst shit ever and it needed to go away immediately and everyone involved should have been ass-raped with steel wool, but my feeling about the Confederacy is this: When the Constitution was written there was no such term as "THE" United States of America. The constitution mentions only THESE United States. Individual States, united as a group for a common cause, not a fucking central government that told everyone how to run their own state. Sadly, what was intended to be a group of individual areas working together for a common cause has become a central nightmare of authority that has NOTHING to do with what the framers of the Constitution intended.
4. Unwilling to pay taxes? You're fucking right I'm against most taxes. I'm GREAT with paying taxes for roads, schools, the military, police and all the things that people can't provide for themselves. I'm pissed off about paying taxes for bullshit riders like the Lawrence Welk museum (look it up) or the free breakfast program for poor kids, or the free lunch program. You can bet those families have cable fucking television. They aren't asking me to do anything other than give away the money I've worked my fucking ass off for to someone who hasn't worked as hard. I'm against per-fucking-petual government aid, free cheese, and all that shit. By God if you took away everything I own and my degree (and I've lived in my car before so I speak with some experience here) and dropped me in the middle of Chicago with nothing, in 3 years I'd be upper middle class and on the way to the top. Why and how? I'd live at a YMCA and I'd walk into McDonald's and say "let me work here for free for one week and if I'm not the best employee here at the end of the week I'll leave and you won't owe me a nickel, but if I am you hire me." I'd be assistant manager soon, then manager. Then I'd move into a cheap apartment and sign up for a junior college. I'd kick ass at that and get a scholarship to a 4 year university. Soon I'd have a degree and I'd either move up in the McDonald's ranks or get another job elsewhere. I call bullshit on taxes. I'm sick of paying for lazy fucks and bullshit pork spending. If you don't make enough money to eat then tough fucking shit. Go out and get a job. If you're crippled, sort mail for the government. If you get free cheese, dig a fucking ditch or pick up roadside trash.
You're right, I work too fucking hard to give away my money for things that individuals can and should provide for themselves, and if you don't like that you're just a lazy fuck who wants others to tit feed you.
The attitudes and goals of those of us from the South are as close to what Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton wanted this country to be when they founded it as anything left in this country. If you're looking for some socialist, no gun rights, no freedoms, "tax your ass into poverty to prop up the worthless" Utopia, pack up your Che Guevara t-shirts and try moving to Brazil. I hear Chavez is kicking ass down there.
http://www.insideindianabusiness.com/co … 721#middle
1. We're racist but you're saying we're only growing because of illegal immigrants? Something doesn't quite jibe here, and I'll leave it to you to figure out. Maybe you think that (1) people from Mexico don't count, (2) they are too dumb to get to Northern cities so they're stuck in Texas and didn't actually CHOOSE to be down here, or (3) they just couldn't get very far North before they had to stop. You're right, when we're counting overall growth let's just leave those damned dirty Mexicans out of the equation. And we're racist...
2. Guns are wrong? Here's a little tidbit my friend: More children under the age of 12 died last year from falling down steps in two story homes than died from accidental gunshot wounds. More than twice as many (you can look up the stats yourself at any of a host of government websites). Guns aren't the problem with the South, fucking two story homes are. Also, we can get rid of cars and cellphones and fast food that causes heart disease and knives and big rocks. Guns aren't a problem, assholes with guns are a problem. And if you didn't see 19 jackholes kill thousands with box cutters and bad intentions then you were asleep throughout the end of 2001. It's NEVER the means that should be stopped, it's the people. Some asshole in Japan a few years ago broke into a grade school and knifed 17 or 18 kids and their teacher. He used a butcher knife. Any 12 year old can buy one at Kroger's. The "guns are wrong" argument is about the lamest fucking "control your life" bullshit that i've ever heard. If you really want to stop deaths in this country get rid of alcohol, tobacco, fast food, and drugs. You don't give a shit about saving lives, you want to control people.
3. The Confederate battle flag (the Stars and Bars) represents, to me, states' rights. Was slavery an abomination? You bet your fucking ass it was. Worst shit ever and it needed to go away immediately and everyone involved should have been ass-raped with steel wool, but my feeling about the Confederacy is this: When the Constitution was written there was no such term as "THE" United States of America. The constitution mentions only THESE United States. Individual States, united as a group for a common cause, not a fucking central government that told everyone how to run their own state. Sadly, what was intended to be a group of individual areas working together for a common cause has become a central nightmare of authority that has NOTHING to do with what the framers of the Constitution intended.
4. Unwilling to pay taxes? You're fucking right I'm against most taxes. I'm GREAT with paying taxes for roads, schools, the military, police and all the things that people can't provide for themselves. I'm pissed off about paying taxes for bullshit riders like the Lawrence Welk museum (look it up) or the free breakfast program for poor kids, or the free lunch program. You can bet those families have cable fucking television. They aren't asking me to do anything other than give away the money I've worked my fucking ass off for to someone who hasn't worked as hard. I'm against per-fucking-petual government aid, free cheese, and all that shit. By God if you took away everything I own and my degree (and I've lived in my car before so I speak with some experience here) and dropped me in the middle of Chicago with nothing, in 3 years I'd be upper middle class and on the way to the top. Why and how? I'd live at a YMCA and I'd walk into McDonald's and say "let me work here for free for one week and if I'm not the best employee here at the end of the week I'll leave and you won't owe me a nickel, but if I am you hire me." I'd be assistant manager soon, then manager. Then I'd move into a cheap apartment and sign up for a junior college. I'd kick ass at that and get a scholarship to a 4 year university. Soon I'd have a degree and I'd either move up in the McDonald's ranks or get another job elsewhere. I call bullshit on taxes. I'm sick of paying for lazy fucks and bullshit pork spending. If you don't make enough money to eat then tough fucking shit. Go out and get a job. If you're crippled, sort mail for the government. If you get free cheese, dig a fucking ditch or pick up roadside trash.
You're right, I work too fucking hard to give away my money for things that individuals can and should provide for themselves, and if you don't like that you're just a lazy fuck who wants others to tit feed you.
The attitudes and goals of those of us from the South are as close to what Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton wanted this country to be when they founded it as anything left in this country. If you're looking for some socialist, no gun rights, no freedoms, "tax your ass into poverty to prop up the worthless" Utopia, pack up your Che Guevara t-shirts and try moving to Brazil. I hear Chavez is kicking ass down there.
Last edited by Dersmikner (2007-07-25 19:17:39)
How the hell did this turn into a North vs. South debate? This isn't the civil war anymore.
Err, no, you misunderstood me. It's not a causal relationship; they're not pussies because they're northerners. They're pussies that happen to be northerners. Both of which can be determined by their words, their accent and the way they've gotta pal around together to be tough.k30dxedle wrote:
So it's not ok to generalize about you, but it's perfectly ok to generalize about "pussy northerners"?ph4s3 wrote:
That all Canadians are gay?specops10-4 wrote:
It is a kinda long video, but you must watch till the end! Hopefully it will help convince some people about a certain topic.
That no one can imitate a Texas accent without having lived here?
Stop calling those guys rednecks. It gives rednecks a bad name. These two clowns are pussy northerners judging by their accents and the amount of times they say ''fucking''.
Any by the way, there's not a cowboy or redneck alive that would be caught driving a toyota truck. This is Ford country down here. Half my neighborhood has F250 crew cabs. The other half have Chevy or Dodge. I'm the outcast with my Honda, but WTF, it's paid for and I prefer to not carry a note if I don't have to.
I have a feeling you're giving yourself as much of a bad reputation as a staged prehistoric video.
Try not to be so sensitive, Sally.
Last edited by ph4s3 (2007-07-25 18:20:08)
I dont consider Texas to be part of the "deep south" actually. Lots of sane people live there, the areas I'm talking about are Alabama, Louisiana and the Carolinas to name a fewDersmikner wrote:
The South is the fastest growing region of the country, by a long shot. Why? Yankees are moving to Texas for the weather, the lack of crime, and jobs, in droves. You're welcomed to stay up there in the rust belt. As a matter of fact, I'd gladly pay to send the yankees we've got back from whence they came. I'm so fucking sick of every asshole whose union ran his employer out of business moving down here and complaining about it I could shit a kidney.Pernicious544 wrote:
I said it before and I'll say it again....The South is a god-damned embarrassment to the rest of us in the US. Think about it, current president? From the south.
Lastly, if those two guys were from Texas, I'm George Fucking Bush myself. They sound like they just fell off the set of SCTV. Neither one of those tools is as much as related to a Texan.